Author | Qingxiangzi
A few days ago, on Valentine's Day, the circle of friends set off a show of grace and love.
Many baby mothers are very sad after seeing it:
Why are good husbands from someone else's house? Why is my husband so bad!
Today we will tell the truth thoroughly: it is not that the husband is not easy to use, it is that you have not learned to use it.
Husband is like a technology product, what is needed is in-depth understanding and development.
We have specially compiled a copy of the "Instruction Manual for Children's Fathers",
It can be used as an essential manual for induction, premarital training, post-marriage life, raising children with children, and harmonious marriage!
[product name]
Husband, commonly known as husband, "child father"
The jianghu flower names are "Big Pig Trotter" and "Pig Teammate".
【Appearance characteristics】
This product changes with age and marriage age:
Early holding, physical fitness;
Held for several years, there are signs of expansion.
The longer it is held, the longer it is held,
The easier it is to "wrap the pulp", gradually greasy,
The above are normal phenomena and basically do not affect the use of functions.
【Functional indications and applicable populations】
Those who especially need someone to warm the quilt;
Lonely and lonely cold;
Those who are interested in reproduction;
Those who are confident in the domestication and transformation of this product;
Those who like to quarrel and debate;
Those who have no money to hire drivers and bodyguards;
Those who do not exclude going to a different place for the New Year;
Those who worry that they will live too long.
【Functional Design】
Earn money, raise a family, take a baby, love a wife, do housework,
All human activities except baby-giving and feeding.
*The above is the original intention of the functional design,
Full implementation of the function is not guaranteed,
It is very challenging to develop the ability of the holder,
If you mind, please hold it with caution.
【Packing】
This product is a sugar-coated tablet, the appearance is yellowish, the skin is smooth,
Rough inside,
The taste is slightly bitter and the air is slightly salty.
It should be used in conjunction with a large dowry to reduce discomfort.
【Production batch number】
5201314
【Dosage】
For external use, do not take it orally.
It is recommended to take one tablet at a time and one tablet for a lifetime.
For those who are allergic to this product and fearful of nature, please follow the doctor's advice.
[Physical solubility]
Easily soluble in beautiful women.
It is commonly soluble in alcohol, cigarettes, and games.
Most soluble in sofas, duvets, toilets and mobile phones.
Difficult to dissolve in housework.
【Storage method】
It is not suitable for storage with the mother-in-law,
Otherwise, it will greatly affect the happiness of the holder,
Increases the difficulty of holding.
【Product Design】
This product has the characteristics of "blind box",
Before unpacking the box, it all looks the same, and after unpacking, the gap is huge.
Basic: Only make money and don't manage the house.
Premium: Make a little money and manage a little home.
Defective products: more bad problems, can be repaired and reused;
Those who are prone to violence should be handed over to the social majesty department for handling.
Can make money, but also can manage the family, see the baby, coax the wife,
Out of the hall, out of the kitchen, to scare the mother-in-law,
Congratulations, opened to this product surprise "hidden model",
Become a super winner for the holders!
【Product Features】
The design of this product is divided into "thick hair" and "sparse top of the head",
According to preferences and affections, you can choose.
If you hold it for many years, you find that the amount of hair on the top of your head is becoming scarcer,
Most of them are normal loss of years, and there is no need to be too upset.
However, it is not excluded that a small number of production lines have problems such as hair gene defects.
Those who are particularly concerned about this issue,
Welcome to visit the parent factory before holding.
Know the father of the other, and be doubly happy.
Once shot, it is difficult to return and replace, please be cautious.
【Main function loss】
At the beginning of the possession of this product, I was extremely enthusiastic about women.
After holding it for several years, it was as cold as a Buddha.
The decline or even loss of this function,
As normal, please use with confidence.
【Special Formula Instructions】
Because the cost of romantic recipes is too high,
This product was not fully added to this formula when designing and producing,
Therefore, this product is mostly "affordable type" and "very search type",
Holders need to have the following clear knowledge of this product:
1. It is not advisable to expect too much surprise on major holidays,
Otherwise the disappointment is too great;
2. It is not advisable to expect too much from the aesthetics of the gifts it gives,
3. It is not advisable to have too high expectations for "talking about love", "knowing cold and knowing heat", "creating an atmosphere", etc.,
Otherwise, you will end up alone.
【Performance Stability】
Due to the difficulties of technical overcoming,
This product has the performance of liking the new and tired of the old,
However, the underwear he wears is excluded.
Holders are invited to urge you more.
【Physiological characteristics】
This product is easy to sweat, oil, taste big:
Often cause but not limited to pillow towel yellow stain, black dirty head, towel dry hard, toothbrush flower and other phenomena,
Cause irreversible damage and consumption to high-grade daily necessities.
Those who are too demanding of the quality of life should be cautious.
This product has poor self-cleaning ability and is commonly present:
Problems such as underwear not being washed, socks being littered, lazy bathing, annoying washing of feet, etc.,
Correction is more difficult, and the holder needs to prepare a strong psychological quality,
Or poke yourself in the eye.
This product runs noisily at night:
including but not limited to teeth grinding, farting, snoring, etc.,
Once held is equivalent to owning a home tractor.
People with neurasthenia hold with caution,
If the noise is particularly disturbing, you can consider beating the fainting stick before going to bed.
【Special Warning】
The range of this product is inaccurate, often causing yellow stains on the toilet.
Additional toilet paper is required for maintenance and cleaning.
As this product is held longer, the following tendencies will occur:
Shit doesn't close the door, changing clothes doesn't avoid people, farting makes you smell.
Above all, the holder is used to it.
【Usage points】
1. This product "camera" is not very smart,
Does not have the function of observing the color,
The holder may be tired in the kitchen complaining,
This product is still "charging" with the mobile phone on the sofa,
So don't wait for him to understand, there is a demand to speak directly.
2. The main program of this product is a tendon,
Do not have the ability to divergent thinking,
Instructions need to be clear at the kindergarten level,
Otherwise, there will be symptoms such as washing and not knowing how to take out pockets, brushing dishes without brushing pots and pans.
3. This product has a small memory, often manifested as no heart and no lungs, and great forgetfulness.
The bearer may be angry,
And this product has been breathing heavily, three seconds into the shutdown state,
This is normal, and there is no need to be angry with him.
【Function with baby】
Although this product is designed with physiological hardware with cubs,
However, the general response function is not well functioned.
Lack of patience, passive slackness, confusion,
Can't resist the temptation of electronic products.
More like to play with cubs,
Easy to cause external injuries to your cubs,
Please have a clear understanding of this function,
This product brings cubs, and the cubs are alive.
【Additional Features】
This product is requested and guided by the holder,
Homework tutoring for pups can be carried out.
However, its own anti-pressure memory is small,
There may be extreme phenomena such as poor internal line connection, hot and fever, self-detonating combustion, etc.
or cause some physical and mental harm to your cubs,
increase household maintenance expenses,
Please proceed with caution in appointing this appointment.
【Health Reminder】
Depending on the degree of functional development,
The appearance and health effects on the holder are different.
A small number of holders, such as flowers like jade;
Most of the holders are as tired as old women.
【Purchase Tips】
When purchasing, you should keep your eyes open and shop around.
After possession, it is advisable to turn a blind eye.
【Adverse side effects】
Occasional inappropriate use may lead to chest tightness, shortness of breath, high blood pressure, want to quarrel, want to hit people;
Long-term inappropriate use may affect lifespan.
【Upgrade Method】
Can't get used to it, willing to use it.
Don't be too upset about the wear and tear of this product, it will become unfortunate.
Willing to use, this product can become a big instrument.
【Product effect estimation】
White-headed old man,
Happy for a lifetime.
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Author: Qing Xiangzi, self-media author, education practitioner, clear liver and clear eyes to read the world's leisure, be an excellent slash youth. Some of the pictures are from the Internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.