Tonight I went to the market to buy vegetables, and just after buying the vegetables out of the market, I heard a woman standing on the street asking the uncle, "Boss, a person?" ”
She stopped the uncle to go to the road and said, when she learned that the uncle was a person, she said a few gossip, then touched the uncle with her shoulder, and said warmly: "The weather is so cold, how interesting is it to talk here?" Do you want to go to your sister's place with your sister? "Play what?" The uncle asked pretending to be puzzled
She mysteriously whispered into her uncle's ear, "What can men and women play?" See if you are a handsome guy, sister charge you 80 yuan, how? After listening, the uncle said: "It's too expensive, since everyone plays together, can you AA system 40 yuan each?" She said: "40 yuan lost money", the uncle said: "Will not lose money, you are a business without money, I did not bring much cash out", she said: "WeChat payment can also be"
The uncle said: "My mobile phone is an old-age machine, there is no WeChat payment function", she felt that the business was not negotiated into a little angry and said: "Too stingy."
Don't come out and play without money! The uncle was also a little unconvinced: "I came out to buy vegetables."
It was you who stopped me and asked if I would play or not! bah! bah! Two voices went into the market to buy vegetables."
