A group of tourists visit an ancient castle in the United Kingdom. Tourist: I heard that this place is often haunted? Tour guide: Pure nonsense! I've been here for many years and I've never seen any ghosts! Tourist: That's the way it is, this me

A group of tourists visit an ancient castle in the United Kingdom. Tourist: I heard that this place is often haunted? Tour guide: Pure nonsense! I've been here for many years and I've never seen any ghosts! Tourist: That's the way it is, so we're relieved. How many years have you been here? Tour guide: More than four hundred years, have not seen a ghost, rest assured to play. visitor:......

Two classmates (at the same table) somehow scolded each other,

One person scolded the other and said, "I'm an SB at the same table!"

Another person was directly anxious and scolded back: "Your table is an SB!"

The rest of the group of people next to us laughed more than enough...

An mm wrote in the state: "There is a man. He's not your boyfriend or your ambiguous partner. But you are intimate and unconcerned. When no one knows you, only he understands you. You've held hands and watched movies together. But you never kiss, never say I love you. I guess this is the blue face confidant. ”

A brother left a message: "Blue egg! Isn't this your dad? "#Funny paragraph##I'm going to make micro headlines##打卡郑州美好生活 #