The difference between reality and vows
(i)
Wedding Officiant: Mr. Little A, would you like to marry Little Lady B? From now on... Would you like to?
Little A: I do!
Wedding Officiant: Little Lady B, would you like to marry Mr. Little A? From now on... Would you like to?
Little B: I do!
(ii)
Little B: You don't know anything when you come home.
Little A: I'm exhausted every day.
Little B: Are you tired? Do you know how tired I am and I have to do everything.
Little A: Are you tired? Can you get fat like this?
Little B: Not in the mood to lose.
Little A: When are you in the mood?
Little B: When you're full.
Little B: You go out to dinner with others every day, and come back and say that you are tired and how to watch your phone until midnight? I'll report you tomorrow, and I suspect you're trying to kill me.
Little A: Don't be fooled, at most divorce, I have no courage.
Little B: You don't have the guts? You come home every day and don't talk to me, holding a mobile phone until midnight, aren't you trying to get old bald and laugh at me?
Little B: Divorce is divorce, who is afraid of whom. A big man's fingernails are so long that it's no wonder that toilet paper has holes.
Little A:...
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