1, the company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, has not been able to return. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day

1, the company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, has not been able to return. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day to go to each other's companies, and do not mention the debt. Every time I touched my stomach and asked the front desk of the other company: "Are you Li always here?" A week later, Mr. Li was anxious and took the initiative to call the boss: "Money, I can give you a lot of money, but there is a condition, you must let your female employees explain to my wife clearly, she is just here to ask for debts!"

2. I was waiting for a blind date in the Civic Park when I suddenly saw a girl hanging herself from a crooked neck tree! I rushed forward, saved my sister, and said: Hey, you are going to die, it is better to marry me and then sand yourself! The girl said angrily: I don't want it! I said, "Then hang yourself!" I'll marry you when you're done!" The girl quickly ran away when she heard it.

3, now I have been talking with my girlfriend for two years, the woman's parents have finished seeing, sent the husband a Mercedes-Benz G550 husband directly agreed. Determined, I came to my house with my girlfriend, and when I knocked on the door, it was my three-year-old nephew who opened the door. After dinner, the girlfriend sat in the living room to pick up the beautiful pupils, which made the nephew who was standing on the side see! Even crying and shouting ran to the kitchen: Grandma! Uncle brings back a monster! She just ripped her eyes off. Whining.?

4. Today a Bentley was retrograde and hit a motorcycle. The owner of the Bentley got out of the car with a cigarette and said impatiently: "Dude, you can't ride a broken motorcycle!" Then he threw up his hands and gave the other party 2,000 yuan. Just as the Owner of the Bentley was about to get into the car, the owner of the motorcycle stopped him. The owner of the Bentley car looked surprised: "Well, give you 2,000 is not much, don't hurry to leave, want to blackmail me!" The motorcycle owner shook his head and said coldly, "Boy, hurry up and call your dad and say you hit an Ecosse?" ES1? Spirit Motorcycle!?

5. I fell in love with my girlfriend at Tsinghua University for 4 years. One day after graduating, my girlfriend took me home to meet my parents. When my uncle saw me, he looked at me carefully and asked, "You practice karate, right?" I said seriously: Uncle, although I am physically strong, but karate is a Japanese thing, I definitely don't practice it. The uncle was instantly angry: Then you still come empty-handed!

6. In order to let the sister-in-law get ahead, the old man took the 2 million yuan of the demolition compensation of his hometown and sent her to the city's key high school to study. But the sister-in-law did not panic at all, and only began to work hard to review in the third year of high school. The old man was still very happy, and felt that the little sister-in-law would definitely not live up to his intentions this time. After the end of the college entrance examination, the old man asked him: Girlfriend, how do you feel? The sister-in-law sighed and said: Dad, what do you think my grades will look like I will do when my daughter-in-law makes up for the heavens?

7. My cousin and cousin are both working in the field, and there is only one uncle left in the family. Yesterday Uncle was unwell, and I drove him to the hospital for examination. Driving fast on the road, I accidentally hit a Porsche. The owner of the Porsche, a woman, got out of the car and scolded: "Your uncle, how do you drive the car!" Uncle rolled down the car window: "Girl, I am his uncle, I can say anything!" "The female owner blushed, and did not ask for compensation and drove away...

8. Went shopping with my girlfriend last night. I saw a little boy in the mall, very cute, and my girlfriend wanted to tease him. Girlfriend: Little brother, how many points did you score on the final exam? Little Boy: Auntie, do you have a baby? Girlfriend: Auntie doesn't have a boyfriend yet, where is the baby? Little boy: Don't be discouraged, worry less about other people's affairs in the future, take more time to go on a blind date, and marry out as soon as possible! Girlfriend: ...

9, the old man was hit by a car driving the President of Maserati and lost 5.4 million, my wife and I bought a villa, moved into the new home, my wife said to make more dishes to celebrate, so I went out to buy vegetables. Just after the rain to go to the market to buy vegetables, because there is dirty water on the road, I was reluctant to drive my car in, so I walked in and suddenly heard a pork stall owner shouting: "So tired!" So I walked over to comfort him: "Rest when you're tired, don't work too hard." He looked at me with wide eyes: "What do I boast about this rib about you?" "At that time, I ignored him and continued to walk with my mobile phone, which was really embarrassing!

10. After graduating from university, the chairman's daughter interned in our company. I have always had a crush on her, that time helped her pay back 8,000 yuan Alipay, she immediately agreed to eat with me. I took her to a couples package, and after a few glasses of red wine, I plucked up the courage to ask, "Can you be my girlfriend?" She didn't even think about it, and immediately shook her head resolutely. Heartbroken, I put on my denim coat and said "bye-bye" to her and left. Who knew that without taking a few steps, she shouted loudly from behind: "Love—you." I quickly turned around and looked at her excitedly, and she said quietly, "Hey, you, you haven't paid for your meal yet." ”

11, is working overtime, there are shooting stars outside the window across the night sky, I shouted three times in a row: "Promotion and salary increase, promotion and salary increase, promotion and salary increase!" The lady boss smiled slightly: "Meteors are like girls, when you make a wish to her, she will also talk to you." Me: "Oh? What will she tell me? Hostess: "She will say: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" ”

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