Dad transferred 10 million to me, I bought three stores, rented 200,000 a month, bought a Porsche, 10 million was gone, so I found a company to work, work

Dad transferred 10 million to me, I bought three shops, a monthly rent of 200,000, bought a Porsche, 10 million is gone, so I found a company to work, salary of 4,000 yuan a month, bought five insurance and one gold, work is to play soy sauce, go home from work to play LOL, holiday travel. Friends say that I have no pursuit, still nibble old, I am also struggling every day, such a day is not suitable for 24-year-old me! Heck, it's rent collection time again!

2, the daughter is working at the company, the wife called the daughter to go home, saying that there is an emergency at home. The daughter hurriedly asked for leave to rush home, and when she arrived at home, she found that the gate was gone, and the wife did not know where to go! Scared daughter tears are out, doggy pull out the mobile phone to call her, she called over: girl, the door of the home to change, your father opened the door for a while to come back, I went to play mahjong first, you are watching at home. Just want to resist the phone over there hung up, and then the call has been turned off!

3, girlfriend in the Us group as a rider, the rainstorm season is coming, she prepared a raincoat in advance. It did rain when I left work, and I saw my favorite male colleague waiting for the rain. Girlfriend: Where to go, I can wear the same raincoat as you. Male colleague: Thank you so much, I'm going to the car parked on the side of the road in front of me! The girlfriend and the male colleague wore the same raincoat, walked to the car, and helped the male colleague open the car door. Then I saw a colleague who also liked a male colleague sitting in the driver's seat.

4, the company's female manager lost love, in the V letter group crazy scolding men do not have a good thing. That is, as long as it is a man, send a word, she immediately picks up the man without a good thing. If you refute it, immediately bombard you indiscriminately, so that our male compatriots dare not speak. Yesterday, the supervisor said to me: The unit is a single dog, hurry up and coax.

5, the second generation of the rich went to the nearby Wanda to buy things, bought a bottle of shampoo and shower gel, a 58, a 38. Boss: 96 in total. Fu Er Dai: Boss, do you do the math again? Boss: It's 96, that's right! Fu Er Dai: You count again! Boss: Together 96! Fu Er Dai: Are you really not wrong? 96？ FuErdai gave him a 100 yuan, and the boss found Fuerdai 96!

6, and my girlfriend went shopping at 10:30 to send her back to the dormitory, walked downstairs, I asked the security guard: "Big brother, can you still go in now?" The security guard glanced at my girlfriend and said, "Okay, let's go in!" Then I turned to my girlfriend and said, "What to do, it's too late, can't go in, or let's go to the hotel!" The girlfriend didn't seem to believe it, so she also ran over to the security guard and asked, "Uncle, can we go in?" The security guard glanced at me and said, "Yes." Then my girlfriend turned to me and said, "I really can't get in, so let's go!" ”

7, I saw a young man riding a shared bicycle very fast. Suddenly parked the car next to the road, lying on the road rolling around. I am a person with medical knowledge, and I am crazy about smoking sheep. I slapped him and yelled, "Wake up, wake up, what's wrong with you?" Do you have medicine on your body? The young man said: Don't fight, I just want to get my clothes dirty because I'm late.

8, I have a crush on a girl for 5 years, and yesterday I plucked up the courage to confess to her. I asked her a question: "If there are two men who are pursuing you, one is richer, he has five million assets, but he is only willing to give you one hundred thousand pieces!" The other man is very poor, he only has a hundred pieces, but he is willing to give you all his hundred pieces, which one will you choose?? The girl said, "Could it be that any girl whose head was kicked by a donkey and chose a hundred pieces?" "After listening, I tightened my pocket with a hundred dollars........

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