1. A male singer sang "Mother" emotionally at the wedding banquet, and walked down the stage to communicate with the guests while singing. He came to an old mother of vicissitudes and took her hand affectionately and sang: "None."

1. A male singer sang "Mother" emotionally at the wedding banquet, and walked down the stage to communicate with the guests while singing. He came to an old mother of vicissitudes and took her hand affectionately and sang: "No matter how far you go, no matter what you are doing..." The cameraman found this to be emotional and immediately moved the camera over. At this time, I saw the old mother with a shy face and apologetically said to the male singer: "Boy, I'm really sorry!" I only had a hundred dollars, and I gave them all as a gift. ”

2, netizens: double eleven rush to buy, in the consideration of the cost at the same time also want to think about the cost of time, such as you look at a pants in October, you have to wait for the double eleven to buy in order to save 50 yuan, you have to wait for 1 and a half months to endure the logistics peak of double eleven, is it really worth it?

3, dad went to play cards to lose his family bottom, but also owed a lot of money, in order to help dad pay off the debt, I sold the car. On the way to the supermarket this evening, I met a long-legged beauty and looked at it a few more times. As a result, she was discovered by the beautiful woman, and the girl was not happy: "What do you see me doing?" I laughed: "You look so good don't people see it?" Just after saying that, the girl gave me a slap. I was furious at once: "What are you beating me for?" Beauty smiled and said, "You look so underwhelming don't you let people beat you?" ”

4, on the weekend with the daughter-in-law to hang out, see a flower sea is particularly beautiful, the daughter-in-law squatted in and let me take a picture of her. As a result, when I was filming, two little boys passed by and muttered: You see how unqualified that woman is, and the in the flowers in the big day! Another said: "That man is even more faceless, and secretly photographs people's shit..."

5, one day, there will be a person, read all your Microblogs, accompany you through every festival, accompany you to listen to your favorite songs; taste what you shout delicious, take you to the places you want to go, take many, many photos. Just want to make up for your youth, his late time.

6, after the completion of the work is already more than twelve o'clock in the evening. Called a taxi and didn't expect the owner to be an ex-boyfriend. Because I was very uncomfortable when I was pregnant, I fell asleep and woke up to find 50 more than usual. I didn't ask my ex-boyfriend angrily, asking, "Don't you know that my home is in Ximen?" How to run to the East Gate. The ex-boyfriend calmly replied to me: "How much money you usually play is given, you don't have a back door street lamp, where several men spit clouds and fog!" Me: "That's my husband and a few of his buddies!" They came specifically to pick me up! ”

7. After graduation, I interned and worked, and entered a housekeeping company. The people in our group are working hard, and the boss praises our group for having a good monthly performance this month, so it is decided to reward each person in our group with a bottle of Jiaduobao herbal tea, and the manager let a sister push a cart to send it to everyone. We feel the chill, the sister also feels that there is no meaning to push the trolley manager listlessly and said: No matter the size of the gift is the company's intention, all hit the starting point spirit and then continue to work hard! Just after saying it, I heard my sister shouting loudly: cigarettes, beer drinks, melon seeds and peanuts eight treasure porridge, come and go foot to let one let ...

8, with the rise of the floor stalls, more and more people on the pedestrian street to set up the stalls, so after work to go shopping. Unexpectedly, I also found the Internet celebrity Meng Po soup on the mobile phone, so I asked the boss: How much is Meng Po soup for a bowl? The owner said: 50 a bowl. But it was so noisy on the street that I didn't hear it clearly, and then I asked again: How much do you say? The owner said: 40! But I remember that the last time it was not this price, afraid of making a mistake, and asked very loudly: How much is it? The boss said impatiently: Dude, the lowest give you 30, and then I will lose money!

9, one year to confess to the goddess, she said to me: Our gap is too big, the difference is 86400 seconds. Listening to the words of the goddess, I suddenly felt that there was no drama, how could we be together with such a big gap. Today, years later, I finally realize that I was wrong, that I missed the pinnacle of my life.

10. "The candle of the dragon people is not extinguished, and the deep sea lives in the dream of a good period." The mountain has a wooden Qing intention, and the stars last night are just like you. White tea Qinghuan has nothing else to do, I am waiting for the wind and waiting for you. Fortunately, I got to know the peach blossom noodles, and from then on, I was more than warm in spring! -----------------♡- ☽

11, the day before yesterday, in a supermarket to buy things are preparing to check out, in front of an old lady spent 498 yuan, she took out a 100 yuan bill and handed it to the cashier. The cashier looked at the drawer and saw that there was not much change, so he asked her, "Auntie, do you have 50?" "The old lady listened and was happy. He smiled and replied, "What 50?" My son is in his 40s! When everyone heard the old lady say this, they all laughed. At this time, the old lady suddenly woke up and smiled.

12, my son stole the family's money, I found out, I was very angry, more headache how to educate him. I talked to my mother about this that day, but my mother said calmly: First fight, then let him work more, let him know that money is not easy to earn, it is almost the same. I did so, and sure enough, my son stopped stealing money. I said to my mother: Still my mother is well-informed! My mother said carelessly: I also spent money to buy the experience, you were similar to him when you were a child!

13, the young man asked the master: I have not found a girlfriend in my thirties, can you tell me what the reason is? The master did not speak, and took out a lotus root and took a bite. Youth: Oh, I see, you want me to have a long snack! Master: Heart eye your sister, come, read to me, eat lotus ugly!

14. The disciple asked, "Master, you sometimes beat and scold people, and sometimes you are polite to people. Master said: "Treat the superior people directly to the hearts of the people, you can beat and scold; the treatment of the middle class is the most metaphorical, we must be measured; the treatment of the inferior person must be smiling, the hands are folded, he is very fragile, the heart is small, he is only worthy of worldly etiquette!" After hearing this, the disciple suddenly realized that he slapped the master's face. The master smiled slightly and broke the disciple's leg...