The phenomenon of bragging in historical records is almost innumerable. Because I don't brag about it, this book can't be edited at all. After all, people are ordinary people, they only live for one hundred and eighty years, and no one is more special than anyone.
However, in order to make future generations feel that they are very special, so bragging in historical materials has become an inevitable phenomenon. Especially the emperors of the dynasties who have compared things, these people like to brag the most, and they also blow to the point where they let the historians record these things.
First, look at how the emperors blew birth.
1, the birth of Emperor Liu Bang of Han Gao, how to think how wrong.
Historical records record that Liu Bang's mother, Liu Mi, once accidentally fell asleep while resting next to the lake. After returning, Liu Mi became pregnant with Liu Bang.
And according to Liu Mi's recollection, when she fell asleep that time, she dreamed of a god man. According to Liu Bang's father's recollection, when he went to look for Liu Mi that time, he saw a dragon lying on Liu Mi's body.
What is the situation? Is it the Divine Dragon Sifan? Or is Liu Taigong blind? In short, the purpose of blowing this bull is to tell us that Liu Bang is not a child of ordinary people, and it is very likely that he is a true dragon tianzi.
Comparatively speaking, the birth of his descendant Emperor Wudi of Han is a bit strange, his mother always dreams of a red pig, and so is his father, so Emperor Wudi of Han was named Liu Yan after birth, which is estimated not to be bragging, it feels like smear.
2, Li Shimin's birth is also amazing.
When Li Shimin was just born, the big guy saw two golden dragons circling and flying in the sky, and the whole sky was golden and brilliant.
Li Shimin was born in the first month, and that time belonged to the cold days. However, after the appearance of these two dragons, the locals actually felt the warmth of spring blossoms.
What is even more exaggerated is that not only people feel it, but even the flowers feel it. The local flowers actually bloom early and emit a strong fragrance. This phenomenon lasted for a full 3 days.
This story is really exaggerated a little too much, obviously bragging, but Li Shimin also blew out a new height, people Liu Bang only talk about the dragon, Li Shimin is even the flowers to bring.
3. This cow born by Wu Zetian has the meaning of copying Li Shimin.
Li Shimin's daughter-in-law Wu Zetian is not simple, she later became emperor, so her birth must also have an unforgettable story.
When Wu Zetian was born, the entire local sky was covered with auspicious clouds, and there were two phoenixes circling above Wu Zetian's home, and then flew towards the east.
What's going on? Is this a story written by a historian? Why is it so similar to Li Shimin's? Don't you all know how to get creative? Li Shimin two dragons, you two phoenix?
Of course, there are still innovative points, and this matter is not over. Inside the pond, a golden lotus flower suddenly grew. Around the lotus flower are four golden turtles, their heads facing the four directions of southeast, northwest, and southeast, guarding the lotus flower.
Li Shimin only mentioned the flowers, and this side played infinite imagination, and actually turned into a golden lotus, and four turtles? Sure enough, it is a big copy of the world's articles, and I see if you will copy them or not.
4. Song Taizu and Song Taizong are both masters of bragging.
Zhao Kuangyin, the grandfather of the Song Dynasty, was the founding prince of the Song Dynasty, and his birth was of course extraordinary. No, historical records record that when Zhao Kuangyin was born, the whole room was full of fiery red light, and there was a strange fragrance in the house that did not dissipate all night. In addition, Zhao Kuangyin's body was pure gold, which only faded after three days.
Big brother, I think the so-called pure gold should be the jaundice on the baby now, right? Pulling more can naturally be drained, and it will return to normal in three days, indicating that Zhao Kuangyin's health is indeed good. As for the rest, it's really bragging.
Since the eldest brother has blown such a cow, and after the younger brother Zhao Guangyi became emperor, naturally he will not let go of more, and this birth must also be complicated. If it were not worse than his brother, the throne would be unstable.
Therefore, Zhao Guangyi's mother once had a dream, he dreamed that the immortal held a big sun to her stomach, and it was not long before Zhao Guangyi became pregnant.
When Zhao Guangyi was born, it was also full of red light, but the fragrance was more exaggerated, and the whole street was filled with a special fragrance. This is the 2.0 version where Zhao Kuangyin was born, right? Moreover, the process of Mother Zhao's pregnancy is really a bit of a reverie.
Second, the civilian and military generals sometimes bragged.
1, Ji Xiaolan always bragged.
Ji Xiaolan was a famous talent in the Qing Dynasty, he was good at reading and had a clever brain. However, in the book he wrote, he once said that he was a Vulcan. So when you show the power of Vulcan? I really don't know what special abilities I have.
He gave an example to explain this, saying that when he was young, his eyes were in the dark of night, and he saw things as brightly as they did during the day. This is a no-brainer, after writing homework on the big night, you kid doesn't have to light a candle.
Whether these cows are real, we really can't verify, is it not at his disposal? I can't go back to my childhood anyway. However, after Ji Xiaolan got older, he actually became a nearsighted eye, which was also pitiful enough, and it was estimated that he was blind at night to see things and see too much.
2. Are the warriors all gods? The number of enemies broken is staggering.
The story of the warrior breaking the enemy has always been a story that people often hang on their lips. For example, Xin Abandoned Disease rushed into the Jin Army camp of tens of thousands of people with more than fifty people, killed the rebel general Zhang Anguo, and actually returned unharmed.
Historically, such cattle have been found everywhere, such as Wen Duan in the Three Kingdoms period, which was a fierce general in the post-Three Kingdoms period.
He once single-handedly rushed into the large army of several thousand people of Sima Shi, and actually killed hundreds of people with his bare hands, and then walked out unharmed. If you don't believe me, please look at the record.
The division commander Sima Ban led the left commander Sima Ban to ride eight thousand wings and chased after him, and the ducks rode into thousands of horses with horses, killing and wounding more than a hundred people. —— "Zizhi Tongjian"
During the Ming Dynasty, there was a fierce general named Zhu Neng, who led 30 people to defeat Geng Bingwen's army of tens of thousands.
They also chased these tens of thousands of people all the way, and even forced 3,000 of them to take pictures. Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? He operates so cattlely, where does he learn from?
Long drive to Zhending, defeated Geng Bingwen's army. Thirty lone and daredevils rode to the Tuotuo River, and the Prancing Horse shouted at the Southern Army, and tens of thousands of troops were overwhelmed, and many of the dead were ravaged, and more than 3,000 people were lowered. - "History of the Ming Dynasty"
This history is written that it is estimated that it is not too addictive, and it must create a little miracle. So there is this story of Zhang Fu. Zhang Fu was a ming dynasty general,
He once single-handedly defeated 7 million troops, single-handedly pacified the entire country of Annam, and surrendered more than 3 million ordinary households.
Annan raised seven million troops to meet Zhang Fu, supplemented by a single horse counterattack, a big break, Annan Suiping, and more than three million households of men and women. - "Draft History of the Ming Dynasty"
What do you think? Dear masters who write history books, this time you are finally satisfied, right? In the face of this record, it is estimated that the authors behind do not know how to brag.
No wonder modern times appear: fat pigs race elephants, that is, short noses. The whole society killed one head, enough to eat for half a year, it turned out that since ancient times, our bragging problem has continued.