To say that this year's hottest variety show, "Annual Comedy Competition" can definitely be ranked first.
Among them, the high-scoring sketches on the theme of marriage and love emerge in an endless stream, such as "When a Man Steps into the Civil Affairs Bureau" (hereinafter referred to as the "Civil Affairs Bureau"), which scored 8500 points, which has formed a small climax of discussing the topic of women's fear of marriage on the Internet.
"Civil Affairs Bureau" uses exaggerated techniques to show several fantasies of the heroine (played by Jin Jing) about the men after marriage (played by Zhou Tienan, Song Muzi, etc.):
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The first fantasy: "When you get married, you become a person." ”
Before marriage, the man (Zhou Tienan) has a delicate appearance, considerate and gentle, hiding all shortcomings just to marry a daughter-in-law.
As soon as he stepped into the Civil Affairs Bureau, the man (Song Muzi) immediately turned into a bald and greasy man, and even behaved a little obscenely...
Echoing the fear of reality: after marriage, after a man has removed all his disguises, how many secrets does he have that you don't know?
My fan Fell fell apart a month after marriage, and men not only had 200,000 foreign debts, but also had some kind of genetic disease.
Qiu Qiu wants a divorce, but the man kneels down and begs Qiu Qiu not to leave, and vows that the foreign debt will not be repaid together with Qiu Qiu. Qiu Qiu looked at the three years of feelings between the two people, and there was no divorce for the time being, but the heart was dead.
Pit avoidance methods - there are several aspects you must understand before marriage:
1. The other party's real financial situation and marriage history.
2. The other party's genetic history and disease history.
3. The true evaluation of his family by neighbors and people with ordinary relationships.
4. Whether the other party has any illegal records and what is the credit situation.
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The second fantasy: "The seven aunts and the eight aunts came together, and I became everyone's daughter-in-law." ”
When the man repeatedly promised that he had no deception against the heroine, the two entered the Civil Affairs Bureau again. As a result, the man's seven aunts and eight aunts ran out en masse and began to judge around the heroine:
"Blessed is this girl!"
"When will you have a baby?"
“@#￥￥%%%……”
The female protagonist could not resist and ran out of the Civil Affairs Bureau again. But the man laughed and said:
"My whole family will love you."
But in exchange for only the heroine's words: "I don't want to get married." ”
Echoing the real fears: mother-in-law relationship, family boundary problems, concubine relationship, sister-in-law relationship...
Pit avoidance method:
1, before marriage and men must be discussed, after marriage, everything is a small family, others are a certain degree of "outsiders".
2, tell your husband, in front of your family, don't call me, you don't respect me, others will not!
3, I and you are the people who want to live a lifetime, they are important, I am important, there is no I must always endure this statement. At the critical moment, please speak for me.
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When communicating this, you need to remember that you want to express your true feelings and what you want men to do, and don't just blame and don't make specific demands.
Moreover, men must be well trained in this regard before marriage.
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The third fantasy: Men pretend to be deaf and dumb after marriage and ignore their wives
When they re-enter the Civil Affairs Bureau, a dragon appears on the screen, suggesting that men pretend to be deaf and dumb after marriage and ignore their partners.
The heroine (Jin Jing) ignores maintenance and promotion in the neglect of men and trivial entanglements, and finally becomes a housewife (played by Wu Liuqi).
The man was startled to see Wu Liuqi in front of him, but then he took the hand of his wife who had become old and said, "You have worked hard." ”
Echoing the fear of reality: you mop the floor he can't see, only know how to play games; you cook, he only knows to tease the cat... In the end, when you get old, you only get disgusted.
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1, do not forget that in addition to the identity of the housewife, you are still a woman, an independent woman.
2, guide the husband to pay for himself, to be an attractive woman.
3. Choose to be a housewife carefully.
4, the family's financial power must be held!