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Song Muzi Li Feihe Wenjun Jin Jing sketch "Transparent Man" Line Script / Annual Comedy Contest

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Song Muzi Li Feihe Wenjun Jin Jing sketch "Transparent Man" Line Script / Annual Comedy Contest

Song Muzi: Hello, welcome to the 4S store.

He Wenjun: That, I am.

Song Muzi: Don't talk, you're here to buy a car.

He Wenjun: Don't buy it, just take a look.

Song Muzi: No, you want to buy it.

He Wenjun: I want to buy it, introduce me to the top SUV.

Song Muzi: Can't introduce, you can't afford to buy.

He Wenjun: How to talk, how to talk, how do you know I can't afford it.

Song Muzi: Your name is He Wenjun, you are Chinese New Year's Eve years old, with a monthly salary of 5,660, a deposit of 58,000, a QQ personality signature, lying like a bow, standing like a pine, not moving or sitting like a bell, And China has divine skills.

He Wenjun: No, I have such an interesting QQ signature, how do you know.

Song Muzi: From the moment you entered the door, our camera did face recognition for you, big data has been networked, and I have your information.

He Wenjun: I can really blow, I have information in your hands.

Song Muzi: You only have 100,000 in your pocket, and you can't get more than a thousand.

He Wenjun: Don't say too full, beard, I have a reimbursement at the end of this month, and it has not come down yet.

Song Muzi: Big data shows that your company Wang Accountant, on the 30th of this month, took a leave of absence to get married for eight days, and this reimbursement still can't come down.

He Wenjun: No, I bought a car, and you even checked my company's accountant.

Song Muzi: Big data knows your Wang accountant better than you do.

He Wenjun: Okay, but I have a private money, cash, big data can't be found, can't be found.

Song Muzi: Did you give a gift to The King's accountant?

He Wenjun: Wang Accountant, early birth of Takako.

Song Muzi: Don't struggle anymore, you've been pinched to death by us, you can only afford a hundred thousand cars, I'll go get the POS machine and wait a while.

He Wenjun: It's also quite time-saving.

Song Muzi: Hello, okay, received. Mr. Hop.

He Wenjun: What to do.

Song Muzi: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time.

He Wenjun: What??

Song Muzi: Mr. He, in fact, you can also understand our family's 200,000 sedan.

He Wenjun: You are sick, don't you know that I can't afford it.

Song Muzi: Oh, just now I can't afford it, just now the data was updated, last night the resume you submitted has been selected by the algorithm, we retrieved your new boss's mobile phone camera and found that he was reading your resume.

He Wenjun: This is an invasion of privacy.

Song Muzi: What privacy is not privacy, three.

He Wenjun: What do you mean?

Song Muzi: Two.

He Wenjun: What's up?

Song Muzi: First, answer the phone.

(Unfinished)

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