1, a taxi driver pulled a passenger at the train station, saw the passenger honestly, and was a foreigner, wanted to kill him, so he pulled him around the train station for another circle

1, a taxi driver in the train station pulled a passenger, saw the passenger honestly, and is a foreigner, I want to kill him, so I pulled him around the train station circle after circle. When I got to the sixth circle, the passenger pointed to a statue on the side of the road and said to the driver: "There are so many statues in your city, I saw six along the way, and they are exactly the same." The driver was shocked and thought: This guy is still quite careful. He rolled his eyes and said, "We like to erect statues on the side of the road here, and several subjects are exactly the same." The passenger nodded, "Oh, that's right!" However, there is one more thing I don't understand. The driver unconsciously wondered: "What else do you not understand?" The passenger said: "The statue is the same, but how about the six statues, each of which has an identical old man for sale."

2, a college student, after graduation spent 500,000 yuan, made 1 million counterfeit money. Then happily went to KFC for dinner and ate a big meal. At checkout, the front desk said: Sir, a total of 500 yuan. Then the college student pulled out a banknote worth ten thousand. The cashier looked at it and said: "We are not the people of the world, you better go down and try it!"

3 The cousin endured the pain two days ago and sold 20 dream accounts and bought 10 million. My cousin bought a cool Rolls-Royce Phantom on Taobao! As a result, a month has passed, and my cousin has not received the goods. The cousin was very angry and contacted the customer service and said: Why hasn't it been a month? I'm going to complain to you. Customer service reply: Pro, please wait a moment to check the transaction records. After a few minutes, the customer service girl has a kind attitude: Dear, it turns out that the email address of the receiving place is you! Lucky to be lucky.

4 My wife wanted to eat the spicy fish I made, so I did it on the weekend.

Yesterday at noon to eat fish, the daughter-in-law did not eat, let me leave her a part to eat at night.

I wondered, and she said, "I can't eat fish at noon."

I was even more confused, she further said: the last time I ate fish at noon, I suspected that it was due to the wrong time, this time I tried to eat it at night.

5 When I first met my wife, I showed her picture to my mother, and my mother shook her head: "Not good." "I'm a little displeased:

"What's not to like, she's a bit like you were when you were younger."

Mom: "This kind of girl will bully you, and you will be asked to do any housework in the future."

I retorted, "Impossible. ”

At this time, Dad took the mop and said, "Don't argue, lift your feet." ”

6 I spend 2,000 yuan a month to buy lottery tickets, and today I finally won the 500 yuan jackpot. It was my first time winning the lottery, treating myself and going shopping at the supermarket. Bought 1 cup, 1 bottle of Sprite, 1 roll of toilet paper, 1 dumpling, 1 chicken thigh. The female cashier said, "You're single, right?" I laughed and said, "Did you see it through the fact that I only bought one copy of everything?" She said, "No, it's because you're ugly!" ”

7 The brother-in-law inadvertently saves a pregnant woman, and the man is a local tycoon who decides to give the brother-in-law a house in order to thank the brother-in-law.

The brother-in-law said: No!

The local tycoon said: Don't worry about money, that building is mine, so I didn't spend money.

Luxurious decoration, one floor for one household, 30 floors, the best collection of sunlight

A suite, and very convenient for public transport around.

The local tycoon said: Actually, this is not my meaning, but my family's meaning.

When the brother-in-law was entangled, the local tycoon said directly to the assistant next to him

Say: Contact the moving company and move in today.

The assistant got the order and left, and the brother-in-law said: Hey! I haven't said yes yet!

8 When I was in college, I fell in love with my boyfriend and finally cultivated the right results. The first time my boyfriend came to the house for dinner, my mother was ready early. My mom said to let my dad take care of all the housework such as cooking and washing dishes, and set an example for my son-in-law. My dad thought about it for a long time, anyway, he was wronged for a day, and it was worth it for his daughter's happiness for a lifetime. My dad had a busy day and our family atmosphere was quite harmonious on this day. After marriage, my mother especially liked my husband and let us go home for dinner when there was nothing to do!!

9 The brother won 1 million yuan in the lottery ticket, and the sister-in-law cut it first and then played it, and even paid a deposit of 8,000 yuan in the Volkswagen 4S store. Now the brother is not willing to pay money to buy a car, the sister-in-law does not agree with the brother to buy Maiteng, the 4S shop does not give the deposit, chaotic into a pot of porridge ... Both parents live close together, and now they are anxious to use the car to play, and recently they have put the purchase of a car on the agenda. The brother said: I don't mean anything else, Magotan is really better than Bora!!

10 The middle school homeroom teacher we gave him a nickname called extinction. He often criticized me harshly, and I was bitter about that. After thinking of a bad trick, he posted his phone all over the streets and alleys, and it said: Collect the rags. Today's class reunion, the class leader said: Somehow the teacher started the waste recycling business, getting bigger and bigger, resigned as a teacher, and now they are driving the Mercedes-Benz S450L!