When: The 2022 Chinese New Year Chinese New Year's Eve
Coordinates: Erdaohezi, Harbin, Heilongjiang, China
Character: Chinese grandmother Gui Morty [60 years old]
Gui Morty's daughter Gui Youran [35 years old]
Returning to Morty's son-in-law Chen Chuanxi [33 years old]
Gui Moti's granddaughter Chen Zixuan [9 years old]
Return to Morty Korean twin granddaughter [10 years old]
Eldest granddaughter Kim Woo-hee.
Second granddaughter Kim Tae-hee.
Kim Yoo-bin, Yoo Hee's adoptive father, is the head of the criminal group at the Seoul Local Central Police Station in South Korea. 34 years old.
Kim Sung-woo, Tae-hee's adoptive father, is a financial anti-fraud expert at the Seoul Local Central Police Department in South Korea. 33 years old.
Gui Morti's son, Gui Xinshu [34 years old, disappeared 11 years ago while studying at Seoul National University in South Korea]
Attributed to Morty's daughter-in-law [Information unknown, South Korean police preliminarily determined that she is also missing]
Foreword: This is a drama that imitates Mr. Cao Yu, so what is presented to everyone is the style of the drama script. Some of the dialogues and monologues may seem more abrupt, but the meaning behind them is more intriguing. In addition, the pictures accompanying this article have nothing to do with this article, and all the events and characters in this article are fictional. This is a work that deeply exposes the reality of Korea, this article is about 6600 words, and it is estimated to take up 10 minutes of your reading time.
A staircase fun fact.
This is the Chinese New Year's Eve of the Chinese lunar calendar in 2022, perhaps sensing Chinese's expectations for the New Year, God has brought a light snow to the northern ice city of Harbin.
The fluttering snow covers all the prosperity and depression in this world.
At about 3:30 p.m. on the same day, two silver cars drove lightly into the downstairs of a community in Harbin, which is a famous relocation community in the ice city of Harbin, and the permanent population in it is afraid of tens of thousands.
In the small car that nodded, a female driver in her thirties jumped down, although the sky was drifting with light snow, but this person's outfit was still hot and charming. She is the old lady's baby daughter Gui Youran, a third-line actress in China.
South Korea's 33-year-old anti-financial fraud expert Kim Sung-woo climbed out of the car reluctantly, climbing because the seat was full of gifts except for him and his daughter, and he specially came from South Korea to celebrate the birthday of the old lady, carrying the Chinese New Year with his daughter's family.
At the age of 9, Kim Tae-hee, who successfully graduated from Erdaohezi Kindergarten in Harbin, China, viciously dragged his adoptive father upstairs: "Agassi, you look at my aunt again, I am stupid to blind your eyes Oh..."
"How many times have I told you that you are an elite expert of the local central police station in Seoul, South Korea, and you should not expose the image of a Korean man, that kind of obscene uncle in private, to Chinese."
"They don't actually know the specific situation in South Korea, and they can only have a half-understanding understanding of Koreans by watching Korean TV dramas and singing and dancing with Korean boy bands and girl groups." you know?"
"You said, just as you looked at my aunt on the way, your eyeballs were about to fly out. You have to remember oh, when introducing yourself, you have to say, Lee Shengli in the Korean boy band Bigbang, and the sexual assault case of Korean actress Zhang Ziyan, you are personally involved in solving the case, do you know, don't lose my face..."
Kim Seung-woo, a South Korean policeman who had not seen his adopted daughter for a long time, deftly wiped the harrah around his mouth and muttered, "Got it!" Got it! Hey girl, you said that China's female celebrities who don't have plastic surgery are really plain faces? Look at your aunt's body, I can't feel the whole look at all, miracle! As far as her natural plain beauty, coupled with that hot figure, if you go to Korea... Sure enough, China is still a big thing! ”
Kim Tae-hee, a 10-year-old daughter, ran behind her father's ass: "God your sister! How is the Earth Treasure Used? Agassi you don't understand Chinese don't say, my aunt is a thing! ”
In view of the fact that there are more residents here, all of them are high-rise and one ladder and four households, the waiting time for the elevator will be longer, plus the old lady just lives on the 6th floor, Kim Tae-hee and his grandfather, playing and climbing the stairs.
Kim Tae-hee looked at his adoptive father Kim Sung-woo and sighed, "Agassi, do you know what the sage Confucius said?" The father does not teach the daughter, you are really a disgrace to my Kim family! Are you not thinking about going back to South Korea? If you go home, my mother will not kill you! The mouth is scoopy and, and the most important thing is indecency....
Jin Chengyu, as an expert, is very easy to learn: "Baby, what does the mouth scoop mean, is it Chinese slang?"
Kim Tae-hee patiently explained to the South Korean experts: "
1 The most literal meaning of the mouth scoop is to say that the person's mouth is large, and there is no obstruction in speaking;
2, to say that the human brain can not keep up with the speed of the mouth, that is, this person's mouth is more stupid, but also can talk nonsense!
3, say that a person is emotional, but also a little mouth scoop appearance, such as quarrels are always fragmented, combat strength can not play out the situation.
4, there is another layer is to say, for example, someone is in a hurry to cause the pronunciation not to say the wrong word. ”
The real Korean elite,Many Chinese people do not understand, the article inserted this paragraph, because Koreans love to learn is famous, in order to seek greater development, many of them will fight for their lives.
As their father and daughter were climbing the stairs, Kim Tae-hee's twin sister, 10-year-old Kim Yoo-hee, and her adoptive father, Kim Yoo-bin, came up from behind.
Both men are police officers in Seoul, South Korea, Tae-hee's father, who is a year younger, is an expert in the General Bureau, and Kim Yoo-hee's father, Kim Yoo-bin, is the head of the criminal team at the sub-bureau of the Seoul Local Central Police Department in South Korea.
Kim Tae-hee, a cheerful and lively little sister, saw Kim Yoo-bin and reflexively immediately released the hand of her father Kim Sung-woo.
Don't look at just a chance encounter on such an occasion as the staircase, but Jin Youbin's attitude is very respectful, the eldest sister Jin Youxi just wanted to say something, he was dragged by the little sister, sorry to everyone nodded.
Etiquette rules, superior and subordinate distinctions, and differences between previous and future generations make Koreans unconsciously pull away.
The young Chinese woman in the back interrupted their embarrassment, looking at her bright eyes, both big men had a moment of infatuation.
"Are you all so blind?" Let the big star personally carry so many gifts upstairs, is it difficult for you Korean men to be so macho? Don't even carry anything for the lady? Husband hurry up, south Korean police handsome Oba, we are completely unable to count on ..."
Now the Chinese actress returns to Youran, a chicken in her left hand, a duck in her right hand, and she is almost carrying a fat doll on her back. Really cute and sweet.
Her husband, Chen Chuanxi, as a private equity fund manager of a listed company, handles tens of millions of dollars a day, but he is now a gift robot, and he wears three hats on his head alone.
It was a silent display of Chinese and Korean social etiquette, and Tae-hee felt that if his uncle still had a hand, he would definitely pull out the big three-foot-long gold chain around his neck, which is called a dog chain in northeastern dialect.
Chinese look down on the machismo of Korean men, Koreans can't accept the face culture of Chinese men, obviously they have a mountain on their bodies, and as a result, chen Chuanxi, the son-in-law of the door, is still smiling at his daughter-in-law.
Kim Tae-hee's adoptive father, Kim Sung-woo, lightly dragged his daughter:"Tae-hee, when we grow up, let's hurry back to Korea, Chinese women don't treat men as people..."
The young girl Kim Tae-hee blushed a little: "Agassi, a big son of ours here, all of them speak Korean in order to communicate with our sisters, and my aunt understands what you just said!"
The young woman Gui Youran was a little confused: "Yoo Hee, are you sure that Tae Hee's father is an elite expert of the Korean police station?" This intelligence is as bad as that of the Chinese experts..." [Yay] [Yay] [Yay]
2. The New Year crosses the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the Confrontation between China and South Korea at the dinner table
Old Man Gui Morty, wearing a fiery new dress today, although she is fully 60 years old, but her spirit is still strong.
Two distinguished guests from afar, just finished washing, they changed into a straight blue suit formal dress, and then seriously gave the old man a big gift, it was three prayers and nine knocks, these two goods are estimated to have practiced at home for a long time, "I wish the old birthday star a blessing like the East Sea, Shoubi Nanshan!" Youth lasts forever..."
What surprised people was the small transparent Chen Chuanxi at home, who even had a chef's license.
Two hours from 5 p.m., Chen Chuanxi alone made 12 dishes, fried and fried.
It is a pity that her wife's father, who is affectionate, can't take care of Chen Chuanxi.
"Auntie, do you still want to face, you are also a third-line female artist in China, how can you see Jin Youbin, who has changed into formal clothes and re-dressed, you can't walk?"
After Chen Chuanxi came out, Youxi ran to his uncle to complain with jealousy, Chen Chuanxi smiled: "When your aunt did not announce the break, most of the time was watching Korean drama entertainment, which is also a different kind of learning, his favorite is the Korean male star Kim Yubin, just your father is a bit like him, especially your father is really a police elite, and he is the leader of the criminal group, that kind of temperament makes your aunt obsessed..."
The Korean adoptive father of the two children showed a surprise homecoming, after all, the two of them flew all the way from South Korea, but now they did not oppose the old man's proposal and expressed their willingness to accompany the old man to guard the old man.
The Korean expert replied to the old man very politely: "We also follow the child's name, call you Amani okay?" Yes, we are obedient not only because you are the elder, but also enough to take care of young Hee Tae Hee for more than two years, so that they have a change of birth, more importantly, we are Korean guests, come to visit you, and be warmly welcomed by you, then even if we have any big things, we need to take care of your side first. This is what guests should do! ”
"It is estimated that you have also watched Korean dramas, and in Korea, the elders give the younger generations wine, and the juniors will cover the wine glass sideways to drink, which is the respect for the elders." Here, you just asked us to accompany you to keep the old age, which seems to us to be a matter of course, and when the external etiquette becomes a mindset, it will make people agree that he is a habit. For example, I am an old man and you are a junior. If I don't listen to you, I'm not happy. ”
Grandma Gui frequently nodded and sighed: "It is a good thing to talk about politeness, China has been a country known for poetry and book etiquette since ancient times, but now people are paying less and less attention to these, such as us here, many old people take buses, and young people choose to turn a blind eye!" I also think this is not good. ”
Jin Youbin, the father of Young Hee on the side, smiled:
"Amani, Korea is in the form of legal provisions to stipulate this kind of etiquette norms for superiors and subordinates, seniors and seniors, and elders and juniors. So that's the law. "
"Because you are Chinese, you can't see our reports in South Korea, in our place, almost every day there will be cases caused by the other party speaking in plain language, not honorifics, I am different from my predecessor, Superintendent Kim Sung-woo, I am mainly responsible for all kinds of criminal cases, according to the data, every year in South Korea has serious consequences because of the lack of honorifics caused by criminal cases, there are always hundreds of cases."
Chen Chuanxi, the son-in-law who has been eating, drinking and drinking and accompanying guests: "Big brother, let me tell you Chinese our views on your honorific culture, what we see here in China is that whether it is Korean individuals or the Korean government level, on the surface, the implementation of honorific culture is not bad, but in terms of real implementation, it is very dish!"
What does it mean to be very dished?
Kim You-hee explained to his father: "My uncle meant that Koreans say and do are two sets, before we exchanged, my uncle thinks that the elderly over 60 years old in South Korea are lonely and widowed, go out to ask for food, pick up scraps, in short, the old people in South Korea are not as beautiful as in Korean dramas, and even they are below the subsistence line."
"Korea is a hypocritical country that maintains honorifics on the surface and is extremely indifferent!"
Chen Chuanxi was a little embarrassed, why did this child speak so directly?
Obviously, Kim Yoo-bin Kim Sung-woo didn't know Chinese would see South Korea that way. They exchanged glances with each other.
At this time, Youxi turned around and went back to the house to get a tablet computer, and casually searched for "The Current Situation of the Life of the Elderly in South Korea", the documentary article in the guy, Chinese looked at it shockingly.
Today's family banquet, unconsciously there is a trace of tension.
Jin Chengyu explained: "According to our understanding, whether it is Armani or the eldest brother who raised this question must be well-intentioned, not necessarily aimed at both of us, so your question is not excessive." What Youxi said was indeed the truth. But how this situation is caused, I think I need to explain to you. ”
"We know that South Korea and China have a huge common ground, and Korea was also occupied by Japan and became its colony.
At that time, the landlord comprador class controlled the livelihood of ordinary people, and after the first president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee, established the Republic of Korea, South Korea's gross national economic product plummeted by 27%, and Syngman Rhee taught Korea to the US-controlled military government, and this president cited oligarchy. “
"South Korea did benefit from this kind of oligarchy before the 1998 financial crisis, but after 2000, there was a terrible scene, the oligarchs employed fewer people, and the large enterprises in South Korea generally implemented a lifelong employment system, which meant that more young people had more difficulty in finding jobs." "
"After all, there are so many oligarchic enterprises in China. The oligarchs were swept away by the financial crisis, and the consequences were very serious! There is a saying in China that big rivers have water and small rivers are full, and big rivers have no water and small rivers are dry. Oligarchic enterprises are in a slump, even tired young people can not find jobs, or even a few days without work will starve! So you say that in the real Korean world, who will have the leisure to care about those widows and elderly people? ”
Chen Chuanxi thought of something: "No, big brother, you still have a government in South Korea, if Koreans do not respect those old people in life, it is because they can't take care of themselves. But you also have local governments and NGO organizations at all levels," remarks: NGO local non-governmental organizations.
Jin Youbin raised his glass: "This question, I, the criminal team leader of the police station, can reply to you." The South Korean government is different from China in that it has adopted a two-party parliamentary system, which, to put it nicely, is not for the weak people, he is for their political parties. Specifically, they are a bit like the Donglin Party in the late Ming Dynasty in China, that is, the big guy Gu Chengxian. You get the idea! ”
Chen Chuanxi was not satisfied: "Saying that your government is inactive, why do you say that we are the Donglin Party at the end of the Ming Dynasty?"
Hua Yigui knocked on her husband's head: "Oba means that the Donglin Party of the Ming Dynasty of China disregarded the interests of the Ming Dynasty government and hundreds of millions of Ming Dynasty people for its own interests, openly colluded with the Manchu Qing under the leadership of Emperor Taiji, and later destroyed Daming!" The failure of the Han Chinese regime stems from these friends and parties forming parties for personal gain and colluding with external hostile forces! ”
Did you know that the crowd applauded the Chinese actress Gui Youran, and the two little nieces still whistled.
Gui old lady, just embarrassed to almost be smeared by these guys and directly smiled at jiuquan, did not expect their own flower crazy girl, like beautiful men but do not delay thinking about the problem!
Kim Said: "The situation is really like this, South Korean politicians, supported by large groups, will inevitably sacrifice the interests of the people and formulate corresponding laws and regulations to manage the people." For example, the formulation of Korean honorific culture, such as the current bill prohibiting Koreans from eating dog meat. “
"If you were like our eldest lady, Ms. Youran, who spoke in plain language everywhere, spoke freely and casually, and didn't pay attention to anything, Korea would be chaotic."
At this point, even the old lady could not understand: "Child, are you exaggerating?" Although I mean, although we Chinese began to pay less and less attention to etiquette and shame, and even in 2021, the lady of the Anhui Huizhou banquet, she also said that people are not as good as dogs, but I still think that we all use plain language, and it will be more smooth to talk and do things. As the saying goes, people's hearts are smooth, Pepsi is smooth. On the other hand, you say that if South Korea learns From China and abolishes the honorific culture, it will cause chaos? Why? ”
Gui Youran opened his mouth to relieve Oba: "What Youbin Oba means is that the focus of Korean honorific culture is not people, but order, this kind of strict superior and subordinate order, and even the superior and subordinate order in the army. Why doesn't South Korea learn From China, the whole people use plain language, and advocate equality for everyone! That's because advocating this kind of plain language in South Korea will challenge the three major problems that exist within the Korean state! ”
Kim Sung-woo, a South Korean expert who was chatting with his daughter Tae-hee, brushed his head and turned around, and he said, "Big sister, do you want to be so desperate?" Today is the New Year tea party, is not the criticism of South Korea okay? Didn't you Chinese say that it is good to eat and drink well! Hello me hello! Hello everyone! Why do we have to expose the deepest social contradictions in South Korea! The eldest sister is so upset. “
Gui Youran made a grimace at Jin Chengyu: "Hey hey hey, who told you to just put on a superior-subordinate attitude towards my Oba Yubin?"
Jin Chengyu turned back: "Amani, do you care about your daughter, she is too fucked!"
Gui Old Lady: "Let me say, the whole of Korea is vigorously defending this honorific system, and in the bones it is still to protect the vested interests." I don't know if what I said makes sense? Canceling the honorific culture will make the Korean people untamed, quickly evolve into no big or small, and will also quickly lead to the collapse of the social order in South Korea, in a word, that is, Lao Tzu respects you by Mao, anyway, the government has canceled the honorific. The collapse of social order brings not only spiritual confusion, but may even lead to more serious violent incidents. ”
South Korean expert Kim Sung-woo, really look at this family,
He hesitated for a moment: "Amani, you have traveled thousands of miles to invite the two of us over, and then told my eldest brother that Korea is not good like this, that is not good." Don't you regret the agreement you signed? ”
The agreement mentioned by Kim Sung-woo is that two years ago, the old lady wanted her granddaughter to return from the family of her adoptive parents, in addition to each family giving people 50 million won as compensation, more importantly, the three parties signed an agreement at the Korean notary office: the content is that after the two twin granddaughters reach the age of 18, the three families must not artificially prevent them from returning to South Korea or staying in China. The old lady is today's big devil! ”
Wanting to understand this, Jin Youbin immediately wrapped his daughter tightly in his arms.
After all, Jin Chengyu was a high-ranking intellectual, and he rushed to the old lady: "Amani, you clearly don't talk about martial arts." Do you know that for almost two years, Young Hee and Tae Hee's mother often think about the tears they think they want at home, after all, this is what we raised from half a month to 8 years old. Originally, we also saved up the ticket money, planning to ask you to agree to let us take the children back to Korea to meet their two mothers during the winter vacation? ”
The old lady was reluctant, this guy had a hard time getting the custody of the two children back, and now the two adoptive fathers still have to bring the children back to Korea.
[End of the article: No one expected that this silent negotiation would actually let Chen Zixuan untie it lightly, and it would be so light and breezy.
Expert Jin Chengyu really recognized her as a dry daughter, he humbly asked for advice, "Dear, this matter is a big thing for three families, what do you think?" ”
Chen Zixuan: "If you must divide the world into three parts, and there is a gap in each other's hearts, then it is better to go in with the whole bystander, Chinese pay attention to relatives and relatives, because of the relationship between the daughters, three or four families have become a close bond, this is the door valve of the Chinese Wei and Jin dynasties, the southern and northern dynasties, in order to consolidate the vested interests of both sides, choose to form a body to advance and retreat together!" Human beings actually have no love, that is just the wrong feeling of the limbs, what human beings need is to rely on each other! 】”