What is it like to have a foodie girlfriend? Me: "Let's get married, shall we?" The girlfriend shook her head while playing with her mobile phone: "I'm still young." Me: "I heard that there is a hot pot near the Civil Affairs Bureau. The girlfriend looked up in surprise: "When are we going to eat?" Me: "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and don't go along the way, let's stop by and eat when we get married." Girlfriend: "Then let's get married!" "
That, what, wife, on this matter and the last time that thing was that thing was my fault!
This wild thing is so sour that it really can't be eaten!
This is the real door-to-door right!!
Cooking is such a simple thing, just learn and do it. It's just that I seem to be too involved in learning, and I don't know how to beat the egg outside
There is no soul in this snow plowing
In front of it is a small steamed bun in Wangzai
Joke
Yesterday, when I was surfing the Internet in an Internet café, the policeman who was inspecting me asked me: "Do you have an ID card with you?" I happily handed over my ID card and asked him, "Brother, do you see me looking like a minor?" The policeman replied, "No, I'm looking at you who doesn't look like a good person!" "Me: ???
At the train station platform, an old lady carrying a large bag of things asked a staff member, "Is the train to Guangzhou driving?" It was already open ten minutes ago, and you're late." Oh, and when's the next train coming?"" Only in the afternoon" "When will the train to go to other places come" "Oh, the earliest will be 1 hour later before the train comes into the station, where are you going to go" "Oh, nothing, I'm walking slowly with things, so ask a few more questions, I plan to go to the opposite side of the platform" "........"
There were two big mountains in front of Yu Gong's house blocking the way, and he was determined to flatten the mountain, and the other Zhi Shu laughed at him for being too stupid and thought it was impossible. Yu Gong said, "I have a son when I die, and when my son dies, I have a grandson, and there are endless children and grandchildren, so why worry about fighting and hugging?" Zhi Shu laughed, you stupid B digging the mountain, who married you, can you have a son? Finally, one day, Yugong dug out two major coal mines. And then the children and grandchildren are endless also...
I said to my mother: My friend got married and received a dowry of 100,000 yuan, how much would I charge if I got married? My mother looked disgusted: You don't look at yourself, people can do anything, what will you do? If you get married, it is estimated that you will have to add a car to the upside down!
A bar in a skyscraper is in a booming business, one day A is in a bad mood, here to borrow wine to dispel the sorrow and drink, suddenly, from the outside came a drunkard, full of wine smell, he went to the bar, asked the bartender for a cup of tequila, after drinking without saying a word, walked to a window that was not closed, and then jumped out. A was shocked to see it: "How did you jump off the building and commit suicide on the spot?" Unexpectedly, after a while, the drunk man came in through the door again, unharmed, and he went to the bartender again, asked for another glass of wine, and then jumped out of the window when he was finished drinking. The same situation happened N times, and the more he looked at it, the more incredible he became, so he asked him what was wrong while the drunk was drinking. He replied: "This wine has a strong volatility, acts in the body, can make people produce buoyancy, and slowly float to the ground." "This is really amazing, it is incredible, but because of witnessing it with his own eyes, so-and-so A did not suspect it, immediately ordered the same wine with him, drank it all with his head up, and then learned that the drunk also jumped out of the window, and as a result, so-and-so A fell to his death." The bartender saw everything in his eyes, only to see him look at the drunk man, shake his head, and say to him a little angry and helplessly: "Superman, when you are drunk, you are simply in arrears." ”