Two boys are playing hockey on a park pond, and one of them is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Another boy quickly picked up his hockey bat and managed to wedge it into the dog's collar

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park,

One of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.

Another boy quickly picked up his hockey bat,

Managed to wedge it into the dog's collar and broke the dog's neck,

Luckily broke the dog's neck and stopped its attack.

A journalist who was walking saw the incident,

And rushed over to interview the boy.

"Young Bruce fans save friends from vicious animals..."

He began to write in a notebook.

"But, I'm not a fan of star Bruce," the little hero replied.

"Sorry because we come from the countryside".

The reporter then started over.

"Tianying fans rescued their friends from the terrible attack..."

He continued to write in his notebook.

"I'm not a tianying fan either!" The boy said.

The reporter asked: "So, which team do you support?" The reporter asked.

"I'm a Red Creek fan!" The child laughed.

The reporter started a new piece of paper in his notebook and wrote:

"The little bastard from the country killed the cute family pet.

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#新年说个新笑话 #

#专治不开心 #