I just went to the supermarket and pushed a shopping cart. Next to me was a cute girl paper salesman selling puffs. Puffs are cut into small pieces and worn with a toothpick. My sister smiled and said to me, "Sir, you can try it, it doesn't matter if you buy it or not." "I don't know which muscle I got, but I guess I was pushing the cart with my left hand and my phone in my right hand. Open your mouth: "Ah-" Finally fed me the sister paper...
The child ran to his mother crying, and the mother asked: What's wrong, baby? Child: Dad accidentally hit his own finger with a hammer. Mom: Then why are you crying? Child: Because I just laughed.
Grandpa: "I remember the regimental commander sent me to deliver the letter, and I met an enemy company on the road, and I fought hard to annihilate the enemy!" Grandson: "Didn't you mention a platoon last year?" Grandpa: "You were too young last year, I was afraid to scare you, so I'll do it now." ”
This time I took the train on a business trip and bought a bunk very happy. This time I could climb up and lie down and enjoy it. As a result, the young man in the middle insisted on changing with me, saying that he wanted to go up the bunk. At this time, the little girl in the lower bunk made another request, to change the middle bunk with me. Yes! I had to go to the lower bunk. I sighed silently and said: Do I still have to sleep on the bottom bunk for 280 pounds?
Xueba's classmates came to me to talk about business. He changed his arrogance towards me, the scumbag of the year, and bent down in front of me with his head bowed... To stifle his spirit, I stood tall and looked down at me. He, considering whether to teach him a lesson... At this time, the manager said to me, "I didn't see the customer try on shoes?" Why don't you just come and help!? They went their separate ways. When I got home, my wife asked me: "Your classmate is so beautiful, there must be a lot of people chasing her, have you ever chased her?" I quickly denied: "How can she look so good, just because of her crooked and evil appearance, I don't dare to think about it!" The wife said coldly: "Haha, then you tell me, what did you think when you were stalking the old lady?" ”