Yesterday Mother's Day, the mood was good early in the morning.
The newly purchased peony blossomed.
Brother Tiger got up early, and he wanted to take his sister to make a Mother's Day work for me.
When he was planning sweetly with Brother Tiger, he heard the roar of Tiger Dad:
"To Li Hu, what are you doing with my phone?" How did you pay so much money to go out? ”
I quickly went over to see that Tiger Dad's mobile phone paid more than 600 yuan to the glory of the king.
It turned out that Brother Tiger had played with his phone for a while last night and used his money to buy skins.
Tiger Daddy was furious, and I was furious.
He was angry that Brother Tiger had spent money on game skins.
In addition to this, I am also angry with Tiger Dad, because this is not the first time this has happened.
His mobile phone was paid for by his son several times, the password was changed several times, and the son transferred money, which is how stupid.
Women can't think much about it.
The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
I remember a female colleague of mine once complained to me about her husband: Recently I found out that my husband wants to buy the cheapest thing, no matter what I buy, when I asked him to help choose it, he asked which is cheaper? Buy whichever is cheaper. At first, I thought my husband would live a life. Later, I thought, I am the wife he is looking for, is it because I am the cheapest.
I also thought about it this way, how did my husband find his wife so stupidly?
If you think about it, you must have met someone stupider than him.
Stop!
The circle of friends is posting Mother's Day gifts, and the Mother's Day gift I want most is "I don't want to see any men, no matter how big or small." ”
Stay away from me, and you won't be happy when you see them.
Not to mention, the heart has come to fruition.
Tiger Dad went out with a bag.
The big ones are gone.
Brother Tiger went to play with his neighbors.
The small ones are also gone.
Tiger Dad came back at noon and took his sister out for a while.
I'm left alone, such a great holiday gift.
But the good times are not long, not not long, but too short.
Dad walks the baby, usually put a P's work and comes back.
Before I could catch my breath, the man had already returned.
Brother Tiger knows that he has his father, and he does not dare to look for his father for something, and he will look for me for everything.
I took my sister to the neighbor's house for a while, and his phone calls came to me one after another.
I came back for a nap and woke me up twice in half an hour.
The first time I woke up and fell asleep, the second time I woke up completely unable to sleep, and I wanted to hit people with a stomach fire.
The ecological bottle purchased online arrived, and Brother Tiger asked me to assemble the ecological bottle with him.
I said, "This is your science homework, you have to do it yourself."
Brother Tiger was self-aware of his stupidity: "I will definitely spill sand outside, and I will break the glass bottle, you will definitely scold me again, or you will help me." ”
We got a very beautiful eco bottle step by step, took photos and handed in our homework.
Suddenly, I found a wooden cork bottle cap on the ground.
I said this lid was going to be covered.
Brother Tiger and Father Tiger said that there would be no oxygen when the lid was closed.
I said what the lid is for, the seller will never send a useless thing over.
Buddha Sister looked at an instruction manual, saw that there was a lid on the picture, and said that the lid should be covered.
I thought my daughter was right, so I put the lid on.
After school today, Brother Tiger asked his neighbor's little brother to look at his ecological bottle.
The little brother exclaimed, these fish are all belly up, are they dead?
I looked over and sure enough, they all turned over and died.
Brother Tiger saw that the hilarity was not a big deal, and immediately used the phone watch to dial his father's phone and began to complain: Dad, mom put the lid on the ecological bottle, the fish are all dead, there is no oxygen to die...
The two of them talked on the phone for a while, and Brother Tiger said to me: Mom, Dad let you put a plastic bag on your head for 5 minutes.
I was so angry that I didn't want to talk
They laughed at me and teased me, and they were angry that they were stupid.
Tiger Dad came back and laughed at me in person, the neighbor came to the house, the father and son sang a song and gave the neighbor a wonderful description of how I choked the fish to death, saying that the fish traveled a long way to our house, only half a day was raised by me to die, died more wrongly than Dou E...
The father and son gave the fish a hug in various ways, and the neighbors were also stupidly laughed at by me.
Alas, what can I do?
I was really stupid to cry by myself.
I am not embarrassed to regenerate the anger of my husband and son.
After all, people only lost a few hundred yuan, but I killed 6 lives.
I feel that my sins are deep.
Sure enough, it is not a family that does not enter the door.
The whole family is really stupid.
But after thinking about it, it seems that only our husband and wife are stupid, and Brother Tiger is not stupid.
Listening to Tiger Dad, Brother Tiger completed the payment by forgetting the password, sending a verification code to the mobile phone, changing his payment password.
Thinking of this, I am a little relieved, which is also a negative and negative.