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The Rich Lady Who Loves Storytelling (Joke)

author:The Coco story

A rich woman who loves to tell stories

On a sunny afternoon, the rich woman of the town, Mother Wang, sat in her big courtyard, shaking a golden silk fan in her hand, her eyes half-squinted and half-open, and her mouth hummed and chirped some little songs that no one could understand. Her servants were busy with each other, for fear of neglecting this difficult master.

Wang's mother has a characteristic, that is, she loves to tell stories, especially the kind of jokes that can make people laugh and make people laugh. On this day, on a whim, she plans to tell a new story to her servants to make everyone happy.

She cleared her throat and deliberately sold a pass: "Today, I will tell you a strange story, which is the story of Li Xiucai and Zhao Blacksmith in our town. ”

The Rich Lady Who Loves Storytelling (Joke)

As soon as the servants heard the story, they immediately came to their senses, and they sat around Wang's mother, pricking up their ears, for fear of missing a word.

Wang's mother began her narration: "Speaking of which, Li Xiucai, a weak scholar, only knows how to chant poetry and paint all day long, and he has no power to restrain chickens. As for Blacksmith Zhao, the power is infinite, and with a hammer, the iron can be beaten. Although the two are neighbors, their personalities are very different, and they rarely intersect on weekdays. ”

The servants listened with relish, and Wang's mother was even more interested when she saw this: "One day, Li Xiucai was on his way home, and he happened to meet a few hooligans. When they saw Li Xiucai and Svenwen, they wanted to tease him. Where has Li Xiucai seen such a scene, he was so frightened that he trembled, and he couldn't even speak. ”

The servants listened nervously, for fear that Li Xiucai would suffer a loss. Mother Wang smiled slightly and continued: "At this time, Blacksmith Zhao happened to pass by. When he saw that Li Xiucai was being bullied, where could he still sit still? He immediately stepped forward, punched and kicked him with three punches and two kicks, and beat those hooligans to the ground. ”

The Rich Lady Who Loves Storytelling (Joke)

The servants applauded again and again, but Wang's mother changed her words: "But, although Blacksmith Zhao is brave, he is a rough man and does not know the art of speaking." After he finished beating people, he said to Li Xiucai: "Look at you, you know how to sing poems and paint on weekdays, and you will be instigated when you encounter problems. Next time, remember, learn some self-defense skills, don't be like today, you have to be bullied and I have to save you!'"

When the servants heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. Mother Wang also smiled from ear to ear, and continued: "When Li Xiucai heard this, she was angry in her heart. He thought to himself, 'I'm a showman, you're just an ironworker, how dare you talk to me like that!' So, he glared at Blacksmith Zhao, turned around and left. ”

The servants leaned back and fell back with laughter, and Wang's mother also laughed so much that tears came out. She wiped away her tears and continued: "Since then, Li Xiucai and Zhao Blacksmith have been even more at odds. Li Xiucai said that Zhao Blacksmith was rude and rude, and Zhao Blacksmith laughed at Li Xiucai's powerlessness. The two of them quarreled like this, until one day......"

Mother Wang paused deliberately, satisfying the appetite of the domestic servants. The servants urged: "Madam, tell me quickly, until one day what happened?"

The Rich Lady Who Loves Storytelling (Joke)

Mother Wang said slowly: "Until one day, the town's great benevolent man Zhang celebrated his birthday and invited the whole town to have a banquet. Li Xiucai and Zhao Blacksmith were also invited. During the dinner, the two quarreled over something trivial again. Seeing this, Master Zhang came out to play a round and said, "Both of you are celebrities in our town, why should you hurt your harmony for this little thing?" Come on, come on, I will toast you two for a glass, hoping that we can get along in harmony in the future. ’”

When the servants heard this, they couldn't help but guess what would happen next. Wang's mother sold it and said, "Guess what's going to happen next?"

The servants guessed wildly, but none of them did. In the end, Wang's mother revealed the answer: "After Master Zhang finished toasting, Li Xiucai and Blacksmith Zhao felt a little embarrassed. They thought, 'Yes, we are all from the town, so why quarrel over such a trivial matter?' and the two apologized to each other, and they never quarreled again. ”

After listening to the story, the servants all said, "Madame told it so well, this story is interesting and educational." When Wang's mother heard this, she laughed proudly, and said secretly in her heart: "My story not only amused everyone, but also made them understand the importance of living in harmony." What a win-win!"

The Rich Lady Who Loves Storytelling (Joke)

As a result, the rich mother-in-law Wang, who loves to tell stories, left a deep impression in the hearts of the domestic servants. And her story has also become a beautiful story in the town. Like and follow without getting lost, more jokes are waiting for you to listen!