How outrageous is the gift from my husband? I'm going to be laughed to death by my sisters, it's too explosive!
Happy Tanabata, girls!
The circle of friends has reached the moment of "rushing gifts" again, but for us middle-aged girls, our hearts have long been calm.
It's not that I can't receive the gift and feel lost, but I know that the gift given by my husband is likely to make people unable to say anything.
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How bizarre is the gift from my husband?
The wife said that Valentine's Day wanted a certain bracelet.
My husband is arrogant and gives her a pair at once!
It's just that they are bent with nails, one is iron, the other is copper.
Haha, don't say it, it's really exactly the same
Live a life, pay attention to a reality, this does not have vegetables and meat and fruits, but also poses a shape, is it interesting enough?
To be honest, there is a heart, but it may not be much
The following one is full of sincerity at a glance, for fear of his wife drowning, specially sent a set of life jackets on Valentine's Day!
Crucial moments can also come in handy.
Thinking about it this way, others are still strange, and they know that they are worried about the life and death of their wives.
Last Valentine's Day, a girl in our backstage complained, saying that her husband's gift to her was Shancun!
There are also men who pursue romance, and the gift is called a dazzling one.
Like what:
A lifetime makeup box, with love, roses, 1314, and cosmetics, simply buff stacked
Just ask if you are moved? Surprised or not?
Straight men may generally think that such a blingbling thing can't make his wife smile?
Laughter is laughing, just embarrassed laughter.
My husband knows that roses are the standard for Valentine's Day, and he specially gave 99 roses, which means that the sky will last forever.
But these 99 roses are not a big handful, but a small bottle.
Next to appear is the famous and popular with men, the wife ion loose makeup plate!
My wife is not moved, I don't know, my husband himself is moved to a mess:
I'm so good at buying it, don't say I'm not romantic this time!
Ever seen colorful lipsticks?
The gift from the straight man's husband is eye-opening.
There are also those who walk at the forefront of fashion, pursue trends, and give gifts that are called a shocking and crying ghost!
Balenciaga's trendy products - jump-boggings and leggings:
Men may have to complain:
This can't be done without giving gifts, and if you give it and are disliked, what should you do?
In fact, for our weather-beaten middle-aged girls, the most wanted Valentine's Day gift is very simple.
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The most wanted gift is actually very simple
Only after getting married and having a baby do you know that the romance before marriage is not as good as the firewood, rice, oil and salt after marriage.
Giving money is more real than anything
Last Valentine's Day, we did a "Most Wanted Valentine's Day Gift" poll.
At the top of the list, money.
Life is firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, everything is inseparable from money.
Instead of finishing those bells and whistles, it is better to give your daughter-in-law a big red envelope and ask her to buy clothes, lipstick or bags that she is usually reluctant to buy.
Some sisters said:
"My husband doesn't send anything, and it's good to pay a monthly salary and take the initiative to hand it in."
It also makes sense, the financial power has been handed over, and he is still picking at what he is doing
If you want to give a gift, buy some gold
Don't bother, buy some gold if you want to give a gift.
I don't know that gold is good when I am young, but now the more I look at it, the more I want it.
The older I get, the more I like the big gold bracelet and small gold chain that shines and shines.
When you love, it is "love is stronger than gold".
When not in love, it is real money.
Two people have a happy meal
For many middle-aged girls, the best Valentine's Day gift is not a fragrant rose or sweet chocolate.
Instead, he returned home from a busy day of work, the home was clean, the child had finished his homework, and he was taken out by the old man.
The lover serves a table of food, a piece of music, two people happily eat a meal, chatter, wander shopping...
This immersive companionship is also a deep confession.
Let the wife "live by herself"
What the old mother lacks the most is freedom, if on Valentine's Day, you can give us a day off, no housework, no care for children, no tutoring homework ...
The husband said: "Wife, you go and drink and chat with your girlfriends, I will bring the child, don't worry about it at home!" ”
The old mother will surely shed tears of joy, this rare freedom is more precious than gold.
Pick from the "Gift List"
A good sister shared with me a good method, she usually writes a gift list of things she wants to buy but is reluctant to buy.
Then let your husband choose from his favorite gifts during the holidays, so that straight men will not buy wrong.
Hurry up and learn!
The middle-aged man's Qixi pursues more reality, looks plain, but it is all a reflection of happiness.
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make a scene
Don't leave
We middle-aged girls have long ceased to expect the so-called romance, the child is healthy and well-behaved, the husband is understanding, and life can be lived.
I have a husband who loves himself, and every day is Valentine's Day.
Some people say that how many concubines have become brothers who share happiness and hardship in the end.
In fact, husband and wife become brothers, and love is more invincible.
Good brother, you must take care of each other and give a lecture on morality.
Eat together, sleep, raise a baby, fight the world, no one will abandon anyone!
A small couple in Chengdu took turns to take care of the baby at night, resting alone, coaxing the baby to sleep alone, and finally coaxing the baby to sleep in turn.
A good brother just doesn't hold a vendetta.
One second it was arguing red-faced, and the next second it could unite the front for the baby's work.
Tutoring children with homework can establish a revolutionary friendship between husband and wife.
A mother said that since homework, the relationship with her children has plummeted, but her relationship with her husband has made a qualitative leap.
From opposition to each other, into a good brother in the trenches.
Good brother, it's how to be comfortable and how to come.
When I was young, I went to the movies, ate steak, and how to be romantic.
Now I just wait for the children to go to bed, order takeaway, eat skewers, and have a drink.
You scare me, I choke you, and speak freely without worry.
Good brothers are to not dislike each other.
The expired mask can be used by him at ease, and there is no need to be afraid of wasting his conscience and suffering.
The endless meals are brought to his bowl, and the brotherhood will take care of it for you.
In front of each other, each other can be their truest selves.
The middle-aged couple survived until the end and became a friend of life and death, and had a lifelong friendship.
Usually it is indispensable to complain, but the most important thing is that the pig teammates can step up at critical moments.
Husband and wife, that is, while disgusted, on the other hand, dependent, noisy, do not leave.