Yesterday, for many couples, it was undoubtedly passionate and happy.
At the end of the day, couples on the street become active, their fingers clasped, waiting in line in milk tea shops and restaurants.
From time to time, I will linger, and I can't help but kiss.
In the middle of the night, there is a lot of fire, secreting dopamine and adrenaline, and enjoying the rare pleasure.
And Xiaolei, as a single dog for 10,000 years, can only stand under the dim street lamp and take a long breath of cold air.
However, single dogs don't necessarily lose everything.
You know, there is not only happiness between couples.
Some couples are harmonious and loving on the surface, but in fact they give one-sided support, commonly known as the humble story of licking dogs.
Some couples do not even tie the basic emotional bond, but rarely chat on weekdays, like strangers.
Only holidays such as Tanabata and White Day can give them a short-lived sense of ritual.
As a result, after the Valentine's Day carnival, both reality and the Internet have left a lot of chicken feathers.
Like what...
The final destination of roses - trash cans
I don't know when it started, giving roses to the object has become a major ritual on Valentine's Day.
Anyway, on Valentine's Day, we can see stalls selling 10 yuan bouquets of roses everywhere.
But to highlight the sincerity and sense of sophistication, just buying in bulk is definitely not enough.
Boys can also buy exclusive roses for Valentine's Day at Meituan or offline flower shops.
Source: HK01
The advantage of this flower is obvious, that is, it looks good.
But the disadvantages are the same, the premium is serious, and the store basically takes advantage of "Valentine's Day" to increase prices.
Roses with a good style, starting at least 200 yuan.
The price of 99 roses even soared to more than 2,000-4,000 yuan.
Source: HK1
Good fellow, are these flowers made of gold?
But how to say, no matter how expensive it is, it can't stop the consumption impulse made by the old buddies to express their love.
Judging from the number of single reviews posted by Meituan stores on 2.14, the sales of flowers on Valentine's Day have skyrocketed, and merchants have made a lot of money.
Source: Meituan
After the girl receives the roses, she will probably smile and her feelings will continue to heat up.
But unfortunately, the use of roses is almost over...
Do you say there is anything practical about roses? No.
Can I keep it at home for half a month? Nor does it work.
So, there are many "itinerary routes" of Valentine's Day roses, which have been figured out by Xiaolei.
Beautiful flowers are bought from merchants and then given to one partner to the other.
However, after the date ended and the hormones of both parties returned to normal levels, Hua Hua's fate was miserable.
He was taken home and withered, and he was considered "dead in his place".
The most fearful thing is to be thrown into the garbage can on the side of the street, let the wind and rain beat and the sun until it is cool.
Source: The Godfather of Hip Hop
However, even if the flowers are on the streets, there is no shortage of people who are willing to help them.
Xiao Lei saw that Xiaohongshu has already posted a blogger "Valentine's Day Flower Picking Guide".
Flowers bought by others for hundreds of dollars can be recycled in the trash for 99 new colors.
Source: Little Red Book
Some netizens saw such a good rose being thrown and felt sad in their hearts.
Don't get me wrong, it's not a matter of spending, it's a matter of hundreds of dollars being thrown in the trash.
Source: Little Red Book
Since talking about money, netizens with money-making brains quickly thought of trading without capital.
Oh, take a few bouquets of flowers from the trash can, and then run to a place with a lot of traffic to resell, sell one stick for 15 yuan, and you can earn hundreds in one night.
Source: Little Red Book
Of course, the practical value of roses is indeed not high, and it is not unusual to squat from the trash can.
So Xiaolei saw that many netizens rolled up the "picking up garbage".
For example, this blogger picked up two Dior lipsticks in the trash on the night of Valentine's Day...
Source: Little Red Book
There is even more outrageous, the harvest of this netizen can no longer be described as a leak.
This TM is simply a treasure hunt in the trash!
Balloon flowers, roses, jewelry boxes, necklaces, rings, all elements belong to yes.
Xiao Lei can make up for the brain, behind these abandoned gifts, there is a not very pleasant couple story.
Source: Little Red Book
However, the online pick-up strategies only show the results, and people often don't know what they have experienced.
This netizen swept a wave of thunder for everyone, listing detailed experiences and lessons.
The first is to rummage through the garbage can, because there are many people on the Internet, so there will really be competitors to rummage through the garbage together.
And due to reasons such as consumption downgrade and cold weather, there are not as many people holding flowers as expected.
Source: Little Red Book
After a day of "treasure hunting", the blogger's income is: -100 yuan.
That's right, because the treasure hunt was too late, he missed the subway and had to take a taxi home out of his own pocket.
In addition to economic benefits, health issues are also something that all "treasure hunters" need to consider.
Trash cans are often places where bacteria and viruses gather, and some local centers for disease control and prevention have sent text messages to the masses to remind everyone: stop rummaging through garbage!
Source: Little Red Book
Some say that the trash can became a "romantic recycling bin" on that day.
But Xiao Lei thinks, casually throw away the gifts given by the object, what kind of romance is it?
Idle Fish: An online trading post for licking dog gifts
In addition to garbage cans, idle fish after the Valentine's Day carnival also ushered in a wave of leakage picking up.
More precisely, an online trading post for licking dog gifts.
They thought that their carefully prepared gifts would make their girlfriends regard them as treasures.
As a result, people turned around and put the gifts from their boyfriends in the idle fish for resale without a trace of hesitation.
"My boyfriend sent it, I didn't like it, so it came out."
Source: Idle fish
I hope that the man will also decisively cut off the marriage after learning about this.
Otherwise... Now it's your gift that's sold, and whether it's feelings next time it's sold, let's not say.
In addition to the woman's resale, few men who take the initiative will sometimes sell gifts.
It's just that what he sells is a gift from licking dogs to his girlfriend, and the main thing is aggression.
Source: Idle fish
More outrageous things are coming, as there are more related second-hand products.
There are also services on the market that help identify the authenticity of "licking dogs" and "boyfriend" gifts.
The old brother who is afraid of stepping on the pit can buy this service and let him help identify whether those gifts are genuine.
Gee, what is professional? This is called professionalism!
Source: Idle fish
When Xiao Lei wrote here, [Valentine's Day gift unopened] was still a hot search term for idle fish.
You can imagine how many people are crouching this festival to pick up leaks.
Source: Idle fish
Perhaps in this Valentine's Day carnival, the people who can benefit without getting hurt are people who are single.
They don't have to worry about whether the gifts they buy are suitable for their appetite, nor do they worry about the gifts they give being sold backhandedly.
As an outsider, you can wait for the tide to fade and pick up 99 new Valentine's Day gifts in Idle Fish.
From this point of view, single dogs are the biggest winners of Valentine's Day.
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