Couplets are commonly known as pairs and are deeply loved by the people. Throughout the ages, there have been many humorous couplet stories in folklore.
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Today I share with you a fun couplet story: the talented woman imitates Zhu Yingtai, the woman dresses as a man to find Liang Shanbo, and the couplet is happy to marry!
It is said that in ancient times, there was a talented woman named Xiuying, who learned poetry and painting from Xiucai's father since she was a child, and she was versatile and definitely worthy of the title of "great talented woman".
Xiuying's favorite story is "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", very envious of Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo's true love, often fantasizing about being able to meet his own "Liang Shanbo" and being able to have a pure and beautiful love.
Finally, one day, Xiuying took advantage of her father's lack of attention, dressed as a man, took silver two, and ran to the capital and ran to the Guozi Prison.
The people in the GuoziJian were all keen eyes, and they immediately discovered that Xiuying was a woman, and directly stopped Xiuying at the gate: "I'm sorry, women can't go in." ”
Xiuying was very angry, but there was no way, so she had to turn her head and leave in a sad way, while spitting out: "What kind of person, the dog's eyes look down on people, I don't know that none of the people in your country prison are more talented than me." ”
Xiuying was angry, so she didn't pay attention to the road information, and accidentally bumped into the arms of a reader.
"Yeah."
Xiuying blushed, like a frightened little rabbit, and quickly ran away two steps.
The reader was very handsome, Yushu Linfeng, tall and thin, looking at Xiuying and smiling slightly: "Brother, we readers can't just read books, but also pay attention to our feet." ”
Xiuying was originally quite embarrassed, and when she heard the reader say this, her heart was angry.
Just ate a closed door soup in front of him, and now he was "taught" by strangers, plus he inexplicably bumped into the arms of this person, Xiuying was really a belly fire.
So Xiuying sneered, "Such a big breath!" Without learning, I gave birth to a stinky skin bag, but I am a good teacher, and I am really laughing at the dead! ”
The reader is also very depressed, he just said casually, hoping that the small reader in front of him can pay attention to safety.
Honestly, when someone hit him like this, he didn't get angry, and he was already very polite. Who knows, this little reader is so angry, but he said that he has no knowledge, it is really "tolerable, it is intolerable"!
Therefore, the reader dressed up and said to Xiuying, "Xiaosheng Jiaming, please discuss some scriptures and poems with your excellency." Poetry, there are bandits, such as cutting like a discussion, such as grinding, and I hope that your excellency will not hesitate to teach you. ”
Xiuying was a little surprised, thinking in her heart: "This guy, I didn't expect to talk quite level." But I'm not going to let him, who makes him so hateful! ”
So, Xiuying continued to sneer and said, "Scripture poetry? Excuse me. I don't discuss poetry with the three-legged cat. Well, I'll give you an uplink, and if you can't get out of the downlink, let me walk away. ”
Jia Ming was not in a hurry, not humble, and smiled and said, "Your Excellency, please teach me." ”
Xiu Ying moved, pointing to the blue square scarf on Jia Ming's head and saying, "Green square scarf, blue square scarf, it looks like there is no distinction between north and south." ”
Jia Ming had some doubts and hesitated: "Green square scarf, blue square scarf, what is the relationship between these two kinds of square towels and the distinction between north and south?" ”
Xiuying said impatiently: "If you want to be on the lower link, then on the lower link, don't pull the east and the west, change the topic." ”
Jia Ming smiled slightly: "It seems that Your Excellency's shanglian is just a word game, and there is no special intention." The upper link uses two colors and two directions, and it is very easy to link down. ”
Xiuying looked at Jia Ming with some surprise, but did not talk.
Jia Ming was already lifting a heavy weight at this time, and casually said the next link: "Red embroidered shoes, yellow embroidered shoes, walk up and shake things." ”
"What?" Xiuying was a little suspicious of the dark ghost, and thought that Jia Ming also saw that she was a daughter, and she was a little flustered in her heart, and couldn't help but say: "Good and decent, what woman's embroidered shoes?" ”
"Your Excellency's upper link has no special significance, and Xiaosheng's lower link may naturally be a word game." Since it is a game, as long as the color words and the direction words are on it, it is enough, is it related to women's embroidered shoes, and what is the obstacle? ”
When Xiuying listened, she relaxed her heart slightly, thinking in her heart: "I was scared to death, I thought I was dressed as a man, and I really couldn't hide from people." Fortunately, this man did not see that I was the daughter's family at all. ”
Then Xiuying couldn't help but look at Jia Ming again, and didn't know why, at this time, she felt that Jia Ming's appearance was very pleasing to the eye, and even a little bit of handsomeness.
"Stop me, Xiuying, what are you thinking?"
Xiuying quickly drank to stop the distractions in her mind, deliberately pretended not to care, and said to Jia Ming: "Yo, I can't see it, you still have two sons." Then I can't put water out, give you a serious uplink. ”
Jia Ming said: "Xiaosheng listened. ”
Xiuying thought about it, since she said that she wanted to come up with a problem, it must be a problem, if she really let Jia Ming out of the next link, then it was herself who was humiliated!
Therefore, Xiuying's upper link is like this: "The yellow warbler can't pounce on the pink butterfly, and bluff the wingtail." ”
This uplink angle is very tricky, "Yellow Warbler" and "Pink Butterfly" seem to be two animals, but in fact, it is two song brand names, a pun, very subtle.
At the same time, the "bluff wing tail" is four of the twenty-eight stars, and it is also said that the tail of the yellow warbler is bluffed, which is also a pun.
Therefore, this uplink is very level, and if you want to get out of the downlink, you must have real talent and practical learning.
When Jia Ming heard this uplink, he immediately looked at it with astonishment, and did not hesitate to praise it: "This uplink is so wonderful, wonderful." ”
Xiuying did not take the cavity, the upper link is not good, she herself does not know? Do you still want Jia Ming to praise?
But Xiuying was not calm at once, because her ears fluttered to Jia Ming's lower link: "The white crane has met the red lady, Bi Kang's room." ”。
White Crane and Red Lady are two Chinese medicine names. Using the name of Traditional Chinese medicine to the name of the qu brand can be described as tit-for-tat, neat and tidy, and equal.
The Bi Kang Room, which is four of the twenty-eight stars, is also a pun. Bi Kang, that is, "must be kuang", means that the child meets the big woman, and it is certain that two people cannot cave.
Also, Xiuying is an innocent girl, and when she hears the lower link related to the cave room, her face can't help but blush a lot.
There is no doubt that she is also impressed with Jia Ming, who can be out of the lower league, and her good feelings are immediately more than 100,000 points.
You know, the reason why Xiuying dressed as a man and went out was not to find a talented and beautiful Ruyi Langjun?
Isn't the person in front of her the Liang Shanbo she is looking for?
Therefore, Xiuying's voice also became gentler: "It is an honor for the younger brother to be able to get to know brother Tai." The younger brother took the liberty of asking brother Tai to have three drinks, but he didn't know if brother Tai would appreciate his face? ”
After coming and going, Jia Ming also knew the identity of Xiuying's daughter's family, and the relationship between the two heated up rapidly, and soon raw rice was cooked into cooked rice.
Then, Jia Ming was admitted to the Yuan, went to Xiuying's home to propose relatives, and left a comedy version of "Zhu Yingtai" looking for "Liang Shanbo".
As a result, this folk tale spread and made the people relish it.
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