Text | Rice grain mom
Last month, colleagues attended an offline gathering of group friends.
Haha, in fact, it is the parent group of the first grade bean bag spontaneously organized offline meetings, the purpose is to know each other, play together, and more importantly, to communicate with each other
Colleagues said that usually the photos taken by the teacher are very limited, and only occasionally can see the shadow of their own baby, what other people's dolls look like, can only look at the name, guess by thought.
As soon as a dozen children met, the colleagues were deeply shocked.
The baby of the same class can send a galaxy
The little boys were all confused, face to face, not knowing who was their classmate, and writing "Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?".
A few little boys also recognized the brother of their classmates as their own class, to know that the brothers are already in the fourth grade, but it is not all thanks to the baby, according to colleagues, the fourth grade brother also looks confused
The little girls are different, not only do they all know each other when they get together, but the first ones have already played in pairs.
In "The Secret of The Survival of Boy Mothers: Don't Try to Compare with Girls", didn't she also mention the "chain of contempt for the same generation of children": older girls > younger girls> older boys> smaller boys
To tell the truth, before the age of 12, not only boys and girls are very different, but children born in different months in the same class can also be separated by several generations.
Let's talk about the children born at the end of August and the beginning of September, in fact, there are only a few days away, but when they go to kindergarten and elementary school, they go to the left and go to the right
Rice grain mother has a friend, the two male babies in the family, are born in August, is really visible to the naked eye "heart tired".
On the first day of primary school, the eldest was looking for parents, doing exercises in the playground, following other classes to other classrooms, sitting on someone else's seat and not getting up, and finally being led away by his own class teacher.
Friends at night let the child sort out the bag according to the subject, the result was found that the math book was gone, looking for a long time did not find, ask the child, you know, ask, just do not know, the friend thought that it must be left at school.
The next day was not at ease, or sent a WeChat to the teacher, asked the teacher whether her baby math book was found, the result of the teacher said, the previous day the math book was uniformly collected by the teacher...
Friends of the second oldest, went to kindergarten for two years, other children can change their own clothes and fold their own bedside, he can not tell which is the main class teacher and which is the matching class teacher.
No wonder others heard that her family was the son of the two born in August, and they all cast sympathetic eyes.
Friends said that people are in the previous life to save the galaxy, I estimated that the last life is to destroy the galaxy: the boss is not counted, no experience, Born in August, born in August, the second is obviously due date in September, who thought of reporting so early in advance
A good "winner in life", you have to know the difficulties, this old two really can't open
Forgetting when it started, parents began to reject their children from going to school in the morning, and even hoped that their children could go to school later.
Rice grain mother remembers that when we were young, our parents desperately put their children in school as soon as possible!
On the one hand, I hope to go to school in the morning, work early, get married early, have a baby early, start a new chapter in life as soon as possible, and not waste a minute and a second; on the other hand, I boldly guess that Ha, morning school may be for - there is! person! tube! doll!
It's really chicken dolls can't do it, and the first place to dump the baby
In order to let children go to school in the morning, what efforts have our predecessors made? Don't ask do not know, the rice grain mother interviewed a circle in the office, the proportion of early enrollment is quite high, ah, all kinds of methods and various paths, really racked their brains, painstaking thoughts.
Sitting diagonally opposite my operation colleague, his parents in order to let him go to school a year earlier, the student changed him from 90 to 80, hahaha ~ said to change the household registration book, the date of birth from September 90 to August 89, this change, not only two years in the morning school, but also accidentally sent out a generation
Another colleague, Chen Chen, who is from the northeast, said that school in her hometown is generally late, going to school at the age of 7, or going to preschool at the age of 6. Therefore, many parents are "eight immortals crossing the sea and showing their magic powers", and they find a way to send their babies to school.
When Chen Chen was 5 years old, the school opposite her family did not accept her when she was not old, so her father sent her to another school farther away, it is said that he knew the director of the school, and took her in.
As a result, her father was not satisfied with going to preschool a year earlier, and wanted her to go two years ahead of schedule, simply let her go directly to the first grade, so that she was actually two years younger than the children in the same class.
Finally, because I was far from home, I couldn't get out of bed every morning, and I was too young to be in a state of absence, I had nightmares every day, cried and cried for two weeks of school, and was stopped by my grandmother.
The next year, Chen Chen was 6 years old, old enough to go to preschool at the door of the house, her father was still not dead, and sent to the school a little farther away to the first grade, less than a month, transferred to the school opposite the home, and entered the first grade.
Chen Chen said that in their hometown, the children of primary school teachers can go to school a year earlier (the name is right). She has two classmates whose parents are teachers in junior high school and can't enjoy this "benefit", and guess what?
These two classmates only studied for five years in the sixth year of primary school and then jumped to graduate and went directly to the junior high school where their parents were.
The sixth grade curriculum is made up at home, when taking the primary examination, others took more than 90, these two students only scored more than 70 points, because their parents are in junior high school, belonging to the children of teachers and staff, so they also successfully entered junior high school.
But they went from being excellent students in elementary school to scum in junior high school, and they couldn't keep up all the way. Later, one of them chose to reread the second day of the first year, that is, the first, second, second, second and third years of the first year, read it for four years, and returned to the original point
This is not bad. Another classmate insisted on not re-reading, studied all the way, went to a key high school with his family's connections, and could not keep up, and later did not even get three books.
Speaking of graduating from five years of elementary school, another editor in the office told us about her "shortcut to further education".
She entered elementary school at a normal age, but junior high school was one year younger than her classmates, and the time difference of the year was squeezed out of the beginning of the year.
She said that her family's district is the May Fourth system, that is, five years of primary school, four years of junior high school, but the next district is six three system, after she graduated from the fifth grade, the family arranged for her to go to the next district to study in the sixth and third system of junior high school, which is equivalent to nine years of compulsory education, she only took eight years to read, one year earlier than her peers.
When we were young, we were just doing some articles when we were in school, and the colleague sitting next to me said that when her cousin gave birth to a child ten years ago, the due date was early September, and she was admitted to the hospital directly at the end of August
It's really feng shui taking turns ah~
In fact, think about it, when we were young, parents did not have to help with homework, and what it was like to follow the school, there was no harm without comparison.
Now parents, teaching an addition and subtraction method within ten can be divided into minutes of heart attack, not Tianniu, who dares to let the child learn in the morning, it is simply fatal
A key primary school teacher that Miri's mother knew told me: You go to the first-grade classroom to go around, some children listen carefully to the lectures, write in a down-to-earth manner, and some children wander around the classroom, you stop him, and he also asks in turn, who are you?
Haha, here it is suggested that the parents of small moon-old babies can consider having another large-month-old second child to feel the difference in the world. But don't report early like my friend's second eldest, or you'll really run away from home
Chen Chen, the colleague mentioned earlier by The Rice Mother, went to school for a year in the morning, so he was determined to have a baby born in September and December, and go to school late in a down-to-earth manner.
Originally it was the due date in late October, but her baby had to be delayed until the beginning of November, but fortunately, it was better to come late than earlier.
Now that she is almost 5 years old, Chen Chen said that she does not feel the joy of "winning in life". Male dolls, all kinds of unreliable, small looks, not to mention, has kindergarten middle class, but also looking for mothers 800 times a day.
The parents of the girls in the same class often comfort Chen Chen: Your family looks at it in July and August, it is still small, not urgent! The child is a few months away!
Chen Chen cried and laughed. I advised her to acquiesce, after all, there will be surprises to treat the big moon baby as a small moon age.
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