Story 1:
One day, a snail walked into an auto repair shop. The repairman master saw the snail and asked curiously, "Why did you come here?" The snail replied slowly, "I heard there's a super car here, I'll see if I can sign up for it." The master couldn't help but laugh: "At your speed, I'm afraid the competition will be over when you participate." ”
Story 2:
An old grandmother walked into a coffee shop and said to the waiter, "Please give me a cup of unsweetened coffee." The waiter replied, "Okay, so what do you need to add?" The grandmother thought for a moment, and then said, "Add another cup of coffee." ”
Story 3:
A small bird flew to a farm and saw a hen hatching eggs. The bird asked curiously, "Why do you hatch these eggs?" The hen replied, "Because I want some chicks." The little bird asked suspiciously: "Then why don't you go find a little bird?" The hen smiled and said, "Because I'm a chicken, I only lay eggs." ”
Story 4:
A man walked into an optical store, tried on a pair of glasses and said, "These glasses are too small for me." The salesman immediately changed a pair of large glasses for him to try on, but the man said, "This pair of glasses is too big." The salesman helplessly asked, "Then how big do you want?" The man replied, "I want a pair of glasses that are just right enough to allow me to see my flaws, but not for others to see." ”
Story 5:
A policeman was patrolling the street when he saw a man desperately shaking a door. The policeman walked over and asked, "What happened?" The man replied breathlessly: "I forgot to bring the key, I want to wake up the people inside by shaking the door." The policeman smiled and said, "You know what, this is the door of your own house." ”
Story 6:
A man walked into a restaurant, sat down and said to the waiter, "I want a burger without salt." The waiter smiled and replied, "Okay, so what do you need to add?" The man thought for a moment, then said, "Add another piece of fries without salt." ”
Story 7:
A kitten walks into a dog food store, and the owner asks curiously, "Are you here to buy dog food?" The kitten barked, then replied, "No, I'm here to find the dog." ”
Story 8:
A woman walked into a shoe store, tried on a pair of high heels and said, "These shoes are too tall for me to wear." The saleswoman immediately changed into a pair of low-heeled shoes for her to try on, but the lady said, "These shoes are too low." The salesman helplessly asked, "Then how high do you want?" The woman replied, "I want a pair of shoes that are just right enough to make me stand tall, but don't let me fall." ”
Story 9:
A small bird flew to a farm and saw a rooster crowing. The little bird asked curiously, "Why do you have to chirp?" The rooster replied, "Because I am a chicken, it is my job to crow." The little bird asked suspiciously: "Then why don't you go find a little bird?" The rooster smiled and said, "Because I'm a rooster, I can only crow." ”
Story 10:
A man walked into an optical store, tried on a pair of glasses and said, "These glasses are too heavy for me." The salesman immediately changed into a pair of lightweight glasses for him to try on, but the man said, "This pair of glasses is too light." The salesman helplessly asked, "Then how much do you want?" The man replied, "I want a pair of glasses that are just right enough to allow me to see the world clearly, but without putting an extra burden on me." ”
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