As soon as people praise me, I'm nervous because I don't have enough to praise.
—George Bernard Shaw
If you want to get married, you can get married, if you want to fall in love, you will regret it anyway.
—George Bernard Shaw

Spring is very beautiful, but there is no money, which is really unlucky.
- Chekov
Talking to children about "common sense" always feels that they will not listen to them at all, and it is better to say "you can't do that" to them, and it is better to beat them up.
INTERVIEWER TAKESHI KITANO
I often have to say "nice to meet you" to people, even though I'm not happy to see them at all.
— Salinger
When I was younger, I thought money was the most important thing in the world, and when I got old, I found out that it was.
- Wilde