Author | Small packet of hemp
The year is over
This Spring Festival everyone is playing hi no?
I don't know if you've found it
This is the time to visit relatives and friends during the New Year's Festival
The family is not always together
Instead, it will be "partitioned" automatically
I stumbled upon the summary of netizens
「Family Partition Map」
It can only be said that the content is too real
It's so real that it makes me feel
What someone spied on my life
Hahaha
Interesting things to share with everyone
The girls are also coming to take a seat at the right number
See which district you are in!
First, there is the top priority of the party
Busy making a big meal
【Michelin Chef Zone】
Flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground
Stir-fry and fry, fancy plating
Get 10 dishes, 1 soup + 2 desserts in minutes
This area, the average person does not dare to set foot
They are all really talented and practical!
Of course, people waiting to eat
There are always more people than cooking
So another district was born
【Waiting for feeding area】
Obediently sat in a circle around the table
Chatting about the day waiting for the dish to be served
Take another photo by the way
Steal a bite from time to time
Also known as 'try the dish'
There is no doubt that this gang is
After eating, everyone scattered
Hard-working aunts and aunts
It entered automatically
【Kitchen brushing area】
Scrub brush Scrubb brush
She is the industrious one!
At the same moment, it was already a fist-to-fist battle
Elders waiting to show their skills
The table has been set up and entered
【Chess and Card Entertainment Area】
There are no fathers and sons on the battlefield
No matter how good the relationship
It is also not allowed to repent!
This is the most lively time to say
Also genus
【La-Nao District】
The seven aunts and eight aunts gathered together
Parents are short and emotionally gossipy
Whoever is younger is married again
Listen to them
Everything that happened within ten miles of the square was under control
But not everyone
Interested in all this gossip
For example, the juniors who have to sit on the side
This is where it is
【Embarrassing Laughter Zone】
Talk about it, don't talk about it
Play with your phone, and talk about it again
Can only be perfunctory awkward laughter on the side
Pick up two sentences by the way
"Yes yes yes" "Right right" "Mm-hmm"
"Isn't it?" "Hahaha"
Still silently grateful to Yu Qian and Sun Yue in his heart
This is the art of listening to cross-talk
Now it's so useful!
There is an even more frightening area
Once you step in, you will never recover
It's called
【Marriage Promotion Area】
"Why aren't you married?"
"In two years, you can only find 2 marriages"
"Why can't I introduce you to that?"
"When will you have a baby?"
"Older mothers can be dangerous"
…………
Although all well-intentioned
But I really can't stand it
Right now
I believe that many people want to enter more
【Autistic zone】
Everyone woke me up drunk
Give me a little corner
I just want to be quiet
Ever said the happiest of the year
It also belongs to the children
Whether it's quiet or noisy
Most of the kids are there
【Bear Child Demon Area】
You hit me, I bite you
You tugged at my little braids
I'll rob you of your little toy
Then together, we pulled out all the peanuts and melon seeds and candy
Throw it all in the basin to surprise the adults
I won't be beaten at this time anyway
But build it
Slightly older kids
It's much more honest
One to one phone
They immediately entered
【Old watch open black area】
Whether it's eating chicken or king glory
You can play together
As for bronze or king
The pleasure is still to attack each other
Then it can only depend on fate
There are many sisters in the family
There will be one more
【Sister Stinky Beauty Zone】
Younger sisters
Wear a flower skirt
Apply a small red dot to the lips
Then he put on a small pretentious pose
Waiting for someone else to take a picture
Bigger sister flowers
Then turn on selfie mode
Take a picture for 1 minute, retouch the picture for half an hour
Send another beautiful circle of friends
That's it
To say the most serious area
That's for sure
【Parenting Exchange Area】
How to add complementary foods?
What should I do if I spit up milk?
Can my child take a bath if I have a fever?
These bits and pieces of parenting problems
There are people who come over to give you patient explanations
Incidentally
It will also be recommended for several reliable public names
For example, "Super Annoying Parents"
Hahaha, it's so useful isn't it?!
Oh yes
In the past two years, I have also discovered a new area
I call it
【Mutual Aid Wool Zone】
I'll give you Zhang Jingye
You stain me with flowers
You watered my xx orchard
I exchanged grapefruit for you one
To save the wool of the Internet
Everyone also tried their best
Finally, except for the area of mutual aid
Occasionally, several people will form around a person
【Troubleshooting Area】
"Why doesn't my phone have WeChat steps?"
"Why can't my landlord play?"
"This is not for me to bind a bank card,
Will you steal my money? ”
"You help me set up a screensaver"
Only then did I find out
It turned out that he also had a day when he was held by the stars
Well, I'll write about that today
Which district do you belong to?
Or there's an area I don't know
Please leave a message and share it with you
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