1, the mother-in-law has three daughters, but the mother-in-law is very painful to the youngest daughter, the sister-in-law does not work at home, the mother-in-law will not say her. The sister-in-law has no eldest daughter who can do it, nor does she have a wife

1, the mother-in-law has three daughters, but the mother-in-law is very painful to the youngest daughter, the sister-in-law does not work at home, the mother-in-law will not say her. The sister-in-law does not have the eldest daughter who can do it, nor does she have a wife to hurt the mother-in-law, but the mother-in-law just likes the little sister-in-law. Today we were all eating together, and my mother-in-law turned her wrist in front of us and said: I was caught in the door of the study today, and it hurt a little. The eldest sister said: How to be careless, in a few days it will be fine! The wife said: Use ice cubes to apply it, you can activate the blood and dissolve the stasis. At this time, the sister-in-law came over and said: Wow, Mom, your newly bought bracelet is so beautiful, in line with your temperament!

2, after the quarrel, the wife took her daughter away from home, and she finally called at night. Listening to the tone of her speech, the breath has not subsided, she hummed angrily: "We can both come out for a day, don't you look for it, don't look for me, don't you want your little lover?" You have no conscience! "I quickly said that I was looking for it, but I didn't find it." At this time, the daughter's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Daddy, we are in the utility room, and my mother said that she was hungry..." Then the "beep beep" phone hung up!

3, when I was in college, there was a roommate who was especially snoring, and the other five of us were noisy, so we thought of a way, as soon as we got to the evening, we would find someone to chat with him, and five people would talk to him in turn, so that everyone else could rest well, and a month later, this classmate took the initiative to apply for a change of dormitory, saying that we here are too able to nag.

4, take your girlfriend home to play, there is something to put her at home first. Two days later, when I came home, my father said that my girlfriend was taken to the field by my mother to collect corn, and I dropped a little baby. Hurry up and run to the field to find her, and see a big mother also in the bud corn, "Hey, big mother, see where my mother is?" I was dumbfounded when I turned around, isn't this a girlfriend. She looked at me, crouched down and hugged her head and cried, it was useless to coax me.

5, that year I accidentally took a hundred points, my father saw it or not, my mother did not believe it, and then the two of them tacitly found the school, and the class teacher listened to it and did not believe it. Then, the three of them looked for problems on my exam paper together, and finally found that a question should not be given to me, so they changed the score of one hundred to ninety-seven, and the three of them gave up.

6, my husband's rich woman boss bought him a Chinese and divorced me. After learning the truth, I regretted it very much and washed my face with tears at home all day. My mother couldn't look at it and kept urging me to find a partner, and that day, I was forced to go on a blind date with the son of her high school classmate. Seeing that the man was old and ugly, I was a little dissatisfied, and then lit a cigarette: "You may not know, I am a little bad, that is, I like to go out with all kinds of men, we young people don't talk to my mother Ha, I am when you are a friend." At this time, a handsome young man came from the toilet and was shocked: "Dad, this is my blind date?" "I... Regret not the beginning!

7, two people living together, not a moment of short-term dating, but a long-term companionship overnight, than for love physical and mental exhaustion, get along is not tired is the most important, in love to find happiness, it is better to find comfortable, comfortable like, more long-term, simple companionship, the most at ease.

8. My grades have always been the first place in the class. At that time, the class teacher was a good teacher who was serious and responsible, and he saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. Just when there were two months left before the middle school entrance examination, the old class found me and persuaded me bitterly for a long time... Now I am a small achievement, and whenever I think of that day, I am full of gratitude to the old class! If he hadn't dissuaded me early, how could I have become a contractor!

9, the daughter-in-law and her friend opened a snack bar, the first day I followed the help, from seven o'clock in the morning to nine o'clock, finally ushered in the first guest. After eating, the guest gave a hundred yuan, and after finding the money, they were very happy. In order to commemorate the first money, it was pasted on the wall, and then many people entered the store and looked at the money, thinking it was fake. After the busyness, my daughter-in-law said to me proudly: Seeing that there is no mother's money, there are more people as soon as she pastes it, and then I turn my head, and the money is gone...

10, on the weekend my aunt said that there was something wrong, let me go to her supermarket to help. Busy work for most of the day, tired meal did not eat a few bites, then there is a person running in the wind and fire, said just the mobile phone left in the store, let me find, I look for half a day, said did not see the mobile phone Ah, the other party does not rely on the report J. I hurriedly called my aunt, and soon my aunt and jc Shu arrived at the same time, and my aunt calmly said that the monitoring was monitored! Then a large group of people gathered around the surveillance and watched me nibble on the chicken feet, sip spicy strips, and pour Coke... After watching the low voice of the monitoring aunt, he said: The thief who stole the mobile phone was not found, but the "family thief" was caught.

11, the weekend rest at home and play games with your nephew, and he said: As long as you win, you can choose one of the things in the family to take away. In the end I lost, the little nephew won, just wandered around the house looking for something, looked at the game console did not seem to be much interest, at this time my girlfriend came over, he ran to hold my girlfriend's hand and said: Then I want this! How can a child be like this now, I am hard to find...

12, these days the wife is on a business trip, friends come to play at home, ask me how I have been mixing recently, I told him: The wife is not at home, I put my arms around other people's wives every day to sleep, don't look at her young age, may be tossed, every day tired of me. As soon as the friend heard it, he immediately admired it, and said with an envious face: Your little boy Yanfu is not shallow, where is the bubble of the girl, how old is the fang? I told him: Don't think about it, my daughter, three years old.

13, A: Look at your eyes are unfocused, your limbs are weak, your speech is weak, what is wrong with you? B: Don't say it, for three hundred pieces, last night snapped all night, there is no time to sleep! A: I went, the man is so fierce, sister, how can I not call me with this kind of goods, and I am willing not to give money! B: Fart, the man slept like a pig, he let the old woman stand next to him and fed the mosquitoes all night! A：....