In the impression, li bai, Su Shi, Xin Zhiyi and other great poets, or feel nostalgic for the homeland, or let loose skeletons, or send love to the landscape, or Yang Liu Yiyi. But what you don't know is that they also have "humor" times!
They drank too much and fought with the tree, satirized their friends without mercy, and the boat of friendship flipped over...
Today, xiaobian shared ten humorous poems, and the poet turned out to be very cute.
"Drama for Du Fu"
Don Lee Bai
The top of the rice hill meets Du Fu, and the top wears the hat on the day of Zhuo Noon.
Don't be too thin, always write poetry for the past.
This is a poem by Li Bai ridiculing Du Fu, written around the time when Li Bai and Du Fu last met.
Li Bai and Du Fu had met three times, and when they met again, Li Bai asked Du Fu: Why has the elder brother been so emaciated since they separated? I am afraid that it is too hard to write poetry because of this period of time.
Li Bai, you are so skinny, is it really good?
《Xi Jiang Yue Shu Xing》
Song Xin abandons the disease
Drunk and laughing, he will worry about the work.
Recently, I have begun to realize that the books of the ancients are all useless.
Last night Matsube was drunk and asked Matsu, "How drunk am I?"
Only suspect that the loose to help, with the hand to push the loose "go"!
This is a poem written by Xin After Getting Drunk, and let's see what he wrote: Last night I was drunk next to a pine tree and asked Song, "How drunk am I?" I suspected that the pine branches were swinging to help me, so I quickly pushed it with my hand and said, "Go!" ”
Pine Tree looked confused: What's the matter with me!
"The Blame"
Eastern Jin Dynasty Tao Yuanming
The white hair was covered with two sideburns, and the skin was no longer solid.
Although there are five boys, it is always difficult to write and pencil.
Ashu is twenty-eight, lazy and unmatched.
Ah Xuan practiced zhixue, but did not love literature.
Yongduan was thirteen years old, and did not know six and seven.
Tongzi droops nine years old, but forages pears and chestnuts.
Heaven forbid, and into the cup.
This is a poem written by Tao Yuanming to rebuke his son, in the poem, Tao Yuanming is a bout of spit on several sons, and see what he says: the five sons around him, do not like to engage in literature and creation, Ashu is sixteen years old, lazy no one can compare, A Xuan is almost fifteen, always do not want to study, Ah Yong A Duan thirteen, even six and seven do not recognize, Tong'er is almost nine years old, only know that every day to find food.
Finally, Tao Yuanming sighed about his life: Is this my life? Hey, forget it, don't say it, let's have a drink at the bar.
Suffice it to say, it's really biological. In other words, Tao Yuanming, you also set a good example for your children!
"Guofeng Zhengfeng Cunning Boy"
He is cunning and childlike, and does not speak to me.
Because of Wei Zi, I can't eat.
He is cunning and does not eat with me.
Because of Wei Zi, I can't rest.
The poem translates like this: Why didn't the slippery boy talk to me? It's because of you that I can't eat. Why didn't the slippery boy eat with me? It's because of you that I can't sleep soundly.
What a lovely emotion, what a genuine like. The monk was very happy to hear it.
"Guofeng Zhengfeng
Zi Huisi me, the clothes waded into Qin.
If the Son does not think of me, is there no one else?
Crazy boy madness also!
Zi Huisi me, qiao wading into the water.
If the Son does not think of me, is there no other?
If you love me and miss me, hurry up and get dressed. If you don't miss me anymore, won't anyone else come to me?" You're such a stupid brother!
If you love me and miss me, hurry up and stomp into the river. If you don't miss me anymore, won't you have any other young brothers?" You're such a stupid brother!
This is a love poem by a woman who teases her lover. The woman teased the other, with a bit of cunning. In the self-esteem, strong, but also appear amiable, cute.
"Ask the Flower Gate Restaurant"
Don Cen Sam
The old man was still selling wine, a thousand pots of flowers at the door.
The elm pods on the side of the road are like money, and are you willing to sell wine?
An old man sells wine, placing thousands of wine jugs and urns at the entrance of the Huamen Building. Cen saw it, and the spirit moved, saying: The elm pods by the road also look like a string of copper coins, can I take it off and use it to buy wine?
If I were this old man, I would have the urge to hit Cen Shan.
"Send Wu Deren and Jian Chen Jichang" (excerpt)
Song SuShi
The Residents of Longqiu were also pitiful, talking about the fact that there were sleepless nights.
Overhearing the roar of the lion in Hedong, the staff fell into the palm of his hand in a daze.
Su Shi is the most fond of ridicule, his friend Chen Ji is often afraid of the inside, it is said that Su Shi and others often look for Chen Ji often to play, causing Mrs. Chen to be angry. Su Shi described his friend's wife like this: The lady roared angrily, frightening the crutch in her hand to fall to the ground, but her heart was blank.
Su Shi, you are so skinny, if I were Chen Jichang, I would definitely be exhausted!
"Drama Gift Zhang Xian"
Eighteen brides eighty lang, pale hair against red makeup.
Mandarin ducks are lined up in double nights, and a tree of pear blossoms presses begonias.
His friend Zhang Xian married an 18-year-old concubine when he was 80 years old, and Su Shiyu wrote this poem to ridicule Zhang Xian.
In other words, Su Shi, you are so skinny, why do you still have so many friends.
"Bodhisattva Man Advises the King to Be Drunk Tonight"
Don Wei Zhuang
Advise the king to be drunk tonight and honor the ming dynasty.
Cherish the heart of the master, and the wine is also deeply affectionate.
Must worry about the spring leakage short, Mo sue the golden cup full.
When you meet wine and hehe, life can be geometric.
Meet the wine and "huh", Wei Zhuang, did you cross back to the Tang Dynasty to sell Meng? Why do you have to be so serious, it is better to drink more wine, be more happy, and smirk.
Such a poet inexplicably thinks it is very cute.
Reading Poetry
Song Yang Wanli
The ship worked only poems, read Tang poems and read mid-levels.
It is not that the old man does not eat in the dynasty, and the mid-mountain is absolutely the meal of the dynasty.
Getting up early to take the boat, I wanted to linger in the mountains and waters, but I was attracted by the good poems, read the Tang poems, read the mid-mountain poetry collection, chanted vigorously, like a drunk, and forgot about the breakfast! Just when I took Wang Anshi's poems as breakfast!
Take the "absolute sentence" as breakfast, there is culture is to do whatever you want!