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I give the national football team nine suggestions: first, use men, not eunuchs; second, when kicking football, use your feet, don't push with your hands; third, try to kick into the opponent's goal 🥅.

author:Hua Haichen

I would like to make nine suggestions to the national football team:

First, use men, not eunuchs;

Second, when kicking the ball, use your feet to kick, do not push with your hands;

Third, try to kick into the opponent's goal 🥅, it is really not possible to kick outside the field, and do not kick into your own goal;

Fourth, we must use more naturalized players, such as Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Lewandowski, etc., anyway, there is no shortage of money;

Fifth, use some team members whose faces are thicker than the city walls and whose hearts are stronger than the scales;

Sixth, the manufacturer of quick-acting heart-saving pills is

The first big winner, the court should be more heart-saving pills, and stimulate consumption;

Seventh, if necessary, the power can be cut off on the spot or the whole country, so that the other party cannot find the north, so that the fans cannot see the north;

Eighth, the salary of the president of the Football Association is mainly based on efficiency, the basic salary is 1 yuan, and each goal is rewarded with 100,000 yuan;

Ninth, when the war starts, you can make the sex doll applaud, which is particularly motivating to score goals;

The above nine are useful, and they will be invincible!

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