1, the world is really too small. That day, I met the coach who had been missing for a long time: his hair was gray, and he remembered the bits and pieces of the time when he learned to drive, and unconsciously, tears poured into his eyes. And the coach

1, the world is really too small. That day, I met the coach who had been missing for a long time: his hair was gray, and he remembered the bits and pieces of the time when he learned to drive, and unconsciously, tears poured into his eyes. And the coach also sighed softly, looked at me with a kind of "you grew up" look, and said lightly: "You have been out of the school for ten years, think back to that year, you just debuted, the whole road killer!" Now, ten years later, you're already a professional killer, retribution..." He said, and he got out of my car and limped away

2, I was sick, dizzy home wearing an eye mask lying down, confused to hear my husband come back, open the room door, I thought he would come to ask about touching the forehead or something, but I heard him slightly pull open the zipper of my leather bag on the bed, open my wallet, gently withdraw the money, close the bag, close the room door, close the door, go out ... I think my illness is getting worse again...

3, out of the college entrance examination, she cried a mess, everyone looked at such a beautiful girl, crying pear blossoms with rain. The male student behind her, regardless of the eyes of others, grabbed her and said softly: Don't cry! Crying again will not like you. The girl cried even harder, sobbing: This math is too difficult, I'm afraid we can't go to the same university. The boy said: Fool, just know that you will not, I did not do the big problems behind. Several male classmates who followed closely behind whispered almost at the same time: I did not do the big problem in the back...

4, the old man only has a primary school education, but he has become a rich man worth over 100 million yuan from scratch. Curious, I asked him, "How did you get rich?" The old man sighed and said, "Ten years ago, I went to the construction site to work, and after getting familiar with it, I slowly took over some projects..." Then I couldn't wait to ask: "And then you struggled step by step?" The old man shook his head and smiled bitterly: "After the matter is done, the developer has no money, and the house is not easy to sell at that time, so the black-hearted developer will take a few apartments to me!" You should know the next thing, what is the current house price? ”

5. Come in! My daughter-in-law asked me: What day is tomorrow? I feel bad! Daughter-in-law doesn't like Valentine's Day in the West! Why did you suddenly ask? Countless answers flash through your mind! Then he said in a different way: Tomorrow is the day the construction site starts. The girl nodded! Run to the study and shout: Daddy! Hear it! He's obsessed with work! Should you call him a salary this year?

6. Riding a battery car to work, I accidentally hit another battery car. I just stood up to help the car up, and saw that the other party was still lying there. Didn't you think you were trying to blackmail me? Then I also lay down... The two of them lay on the ground for more than an hour, and their hot bodies were so wet... The other party stood up first: "Beauty, are you okay?" The weather is strangely hot, if it's okay, let's both go back."

7. My kindergarten teacher, small class. There was a little boy in the class who had to poop almost every day, and I had to wipe his ass every day. When I rubbed it for the Nth time, the little boy was embarrassed, thought about it for half a day, raised his head and said seriously: "Teacher, you wipe my ass now, and when I grow up, I will rub it for you!" "That's funny...

8, my wife took a large pomegranate and said to me: Husband, does this pomegranate have 500 seeds? I said how is that possible? She said yes. I bet her on who would lose and who would do the housework, and then took a plate and peeled it carefully... As a result, before peeling the ladies, they grabbed and ate them, and said thank you.

9, Zhou did not return to his mother's house, his brother cooked, when he made the seaweed soup on the table, my son preemptively drank a sip, he asked triumphantly: "Xiao Bao, how is this soup?" The son smacked his lips, stared at the soup bowl very seriously, and said, "Uncle, this soup is very hot..."

10, this morning to send a friend to the airport, after arriving at the airport found that there is no fuel, nearby to see aviation fuel in the home, look at the name like to refuel the airport plane. After turning around a few times, I couldn't really drive in, and weakly asked: Are you here to refuel the car? The cheering guy looked at me with caring eyes and answered calmly: Do you think the plane can drive in?

11, Fang Sister who returned from vacation came to the company this morning with a radiant look, several good sisters of the company came around to ask for warmth, Xiao Li asked: "Sister Fang, you are like fat again." At this time, Sister Fang said weakly, "It is fatter." Xiao Li continued uninterestingly: "How many pounds did Sister Fang gain?" Fang Jie said a little shyly: "Yesterday I stepped on the electronic scale with one foot to show 60kg, and when the other foot stepped on the electronic scale, it would not display the number."

12, one day to help a friend take care of the clothing store, come in two beautiful women. In the photo, a top asked for 125, asked if two pieces can be cheaper. I answer: Up to 5 yuan cheaper. The two women muttered for a while, and asked me weakly: Two pieces of 300 are not sold? I thought hard for more than ten seconds and sold!

13, a few days ago a girl came to buy something, let me really depressed, the first day she asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred bags of noodles?" Me: "I'm sorry, not so much." "That's it. The girl walked away dejected. The next day, she had come "Boss, do you have a hundred packs of noodles?" Boss: "Sorry, or not" ah. The girl walked away dejected again. On the third day, there came again "Boss, do you have a hundred packs of noodles?" The boss said happily: "With that, there are a hundred packs of noodles today!" The girl pulled out her money: "Great, I'll buy two packs!"

14, cousin has a crush on the female team leader of Foxconn for a long time, and finally confessed to her: "Can I be my girlfriend?" The female group leader said coldly, "I'm sorry, I already have a boyfriend." The cousin turned away sadly, tears flowing down his face. Not far away, the anxious voice of the female group leader came from behind: "Wait a minute! The cousin looked back expectantly, and the female group leader said again: "Even if I don't have a boyfriend, I will reject you." ”