1. I have always dreamed of working in a game company, and after graduation, I was directly hired, and I was next to a young beautiful girl. Because they often work together, they become good friends over time.

1. I have always dreamed of working in a game company, and after graduation, I was directly hired, and I was next to a young beautiful girl. Because they often work together, they become good friends over time. One day I was chatting with her and praising her hands for being really white, and she smiled mysteriously and said that there were whiter ones. Just as I was thinking about the deer, she grinned and leaked her teeth and asked me if I was very white...

2. I work as a personnel manager in a foreign company, and I am late at the door of the company today. Half an hour had passed since I left for work, and I was about to check the list of latecomers when an employee rushed into the office and I asked, "Why are you late?" She explained: "I just saw a car accident on the road, a man was thrown out of the car, he broke his leg, his head was also scratched, bleeding a lot, fortunately I learned surgical first aid." Me: "So how did you deal with it?" She said in horror: "I sat on the ground with my head on my knees, so that I was not frightened to faint." ”

3. The world hopes to get rich overnight, and there are many people who buy lottery tickets. And I, to be honest, have never had such thoughts. Because I was afraid that I would not be able to bear it, I was afraid that after I became rich overnight, I would go to the Internet café every night, so that my body would collapse. So every time I buy a lottery ticket, I hope to only win a few million, and I never thought about it.

4. On weekends, a roommate went back to school at night without looking at the road and stepped on a nail. My roommate cried out in pain and went to the hospital to break the cold vaccine. Unexpectedly, I stepped on it again the next day. The roommate went to the hospital and asked the doctor: Doctor, do I still use the vaccine? The doctor said lightly: No, you still take the money to see the eyes, don't always step on the nails like you don't have long eyes.

5. After the sister-in-law was dumped by the rich second-generation boyfriend, she got a compensation of 00,000 yuan. When she got home from work today, she shouted happily as soon as she entered the door: I just met my ex-boyfriend on the road. After breaking up with me, he found a good ugly girlfriend, collapsed nose bridge, small eyes, and a face of freckles, the two were still interested in holding hands shopping, haha!! The old baby girl said solemnly: Aunt, he would rather find someone so ugly, don't want you, what are you happy about? The sister-in-law was stunned for a long time, and wow a cry came out, coaxing ah!!

6. The nephew was known to the elder sister because of the revision of the test results, and the elder sister called the nephew to the front to educate. Elder sister: "You are my son, and I am not willing to beat you, I ask you have you heard the story of the wolf coming?" The nephew thought, "I don't think I've heard it." The elder sister directly slapped the past: "Haven't you heard?" The first time you lied I told you. The nephew covered his face and said in a trembling voice, "I have heard, I have heard." The elder sister slapped her face again: "Have you ever heard that you still dare to lie?" "It's terrible for women to be reasonable.

7. I fell in love with a weak girl in the company, and seeing her walking lightly and fluttering, I felt that one finger could push her down. After talking for half a year, we got married. Everything changed, she rode a motorcycle to a hundred miles, and from time to time she played a small drift, and I sat behind, and my snot was thrown out. Today I was asked to turn over her taekwondo black belt certificate under the bed, pretending, all pretending, big cheat paper!

8. The director is on a business trip at night to call his wife. After chatting a few words, my wife said: "Go to bed early, I am too tired today..." The director: "How did I hear that there were other people in the house?" Wife: "You are on a business trip with me alone, a little afraid, call your girlfriend relatives to come and accompany me, what's wrong?" Don't believe me yet, or I'll ask my relatives to say two words to you! Director: "No, I believe you, go to bed early!" After putting down the phone, the director looked at the sleeping relatives around him, smoked a cigarette all night, and then fell ill... This story tells us that smoking is harmful to health!

9. The wife is a supervisor of the Greenland Group, and after getting married, she quit her job and taught her husband and children at home. Today, my wife went to a classmate party, and my wife introduced herself to her classmates that she had entered politics. The students were all shocked: "Oh I went, really?" The wife smiled: "This married chicken from the chicken, married from the dog, I married a person surnamed Zheng, I naturally entered politics!" ”

10. Acquaintances introduce blind dates, I did not meet the woman, out of courtesy or invite her to dinner. Ordering, I took the trouble to order pancake rolls with scallions and garlic ribs, and the woman blushed, as if she was angry... I was secretly happy, and suddenly she slapped the table: "Painful! It turns out that you are also a person who likes to eat heavy flavors, then I don't have to pretend, boss, give me a stinky tofu! "#年度搞笑名场面 #