1. Just got engaged last year, stayed at my father-in-law's house, I slept with my father-in-law, and my wife slept with my mother-in-law. That night my father-in-law went out to play cards until after four o'clock in the morning and came back to tell me: If your mother asks

1. Just got engaged last year, stayed at my father-in-law's house, I slept with my father-in-law, and my wife slept with my mother-in-law. That night my father-in-law went out to play cards and didn't come back until after four o'clock in the morning, and told me: If your mother asks, you say you will come back at twelve. After dinner in the morning, my mother-in-law asked me: When did your father come back late? I said: It's almost twelve. The mother-in-law listened to the scolding: Little bunny cub, you know that you are not honest! Your dad has recruited, and you are still panicking... Afterwards I asked my father-in-law: Why don't you prompt it? The father-in-law laughed awkwardly and said: A person is scolded for being too lonely! Instantly killed!

2. The girlfriend's boyfriend lost half a million yuan in business, and she felt pressured and broke up with him. Soon after, a rich second generation was put in, and the second generation of the rich took the initiative to sign an agreement: "All property is regarded as jointly owned by the two before marriage!" "My girlfriend got excited and married him! Who knew that the rich second generation was actually a negative second generation, accumulating more than 20 million debts! The girlfriend who learned the truth was furious and wanted a divorce, and the lawyer told her: "Because the property is shared, the debt must also be divided equally!" "The divorced girlfriend is now in debt of more than ten million, and the rich second generation is about to get married again...

3. After the father-in-law retired, he built a small five-story western-style building, the house has been recently all renovated, and my wife and I went to the father-in-law's house as a guest. When it was time to eat, how to shout that the old man would not come, a few of us went to look for him. I saw the ice and snow, and the old man was alone in the matching room. We quickly asked him: What are you doing on it? The old man said especially innocently: Don't mention it, I know that you called me to drink, and your mother asked me to come to the room to get something, but as soon as I came up, I moved the ladder away. #Funny Strip##Funny#"

4. Before going to bed, I received a text message with a bank card transfer of 2 million. When I wake up in the morning and see the money, I am preparing to buy something with the money. Suddenly Dad called: "Son, transfer 2 million back to me." I said, "Then what are you doing to me?" Dad: "Last night's party, I just showed off in front of my friends, you quickly returned me." I said, "You score me a point, or I'll tell my mother that you're hiding money." Dad said, "Then buy you a BMW 7 Series." ”

5. A friend asked me to borrow 10,000 yuan, and I transferred it to him on WeChat. At the end of the year, I received his 9999, thinking that one less piece would be one less piece, don't worry! Unexpectedly, his call came: Margot, received it! Originally, according to the bank interest, I had to pay you more than eight yuan, but I deducted ten yuan for WeChat withdrawal, so it was less than 9999. Thinking about the long and long New Year' day, the number is auspicious, I just posted a few more hairs... Listening to the tone of his speech, if I don't send a red envelope to thank you, I am not interesting enough...

6. The seven-year-old sister-in-law wets the bed at night, causing her to sleep directly in the morning. In the morning, I urged my sister-in-law to get up: "Baby, the early birds have worms to eat, and they can't sleep anymore." The sister-in-law "Hmmm" and then didn't move again. I had to urge again: "You little slacker, hurry up." Sister-in-law: "Brother-in-law, the little sloth should start later, or it will be eaten by the birds." "After saying that, I lay down again.?"

7. I took a day off from work today, so I went out to walk around with my daughter, and I kindly asked my daughter: Daughter! What flavor ice cream you like, Mom bought it for you. My daughter patted her head and said, "Strawberry blueberry mango grapes are all right." I smiled bitterly, wiped my daughter's head, turned to me and said, "Waiter, bring me a little pudding."

8. The abbot saved more than 50 million yuan in family property when he was young, and he developed cancer when he was 70 years old. His son was only 12 years old, his wife died early, and only the nanny took care of him all day. The abbot was very touched and said to the nanny, "In order to thank you for taking care of me, I have decided to write in my will to give you a villa!" The babysitter was happy, but the babysitter thought about it and said, "Thank you for your kindness!" But if you do, you'll have one less copy of your legacy! Better yet, you pass on your son to me, and I can help you take care of him and keep your property! ”

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