1. The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone landed at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1. The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2. I went to a cold leather shop that day, and the TV in the store was playing a movie that I liked, so I watched it while eating, and when I wanted to watch it, I just sat there and watched it. The boss watched me finish eating and didn't leave, looked at me for five minutes, but still didn't say anything. After about an hour, the performance was finally finished. I was just about to leave, when the boss spoke: let's sit a little longer, there is a cast list in the back...

3. At night, the rich man wraps his son in his arms and watches the cartoon "Smart Break"! The rich man asked his son, "Why are you smart when you say Ichigo?" The son said, "Because he has no hair!" Dad asked, "What does hair have to do with wisdom?" The son said, "You don't mean that Your mother has long hair and short sight!" Then, Mrs. Rich gave a loud slap!

4. After working in the unit for one year, give a free physical examination opportunity. Without checking, I didn't know that I actually had severe fatty liver disease. I looked at my thin figure and wondered. The doctor asked me if I was drinking or smoking, and I said no. The doctor helplessly said: Look at you, do not drink, do not smoke, the body is not fat, but it is a severe fatty liver, this disease makes you blind!

5. The father-in-law bought the Imperial Green Bracelet that his mother-in-law had brought for three years to buy 8500 and bought a Xiaomi balance car. When my mother-in-law found out that she was very sad, she asked me to accompany her to the park. My mother-in-law and I sat on a bench in the park, and my mother-in-law asked me: Do you know how to get rich quickly? I said: As long as you can find the legendary seven Dragon Balls. The mother-in-law said thoughtfully: Is it the Dragon Ball? I replied: No, it's a two-color request!

6. The father-in-law in his seventies has found a big aunt in her fifties after a 5-year empty window period, and we call her Aunt Mei!!!! The father-in-law personally cooked the fried ground beef at night, and the father-in-law asked Aunt Mei: "Is it delicious?" Aunt Mei said, "Delicious!!!! The father-in-law also obediently replied: "You fried it is also delicious!!!! The sister-in-law directly hit "tut" on the side: "It is better to say that it is better to listen to each other than to feel sorry for each other, and it is called slapping each other's ass when it is ugly." "Father-in-law and Aunt Mei looked at each other and invariably put down their chopsticks...

7. Lao Wang mixed into a villa, and there was no one there. At first, Lao Wang was still trembling, but later Lao Wang became more and more bold, went to the kitchen to get food, and when he was full, he went to the bedroom on the second floor to hang out. At night he hid under the bed, only to see no one at eleven o'clock, and then he saw a duffel bag under the bed, curious to open it to see that it was all money. Lao Wang was very happy, but the villa area was strictly managed, and it was difficult for him to carry his travel bag out. However, Lao Wang is not a greedy person, and he is comfortable to live in, eat and drink, and the house is beautiful. A week later, the owner of the house returned and arrested him and twisted him to the security guard. The security guard called the police, the police immediately came, and the old Wang Lingji quietly said to the owner of the house that there was a travel bag under the bed, which was full of money, and I did not move. The owner of the house changed his face and suddenly told the police that Lao Wang was his distant cousin, which was a misunderstanding and that the security guard had made a mistake. What's the mystery of that bag of money? Why did the owner of the house excuse Lao Wang? Let's talk!

8. The local tycoon drove a Rolls Royce to take his wife back to his hometown in the countryside, there was an old man on the side of the road waving his hand, and the rich second generation looked closely and it turned out to be an acquaintance ready to park. Wife: What are you going to do? Local tycoon: That's my elementary school English teacher, let him take a ride, right? Wife: No, it's too dangerous. The local tycoon said doubtfully: He is not a teacher and not an empty cloth, a molecule, what is the danger first? Wife: I'm afraid that as soon as he talks, you will fall asleep.

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