Count the popular characters, look at the first place in the history of the "God Reply": Qi Jiguang Everyone knows that Qi Jiguang of the Ming Dynasty is a national hero, but do you know that General Qi Jiguang is also a wife and strict? General Qi Jiguang was often bullied by his wife at home Once his subordinates, occasionally heard this rumor, they all wanted to be angry for Qi Jiguang, so they went to Qi Jiguang privately, wanting to take a breath for his laser, Qi Jiguang was very happy in his heart, he felt that he could finally raise his eyebrows and breathe, so the next day he took his wife to the military camp according to the soldier's words, only to see two teams of majestic soldiers standing outside the tent of the military camp Qi Jiguang's wife arrived, and then asked Qi Jiguang: "What are you doing?"
Hearing his wife's roar, General Qi Jiguang was shocked in his heart, his legs immediately softened, and he directly knelt down to his wife and said loudly: "What do I mean?" I just want to invite Grandma to come to the military parade! All the soldiers present could not help but laugh when they heard General Qi Jiguang's reply to his wife.
Second place: Sima Zheng is well known, Sima Zheng was the Emperor of the Western Jin Dynasty, "Why don't you eat meat?" Just during this period? When Sima Zheng was in power, there was a year of famine in the country, and most of the people in the whole country had no food to eat, and almost all of them were starving to death. When the news reached the palace, this emperor sat on the throne, and when he heard the news, he felt very confused, and he faced the civil and military officials and said, "Since the country is in a famine and famine, they have no food to eat, and they are starving to death, so why don't they eat porridge?" If you were a civil and military official on the spot, what words would you use to reply to this foolish emperor? If you can't eat any food, where's the meat?
Third place: Kong Rong Everyone has heard the story of Kong Rong letting the pear, but everyone should not necessarily know about Kong Rong's "god reply". When the dinosaur was ten years old, there was a very famous person in the local area, this person was named Li Yuanli, who was very famous in the local area. This person usually only receives local dignitaries and famous people to treat other ordinary people, basically coldly! When the ten-year-old Kong Rong heard about this incident, he directly visited kong in his house and went up, so he told the doorman that he was a distant relative of Lord Li, and after taking the doorman to inform him, Kong Rong was put in. Lord Li asked him:
What kind of relative are you to me?
Kong Rong replied unhurriedly:
My ancestor Confucius studied under your ancestor Lao Tzu, so let's still be a world friend?
Fourth: After the death of Zhong Hui Cao Cao, Cao Pi took Cao Cao's place, and soon Cao Pi forced Emperor Xian of Han to step down and establish himself as emperor, that is, Emperor Wen of Wei.
At that time, Cao Pi heard that the two brothers of Zhong Hui were very talented at a young age, so they summoned the two, and the two went to Beijing to worship Cao Pi. When Zhong Yu first met Cao Pi, his whole body was nervous and sweating, but the brother Zhong Hui was calm, as if he was fine, especially calm.
Cao Pi saw the reaction of the two brothers and asked Zhong Yu:
Zhong Yu, why do you sweat so much?
Zhong Yu hurriedly replied:
Your Majesty's heavenly majesty, the subjects tremble and tremble, and sweat like rain!
Cao Pi was very happy after hearing this, so he turned to Zhong Hui again:
Zhong Hui, then why don't you sweat?
Then Zhong would react sensitively to quickly learn the tone of his eldest brother and say:
Your Majesty's heavenly majesty, the subjects trembled, and the khan did not dare to come out!