Story 1:
One day, a bee flew into the ear of a bear. The bear was very irritable, he jumped around and shook his head, but the bees just wouldn't come out. Eventually, the bear finally found an idea. He said to the bees, "If you don't come out, I'll sing to you!" The bee was immediately frightened and flew out, and the bear laughed and said, "You know what? I'm the worse singing bear! ”
Story 2:
A small bird sings in a tree, attracting the attention of a cat. The cat decides to catch the bird, so he quietly climbs the tree. However, when he was about to catch the bird, the bird suddenly stopped singing. The cat asked suspiciously: "Why did you stop singing?" The bird replied, "Because I can only sing in C key, and you're a cat in D key!" ”
Story 3:
One day, a man walked into a restaurant and ordered a chicken. When the chicken was served, he was surprised to find that the chicken had two feet. He asked the waiter, "What's going on?" Why does chicken have two feet? The waiter smiled and replied, "Because this is the fastest chicken, it has two feet, so it can run faster!" ”
Story 4:
An ant walked into a restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. When the coffee is served, the ants find themselves unable to drink it because the cup is too big. So, the ant called a friend, and together they poured the cup in half so that the ant could drink coffee. The ant happily said to the waiter, "Thank you, this is the biggest cup of coffee I've ever drunk!" ”
Story 5:
A turtle walked into a garage and said to the mechanic, "I want to get a new engine for my car." The mechanic was very surprised and asked: "Do you have a car?" The turtle nodded, then pulled a key out of its shell and said, "Yes, it's in my shell." ”
Story 6:
One day, a monkey walked into a zoo's shop. He said to the salesman, "I want to buy a parrot." The salesman asked, "Are you sure?" Parrots are very noisy. The monkey smiled and replied, "It's okay, I have an idea." I will take it to the cinema so it will learn to speak! The salesman asked suspiciously, "Why do you learn to speak when you take it to the cinema?" The monkey replied proudly, "Because it will see subtitles!" ”
Story 7:
A puppy walked into a bank and said to the bank clerk, "I want to open a savings account." The clerk asked suspiciously, "How did you know about the bank?" The puppy smiled and replied, "Because I'm a golden retriever!" ”
Story 8:
A small bird flew in front of a monkey, who asked, "Why don't you fly higher?" The bird replied, "Because I'm afraid of fear of heights." The monkey asked in surprise: "How do you know about fear of heights?" The bird smiled and said, "Because I'm a pilot bird!" ”
Story 9:
One day, a snail met a turtle. The snail said to the turtle: "Hello, I'm a super fast snail!" The turtle replied disdainfully: "Don't tease, how can you possibly compare to me?" The snail smiled and said, "Because I just ate a rocket." ”
Story 10:
A kitten walked into a bakery and he said to the owner, "I want to buy a cream cake." The shopkeeper asked, "Are you sure?" Cats can't eat chocolate cake. The kitten giggled and replied, "It's okay, I'm a black cat, I can eat dark chocolate!" ”
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