Story 1: A duck walks into a store and the clerk asks it, "What do you need?" The duck replied, "Quack." The clerk said suspiciously: "Are you saying you want a bottle of duck pears?" The duck nodded, then walked out of the store with the duck pear.
Story 2: One day, a snail walks into an auto repair shop. The owner asked it: "What's wrong with your car?" The snail replied, "My speed is too slow." The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Of course, you're a snail!" Snail said angrily, "I know, but I thought you could put a turbocharger on me." ”
Story 3: A teacher asks students, "If you had two apples and I gave you two, how many apples would you have?" The student replied, "Sir, I will have four apples." The teacher asked in surprise, "How did you figure it out?" The student replied, "Because I already have two apples." ”
Story 4: A small bird flies to an animal party and other animals ask it, "Why didn't you bring a gift?" The little bird smiled and said, "I brought the best gift - wings to fly freely." ”
Story 5: A policeman was patrolling the street when he saw a man standing under a streetlamp looking for something. The policeman walked over and asked, "What are you looking for?" The man replied, "I'm looking for my keys." The policeman asked curiously, "Are you sure you lost the key here?" The man replied, "No, I lost it over there, but the lights are brighter here." ”
Story 6: A cat goes to a party with a dog. The cat asks the dog: "What are you going to wear?" The dog replied, "I'm going to wear a suit." The cat smiled and said, "Then I'll wear a tie." ”
Story 7: A farmer went to the market to buy a chicken and came home to find that the chicken could not lay eggs. He angrily returned to the market to find the chicken seller theory. The chicken dealer explained: "This is a special chicken that only drops money. The farmer smiled: "Then I'd better go find chickens that can only lay eggs." ”
Story 8: One ant says to another, "I found a piece of chocolate cake in a restaurant, would you like to share it together?" Another ant asked, "How did you find it?" The first ant replied: "I follow the nose and it tells me the aroma of chocolate." The second ant said in surprise: "I followed the nose too, and it told me that you were eating cake." ”
Story 9: A turtle crawls slowly to a fast food restaurant, and the waiter asks it: "What do you order?" The turtle replied, "I want a fast food." The waiter asked suspiciously, "Are you sure you want fast food?" The turtle smiled and said, "Yes, I don't want to wait too long. ”
Story 10: A rabbit races a turtle, and the rabbit confidently says, "I will definitely win!" "After the race started, the rabbit ran fast but suddenly stopped to rest. The turtle crawled slowly across the finish line and said to the rabbit with a smile: "Fast doesn't necessarily win the race." ”
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