Story 1:
One day, a snail walked into an auto repair shop. Snail said to the shopkeeper, "I want to paint my car." The shopkeeper asked suspiciously, "Do you have a car?" The snail replied, "Of course it is, it's in my shell!" ”
Story 2:
One day, a police officer spotted a bird parked on a streetlamp and refused to fly away. He walked over and asked, "Why don't you fly away?" The bird replied: "Because I heard that traffic cops catch birds that don't follow traffic rules." ”
Story 3:
A man goes to the dentist and the dentist asks, "Do you feel a toothache?" The man replied, "Yes, I feel it." The dentist said, "Okay, then I won't have to give you anesthesia." The man shouted in fright: "Wait, I just said I felt it, I still want anesthesia!" ”
Story 4:
One day, a man walked into a shoe store and asked to try on a pair of shoes. He tried one foot, then the other, and finally said to the salesman: "These shoes are too small, do you have any bigger ones?" The salesman replied, "Sir, you tried the same foot." ”
Story 5:
A man takes his dog to the movies. When they sat down, the man suddenly said to the dog: "Sit down, don't make noise." Everyone around looked at him in surprise. The man explained: "Don't worry, he knows English. ”
Story 6:
One day, a farmer walked into a restaurant and ordered a steak. When he took a bite, he shouted, "This is not beef!" This is horse meat! The waiter replied, "I'm sorry, sir, the horse steak is just sold out." ”
Story 7:
A little boy complained to his dad, "Dad, I think I look like a bird. Dad asked, "Why?" The boy replied, "Because every time I speak, my mother says I'm singing." ”
Story 8:
One day, a girl walked into a dessert shop and asked for a chocolate cake. The shopkeeper asked, "Do you want big or small pieces?" The girl replied, "I want a piece that's big enough but doesn't make me feel guilty." ”
Story 9:
A teacher asked a student, "If you had $10 and you were going to buy a book and a pen, what would you do?" The student replied, "I'll buy a book first and then ask for a pen." ”
Story 10:
One day, a man was standing in front of a bank with a pair of scissors, and the security guard asked him, "What are you going to do?" The man replied, "I'm going to cut a long line." ”
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