Story 1:
One day, a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked at it and asked, "What are you going to drink?" The duck replied, "Gaga, I want a glass of juice." The bartender was surprised and said, "Wow, you can talk!" The duck shrugged and said, "Of course, I'm the duck of ducks." ”
Story 2:
An old man goes to the dentist. After the exam, the dentist says, "You need to extract a tooth. The old man replied, "Pull out a tooth?" So what else can I eat? The dentist smiled and said, "You can eat the cost of tooth extraction." ”
Story 3:
One day, a snail walked into a car repair shop and said to the owner, "I want to spray paint." The shopkeeper asked in surprise: "You are a snail, why spray paint?" The snail replied, "Because I want a faster shell car!" ”
Story 4:
A person goes to buy a new tie, and the clerk asks, "What color tie do you like?" He replied, "I like red because it makes me look more leader." The clerk smiled and said, "Then you should buy a blue tie because it will make you look more trusted." ”
Story 5:
A teacher asked the students, "Do you know why cats like to bask in the sun?" One student replied, "Because they want to become a roast cat!" The teacher was taken aback, and then smiled and said, "No, because they want to become sun cats!" ”
Story 6:
One day, a parrot flew into a man's home. He asked the parrot: "Can you talk?" The parrot replied, "Of course, I will speak." The man asked in surprise: "Then why didn't you fly away?" The parrot replied, "Because I don't want people to know I'm a parrot!" ”
Story 7:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asked him, "How familiar do you want?" He replied, "I want it to be fully cooked, because I can't cook." ”
Story 8:
A person went to the movies and bought a Coke and a popcorn. He looked at the price tag on the popcorn and said in surprise: "Wow, this price is really explosive!" ”
Story 9:
A person goes to an interview, and the interviewer asks him: "What are your specialties?" He replied, "I can eat a whole bar of chocolate in one go." The interviewer asked in surprise, "Really?" How did you do it? He replied: "Quite simply, I cut it into small pieces." ”
Story 10:
A puppy walks into a bank and stands at the counter. The bank clerk asked, "What help do you need?" The puppy replied, "I'll save the money." The bank clerk asked in surprise: "Will you save money?" The puppy nodded and said, "Of course, I'm a deposit dog!" ”
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