Story 1:
One day, a smart monkey goes to visit the zoo. He saw an elephant drawing with its nose. The monkey asked curiously: "Mr. Elephant, why are you drawing with your nose?" The elephant replied, "Because my pen is too big, I can't hold it." ”
Story 2:
A policeman was patrolling the street when he suddenly saw a man jumping around in the middle of the road. He walked over and asked, "Sir, why are you dancing in the middle of the road?" The man replied, "Because I heard someone say that the road is the best stage." ”
Story 3:
One day, a snail walked into a car repair shop. The repairman master looked at it and asked, "Why did you come here?" Snail replied, "Because I want a faster shell car." ”
Story 4:
A doctor said to a patient, "You need to drink a glass of apple juice every day." The patient asked suspiciously, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because of an apple for a day, the doctor stays away from you." ”
Story 5:
A small bird flew to a farm and saw a big rooster boasting: "I wake up the farmer every morning." The bird scoffed, "Then why do you still need an alarm clock?" ”
Story 6:
One day, a man walked into a restaurant and ordered fried chicken. After a while, the waiter brought a bird. The man said angrily, "I ordered fried chicken, not birds!" The waiter smiled and said, "Sir, please wait a minute, I'll look for any birds to blow up." ”
Story 7:
A teacher asks a student, "If you had a piece of chocolate, would you share it with your friends?" The student replied, "Of course I will, I'll tell him that this is my last piece and enjoy it alone." ”
Story 8:
One day, an ant and an elephant go on a slide together. The ants climbed the ladder and slid down all at once, while the elephant got stuck on the slide. The ant smiled and said, "It seems that the slide is only suitable for people who are fluttering. ”
Story 9:
A child said to his dad, "Dad, do you know why the sea is salty? Dad shook his head. The child said, "Because the fish are sprinkled with salt in it." ”
Story 10:
A rabbit competes with a turtle to run, and the rabbit runs fast, and at once far surpasses the turtle. Then, the rabbit sees a delicious piece of grass and stops to eat it. By the time the rabbit started running again, the turtle had already won the race. The rabbit said ruefully: "I should have eaten it before I ate it." ”
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