Story 1:
One day, a bee flew into a bar. The bartender asked, "What would you like to drink?" The bee replied: "Mecko, of course meadow!" The bartender burst out laughing, "Oh, I thought you were going to get some flower wine!" ”
Story 2:
A turtle walked into a garage and said to the mechanic, "I can't drive this car anymore." The repair master looked at the turtle: "Are you sure you didn't lose your car keys?" The turtle replied suspiciously: "Car keys? I thought it was my house! ”
Story 3:
One day, a grandmother walked into a pet store and said to the owner, "Please give me a talking parrot." The owner replied: "Of course, but I must remind you that it talks and sings at the same time." The grandmother said happily, "Great, I just need a companion who can sing for me!" ”
Story 4:
A police officer spotted a monkey driving a car while on patrol. He immediately stopped the monkey and asked, "How can you drive?" The monkey replied, "Because I'm a professional driver!" The policeman said helplessly: "Okay, but you better remember the traffic rules on the road." ”
Story 5:
A young boy walked into a dessert shop and said to the clerk, "Please give me an ice cream." The clerk asked, "What flavor do you want?" The boy replied, "I want a good taste." The clerk was stunned for a moment, then handed him a cup of chocolate-flavored ice cream.
Story 6:
A cat and a dog play together, and suddenly, the cat says to the dog, "You know what, I can walk in a tree." The dog asked suspiciously, "Really?" So why don't you go up the tree? The cat replied thoughtfully: "Because I'm a ground operator." ”
Story 7:
A teacher asked students, "Why can a bird stand on a wire without getting electrified?" The student replied, "Because they don't communicate." ”
Story 8:
A man walked into a shoe store and tried on several pairs of shoes, but none of them felt suitable. He complained: "These shoes are too tight! The clerk smiled and said, "Sir, you tried the shoes on your left foot." ”
Story 9:
One doctor said to his patients, "You need to drink eight glasses of water a day. The patient asked in surprise, "Eight glasses of water?" So how many times do I have to get up at night? The doctor smiled and replied, "No, you can drink it during the day." ”
Story 10:
A bird flew into a restaurant and said to the waiter, "Please give me a bug pizza." The waiter asked suspiciously, "Are you sure you want bug pizza?" The bird nodded: "Yes, please don't add cheese." ”
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