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"Well, that's all we'll do today. When we go back, we will review and prepare for next week's exam. Class. ”
Yihan glanced at his watch, grabbed the textbook on the podium, and hurried out of the classroom. At 6 p.m., she had a date, exactly, a blind date. This is the third time this month.
I really didn't expect that there was a group of mothers on the Internet specifically for their children's blind dates. Mom said she paid 50 yuan for joining the group. Yi Han thought to himself, don't say 50, that is, let you pay 5000, it is estimated that the parents who are eager to get married will also obediently give it all. But, whether it's 50 or 5,000, can happiness really be exchanged so easily?
"Remember, after class, you will jump, urinating urgently?" Liao Hui shouted in the corridor and looked at her with a bad smile.
"Say what, I made an appointment for dinner." Yi Han glanced at Liao Hui in disgust. It's been eight years since I've been in this school, and the two have known each other for eight years. Is it strange that such an inconspicuous person can actually teach ideological virtue? The history of the teaching field is not even close.
"Going on a blind date again?" I can count you, three times this month, right? Haven't seen it yet? Liao Hui stared at the letter with a smirk.
Yi Han looked around in horror, almost convinced by the big brother's loud voice, "I said can you still be louder?" Don't you know that your voice is extremely penetrating? I'm afraid the students won't be able to hear you, right? ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, but two days ago I heard a student in your class muttering there, if only you could be his stepmother, I thought you were openly recruiting relatives."
"Stepmother?! I'm at best good for their sisters!! Says who? You tell me the name and I promise not to give him zero. Got it, today there is no effort to be blind and poor with you. Gone. The memoirs hastily ended the small talk. Chong Liao Hui waved his hand, turned and walked away.
"If you really can't find the right one, I can accompany you to your mother's place to recover." Guaranteed not to wear gangs. Yi Han heard Liao Hui's voice coming from behind him. As he stepped forward, he raised his hand and made an OK gesture.
Yi Han was ready to rush home to change clothes and wash his face before going to the restaurant. After a day of class, the "powder" that has pasted a face is estimated to be able to drop the slag when you look down. But after washing your face, you have to put on makeup again, and I don't know if it will be too late. In a state of confusion, Yihan walked out of the school gate, raised his hand to stop a taxi, and sat in.
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YiHan has two older sisters, the eldest sister Yimei entered a local savings house after graduating from college. She worked modestly, her income was not high, and she married the director of the savings institute, who was 5 years older than her. My son is in the first grade this year. I had a lot of connections and entered a key primary school.
The second sister Yilin has been married for five years, and her lover Xiao Zhao is an executive in a foreign company, and after getting married, she opened a flower shop for Yilin near her home. The flower shop is close to the First Hospital, and the visitors come and go, and the business is very good. Xiao Zhao just shook the number last month and bought a car with 400,000 yuan.
Yi Han is the old man in the family, it is good to study in a small school, and the long one is also the most beautiful of the three sisters, sensible and well-behaved, and has always been the pride of his parents. The sisters also protected her.
After graduating from the teacher training, Yihan was hired by a key middle school to teach junior high school English. After eight years of work, she was also appointed as the head of the teaching and research team because of her outstanding grades. The school also divided her into a one-bedroom house. Although the location is a bit far, it is better than staying at home.
In fact, living with your parents, others are fine, the most feared is the encirclement and suppression at the dinner table: "Letter, has your unit recently recruited new teachers?" Are there any men? ”
Yi Han was asked every time he didn't know the taste of food: "Mom, here it is again, your tight curse is to set the alarm, start once a day, right?" Are you so afraid that I will rely on you for the rest of your life? ”
"I'm afraid, I'm really afraid!" You'll be 30 next year! You see Wei Wei of the Yimei family is in elementary school this year. Although Yi Lin does not want children, Xiao Zhao is really good to her, and she blossoms and buys a car. But what about you? When you were a child, you were the most at ease with your father..."
"Be well, you just say, let me marry whom, you find me, I will register with him tomorrow." Yi Han put down his chopsticks in a gamble. Every time we ate together, we were very unhappy.
Therefore, when the school was divided into rooms, she was given two choices: one set could be moved in immediately, but it was farther away from the school, and it would take nearly an hour by car. The other set has to wait a year to receive the house, but it is only a quarter of an hour's drive from the school. She did not hesitate to choose the former. As long as you can immediately have a space of your own, how far away you recognize.
I went home and washed my face, put on light makeup again, changed my clothes, and looked at myself in the mirror, okay, I don't look so haggard. Where is it like a person who is almost 30? "Isn't it just a blind date, well, well, as long as Mom stops scaring me with her fragile little heart."
"Success or failure is a matter of luck, and seeing or not seeing is a matter of attitude. You see for yourself. "A month ago, on the night, my mother held on to her chest.
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In the restaurant, Yihan looked at the man sitting opposite, according to his mother, he was the son of the leader of the mother group, and the international referee who returned from studying abroad was very sought-after. I really don't know what means my mother used to make an appointment. However, there is no doubt that mothers who are concerned about their elderly unmarried children are bound to have inexplicably powerful energy.
The "referee" has good white skin. In the dimly lit restaurant, Yi Han looked down at the menu, and he could faintly feel a white light coming from the opposite side.
"Excuse me, is there anything taboo about what you eat?" White light asked.
This voice... How to say it, it is as if someone has choked half of his neck. YiHan subconsciously touched his neck, very much wanted to cough hard twice, clear his throat, and was afraid that the other party would be sensitive. I had to hold back desperately and shook my head vigorously.
"Mom, shall I discuss it with you?" You give me another year, and I'll find a boyfriend within that year. Don't you force me to go on a blind date? Besides, what kind of organization are you joining? Who are you introducing? The next time you can see the real person, will you push it in front of my eyes? Wrong, don't have a next return, you just do well, let me go, okay? Three is already my limit! Believe it or not, one more, you don't have a heart attack, I have to suffer from mental illness. ”
When he got home, YiHan threw himself heavily on the bed, held up his mobile phone, and couldn't bear to complain to his mother.
"As for that? Didn't look at this either? Xiao Liu is an international referee and is said to often go abroad. Aunt Lu said that people are also a table of talents. The mother retorted reluctantly on the other end of the phone.
"Please, let's stop here." I wanted him to get me to get my red card off. I still have to catch a lesson plan tonight, and I will hand it in tomorrow, so I won't tell you about it. "The letter is ready to hang up the phone."
"Well, a year is a year. I'm not forcing you. ”
"No, no, promise to get the job done." Yi Han put down the phone and let out a long sigh. Finally bought myself some free time.
YiHan lay on the bed and looked around his home. Clean floors, neat sofas, refreshing non-greasy kitchen. It's good to be alone, to be in control of your own life.
She remembered once going to Yi Mei's house to send her father to catch fish. Wei Wei opened the door, holding potato chips in her hand. In the living room, the milk spilled on the ground, leaving wet footprints. There were also confiscated plates on the table, and on the coffee table, open snack bags were piled up haphazardly. Yi Mei stood on the ladder to change the bulb of the ceiling lamp in the kitchen. At this time, Director Liu was crossing his legs, drinking tea, and watching TV comfortably.
Such a married life, don't stop.
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The next day at school, Yi Han had just sat down at his desk when a white shadow came over.
"How did you see you yesterday?" Do you see the right eye? Liao Hui put on a snow-white shirt and handed over an egg cake.
"Good fragrance, I woke up early this morning and thought about it, but I didn't see it when I got out of the subway." Where did you buy it? Yi Han grabbed the cake and took a bite.
"It is said that when the city management came today, Sister Li changed the land and set up a stall at the back door of our school." Eh? Don't you change the subject, I ask you how you saw yesterday? Is there a play or not? ”
Yi Han raised his eyes, just in time to meet Liao Hui's nervous gaze. With a snort, he laughed out:
"Miss Ben blind date, what are you nervous about?" Don't you really want to be a candidate? Then I have to ask if I like it. ”
"Listening to the tone is no longer a play." Liao Hui revealed a sly look. "Or else, I'll reluctantly be your alternate?" Help you fool your aunt? ”
"Hey hey, good intentions, not needed for the time being, under my repeated complaints, my mother decided to give me a year of probation." Yi Han said triumphantly as he swallowed.
"Grandma, are you going to eat slowly?" How do you eat even paper? ”
Only then did I find that I had indeed eaten in a hurry. He drew a tissue from the table and spat out the unconjusted cake in his mouth.
"You, you, you're disgusting too," right?!"
Looking at Liao Hui's pained expression, YiHan couldn't help but laugh. It is also very happy to be able to disgust this big brother.
"Eh, seriously, you always say me, why are you still alone at this age?" Are you watching the uncle of the literary and art circle eat well? The problem is that you are not a literary and artistic worker. ”
"Who's old?" I'm a year older than you!" If I were an uncle, you would be a great aunt. ”
Yi Han grabbed the textbook on the table and slapped it on Liao Hui's head, but he smiled and avoided it.
"I have the first class in the morning, I will go to the canteen to eat at noon, and today I have a kung pao chicken." Liao Hui walked out of the office with his book in his hands and stepping on the bell of class.
Looking at Liao Hui's back, Yi Han suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "If you let Liao Hui pretend that my boyfriend may be real." Then play a drama of being chaotic and abandoned, and from then on being hurt by love, and no longer talking about feelings. Thinking of this, Yi Han couldn't help but laugh triumphantly.
"Okay. No problem. You finally made me an extra. ”
Yi Han did not expect that as soon as he told Liao Hui about his thoughts, he happily agreed. Worthy of being a buddy for so many years.
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Two weeks later, on Sunday, Liao Hui appeared downstairs on time. The two agreed to take a taxi together to reminiscent of their parents' house for lunch.
Yi Han looked up and down Liao Hui, a light blue dark striped shirt, a navy blue cotton casual suit on the outside, khaki pants with dark coffee ties.
For a moment, Yi Han was actually a little moved in his heart, and this extra actor could be regarded as fighting for the acting career.
"You dress so well, I don't have the money to pay for your installation." One mouth, touched immediately turned into ridicule.
"I call this dedication. Do you understand? Liao Hui pulled Yi Han's arm and clamped it in the crook of his arm.
"What are you doing?" It didn't come to my parents yet. Yi Han hurriedly pulled his arm out.
"You have to grind it in advance." This will take a while to be natural. You don't want to show your stuffing as soon as you walk in the door, do you? Liao Hui's arm clamped even tighter.
YiHan frowned and muttered, "I've never seen a group performance more active than the protagonist." Although the mouth protested, the arm did not try to pull out again.
"Mom, this is Liao Hui, a colleague of our unit."
"Okay, sit down." Yihan's mother smiled and squinted at Liao Hui, how to see how satisfied.
"Auntie is good, uncle is good, I have known Yihan for eight years. I'm sorry to visit for the first time. "Liao Hui was polite and enthusiastic.
"Are you two just on it?" The other day I arranged a blind date for the letter, and she hadn't mentioned it yet. Yihan's mother asked while handing the peeled orange to Liao Hui.
"Actually, to be precise, we just pointed out the relationship."
Yi Han chuckled in his heart, and suddenly had a bad premonition.
"I like to reminisce for many years, she should have me in her heart, but in this regard, she has a relatively low IQ, she does not know, she does not want to think about this aspect, and she is still like a child who has not grown up." I didn't say it either, for fear of scaring her away. This time, she wanted me to pretend to be my boyfriend to fool you, so that I had a chance to confess. Liao Hui said with a serious face.
Isn't that what it's all about, isn't that luring the wolf into the house? That's not how the script was written. Yi Han felt his head "buzz" in a circle.
"Hahaha, good, what an honest child." I like it. Yi Han's father patted his thigh and smiled.
"Liao Hui, you are a liar!" Yi Han stood up anxiously.
Liao Hui suddenly conjured up a ring as if by trick and handed it to Yi Han's eyes: "I have bought all the rings." We have known each other for so long, I think the intermediate links can be saved, right? By this moment, I've been waiting for eight years. Wait any longer, really become an uncle. ”
Yi Han laughed angrily, "You are a traitor!" You've been planning for a long time! ”
Until he was held by Liao Hui and walked out of his home, his mind was still messy.
"Are you really fake just now?" Yi Han looked at Liao Hui suspiciously. Still can't believe that the situation just now is true.
"If you still doubt me at this moment, I'm really going to give up." Liao Hui pretended to show a fierce face. "You don't know, I heard you say you went on a blind date, my heart, ah, followed by the eyes of the throat, I am afraid that which one will not open your eyes will look at you." 」
"Hey, am I that bad?" The reminiscences jumped high.
"That's a must, I'm such a high-quality man who surrounds you all day, and you don't know anything." Liao Hui sighed helplessly.
Yi Han looked at Liao Hui carefully again, well, this big brother is indeed not too bad. Usually a little poor, the two people together will not be bored. Could this be fateful fate? But the plot is also developing too fast.
"I ask you, will you do the housework?" I'm most annoyed that men don't do anything when they get home and push the job to women. ”
"Rest assured, after so many years of living as a bachelor, this little skill is still there."
"What to eat at night?"
"When I went to pick you up in the morning, I saw a Sichuan restaurant next to your house, so let's go eat Kung Pao chicken."