Jin Shengxiao is not a good person, he likes to play people all his life, and he will play when he dies, and even I am played by him.
He commented on the passage of "Water Margin" Jingyang Gang Wusong fighting tigers, why Shi Nai'an wrote about tigers so vividly, wonderfully, and heartwarming, and he said the secret of writing:
Man is a god-man, and the tiger is a living tiger, and the reader must look at it paragraph by paragraph.
I often think that the tiger has nowhere to look, but the real tiger has nowhere to look; A real tiger dies and a tiger has nowhere to look, and a real tiger has nowhere to look; The living tiger is walking, or it is occasionally seen, and the living tiger is fighting people, and it is the one who will have nowhere to see.
Nai'an suddenly used pen and ink to play a game and draw a full picture of a living tiger. Now those who want to see the tiger, they are all in the Water Margin, on the Jingyang Gang, fixed their eyes and full of eyes, and are not surprised, which is really a great grace.
It is rumored that Zhao Songxue is good at drawing horses, and he is even more brilliant in the evening, and every time he wants to conceive, it is convenient for the secret room to undress the ground, first learn to be a horse, and then order the pen. One day, Mrs. Guan came and saw Zhao Wanran Ma Ye.
For this article, I want to also undress the ground, and make a pounce, a lift, and a trend? I really don't know where Nai'an has this tiger cannibalism method in my chest as well.
The saint sighed for three thousand years, and the only talent promised this person.
(The big worm, hungry and thirsty, pressed its two paws slightly on the ground, and pounced on its body, and plucked it down from mid-air.) Wu Song was shocked by that, and the wine broke out in a cold sweat. ...... ）
After reading it repeatedly, I suddenly realized that why the ancients drew horses so vividly, but they had to learn horse galloping first, horse neighing, and first turn themselves into horses. Before Shi Nai'an wrote about the tiger, he imitated and practiced the tiger's pounce, lift, and cut movements at home, so that he could write like a god.
I was writing a novel, and there was such a plot in the novel: the thief took advantage of the owner's absence, went in and stole a piece of bacon, and suddenly rushed out a dog to rob the bacon with the thief. The thief was reluctant to throw away the bacon in his hand, but the dog bit the thief's trouser leg and did not let the thief go, so people and dogs fought.
I have never been chased by a dog since I was a child, and I have never seen a dog bite a person. After thinking about it, I couldn't write it thrillingly.
Seeing Jin Shengsigh say the secret of the creation of talents, it turned out to be like this, big joy, I can also write amazing masterpieces.
In my study, I learned that thieves kick dogs, imitate dogs biting people, dance with their hands, and look like crazy demons.
Maybe my lover heard a strange noise in the study, pushed the door in, first stunned, and then anxiously touched my forehead with his hand, saying "Are you alright?"
I'm indulging in creating simulated movements, yelling at my lover: I have something, go out and watch your TV series.
After saying that, I pushed my lover out the door and continued my "creation".
After a while, 120 came. ......
As a result, I didn't talk to my lover for a while, and I didn't write it, knowing that I was tricked by Jin Shengsiao, and I was angry in my heart.
But when he learned that Jin Shengxia was a genius at playing people, and he also played very highly, playing a different kind of fun, his heart was immediately relieved.
He even dares to play with examiners. The ancient imperial examination determined the future of a reader, which was a very serious and important matter, and Jin Shengxiao was not a serious matter.
Jin Shengsigh participated in the scientific expedition, and the essay title was: forty without moving the heart.
This topic is modest, nothing more than the test that adults should be steady and steady. And the exam essay written by Jin Sheng sighed was so angry that the examiner almost overturned the table.
Jin Sheng sighed and waved his pen like a god:
Among the empty mountains and valleys, ten thousand taels of gold; Outside the white sky, there is a beautiful person.
May I ask if the master is excited? A: Move...
(He wrote 39 "move" words in a row before stopping.) ）
After reading it, the examiner threw his test paper down: such a cynical person can be admitted.
He not only played with the examiner but also with his son.
Jin Shengxiao was imprisoned for the "Weeping Temple Case" and sentenced to beheading by the Qing court. When the two sons heard the news, they came to see him in prison and cried to the ground.
But he said very calmly and calmly, I will make a couplet for you to face, and the upper link will be intoned in his mouth:
Lotus Seed felt bitter in her heart.
The two sons are heartbroken, and there is still a right mind.
Jin Sheng sighed and then intoned the following link:
Pear belly sour.
When the two sons heard this, they cried even more sadly.
Lotus seed means pity, and pear means to leave.
The poor child's heart is bitter, and I am sore when I leave my son.
It seems that although Jin Shengxiao is cynical, he is a person of temperament.
After his son left the cell, he called the jailer and said, "Oh, I have a big secret that I forgot to tell my son, please help bring this note to my son."
The jailer saw Jin Shengsiao doing such a solemn thing, and thought that Jin Shengxiao had forgotten to tell his son the place where the treasure was buried. Secretly opened the note and looked at it, dumbfounded.
I saw that the note read: Wu'er remember, peanuts and dried tofu are chewed together in the mouth, and there is a taste of ham.
The jailer was disappointed. I was also disappointed that I had eaten peanuts with dried tofu, where there was a taste of ham, but a little walnut.
Jin Shengsiao was taken to the execution ground, and he said to the executioner, Please be the first to cut off my head.
The executioner said on what basis.
Jin Sheng sighed and said that I have two hundred taels of silver tickets hidden in my ears, and as long as the first one cuts off my head, the silver ticket will belong to you.
The executioner was the first to cut off Jin Shengsiao's human head, and two paper balls rolled out of his ears, and the executioner picked up a paper ball and opened it, only to see that a "good" word was written on it. Pick up another ball of paper and open it, with the word "pain" written on it.
The executioner looked stunned, his strange expression indescribable.
Jin Sheng sighed and commented on "Zuo Biography", "Water Margin" and "Tales of the West Wing", which have never been said before, with a peculiar perspective and witty words, which can be used for drinking.
Although he had no intention of playing tricks, I couldn't help but be in awe of him when I saw his wonderful comments on several talented books.
He has commented on other people's wonderful stories all his life, but he has lived his own wonderful stories.
