"Humorous and Funny Paragraphs"
1: The host asks: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied: Yes! Moderator: Let's take an example! The eagle burst into tears: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree... Later, there was an owl...
2: Two dung beetles discuss the welfare lottery, A says: If I want to win the jackpot, I will buy a toilet within a radius of 50 miles and eat every day! B said: You are too vulgar! Live people, eat fresh every day!
3: Why Chickens Cross the Street The answer is to get the other side.
4:A: What is that person doing? B: He's shaking. A: Why is he shaking? B: He's cold. A: Oh, it turns out you don't get cold when you're shaking. Primary:......
5: There was a Mr. Banana dating his girlfriend, walking down the street, the weather was hot, Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down...
6: There is a sausage in the refrigerator, it feels very cold, and then look at the other sausage next to you, some comfort in your heart, and say: "Look, you are frozen like this, your body is frozen!" As a result, Sausage said, "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle." ”
7: Once upon a time there was a ball that Marshmallow played with for a long time. He said: I am so tired, I feel that my whole body is soft...
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