Mei Nan and Yan have been raised by Qianlong since they were in their 20s, and their embezzlement of assets is better than the 15-year income of the imperial court! He once made false accounts under the eyes of the emperor, and when he was proud, he wrote out the Shanglian "three pounds of four two five-flower meat", and Ji Xiaolanqiao exposed his means to the xialian!
In 2000, a costume comedy called "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Ji Xiaolan" jumped on the TV screen of every household, and the TV series was wonderful, but did it really conform to history? It is estimated that He yan will be the first to stand up against it: I am a rare all-rounder!
Maybe the Hezhen in your heart is the image of Wang Gang, who has a round head and a round brain, but in fact, hezhen is a small fresh meat that is not compromised, and his face has a unique feminine beauty, which is deeply loved by Qianlong. But the good-looking skin bag is the same, the excellent soul is the only one in the world, and Hezhen has done it!
A brief look at Hezhen's life record: he lost his mother at the age of 3, lost his father at the age of 9 and became an orphan, studied poetry books but failed many scientific expeditions, and seemed to have won a bad hand. But fortunately, he was born in zhenghongqi, and at the age of 22, he was selected as a third-class bodyguard to enter the palace, and since then he has opened the road of companionship.
He Yan, who had a good skin, high emotional intelligence, and profound knowledge, was soon promoted by Qianlong, and from then on, he had a smooth ride, and at the height of his power, he was also a scholar of Wenhuadian University, a Hubu Shangshu, an official Shangshu, and several other important positions!
As the old saying goes, "No diamonds, don't do porcelain work", and Hezhen can achieve such extraordinary achievements, but it is not just by sneaking around and patting horses, left and right, but having the truth itself on the body, not waiting for idle people.
Needless to say, he is also proficient in many languages, riding archery, painting, writing poetry, and even cooking, plus a super high emotional intelligence so that he does not step on the thunder, always speaking to the emperor's heart. Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that He yan is an all-rounder, if there is no such ugly thing as corruption, I am afraid that no one can shake his position.
There are mountains outside the mountains, there are people outside the people, and Ji Xiaolan is also not less inferior, especially in the couplet, it is repeatedly defeated, but the more frustrated and courageous, today I will share with you an interesting story of two people fighting wits and courage in folklore.
It is said that Qianlong, as a loyal lover of micro-service private visits, likes to take officials to visit and investigate the people's feelings when he has nothing to do, and when he is tired of shopping this day, he takes the accompanying ministers to the restaurant together, and conveniently orders a few plates of special small dishes, including Ji Xiaolan and He Yan.
He Yan, who is accustomed to observing the color, when he saw that the emperor was tired, he thought of some tricks to help him, and when he saw the vegetables on the table moving, he said: This scene, Wei Chen can't help but want to show off, come up with a couplet, I don't know if Viva Grandpa is interested in listening?
After getting Qianlong's consent, He Yan pointed to the pork belly on the table and said a shanglian called: three pounds of four two pork belly!
A few simple words, but subtly formed a pair of hidden mysterious numbers: three, four and five are continuous numbers, two pounds are units of measurement, four or two dollars can almost buy three pounds of pork belly, at the same time, reasonable and reasonable.
Such an impromptu upper league was difficult for the minister present at the time, and even Qianlong did not say the lower link for a long time, so he asked Ji Xiaolan if there was a suitable lower link?
Ji Xiaolan is a master of couplets, such pairs obviously can't defeat him, but he has always looked at He yan unfavorably, so he wants to secretly poke and poke humiliation and let him dig a pit and jump by himself!
When he saw the small shallots mixed with tofu on the table, he suddenly had an idea, so he opened his mouth to the next link: five two six money seven green onions!
In terms of form, "five-six-seven" just happens to be in line with the "three-four-five" of the shanglian, and the two coins are also measured units, and there is also a dish on the table, but it does not conform to the truth in meaning.
According to the rice price conversion, one or two in the Qianlong period is nearly 300 yuan now, six yuan is almost 180 yuan, and 180 yuan can't buy half a kilogram of onions.
Qianlong also realized this problem, so he retorted to Ji Xiaolan: Your couplet is unreasonable, whose onion can be so expensive?
As everyone knows, Ji Xiaolan is deliberately unreasonable, only to listen to his loud reply: Emperor, what is wrong? The onions in the imperial dining room are for this price!
Hearing these words, He yan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and it was he himself who set this price! In order to facilitate corruption, he ordered the people in the imperial dining room to buy at a low price and enter the account at a high price, and the difference in the middle went into his pocket.
In case the emperor found out, even if he could throw the pot to his subordinates, it would not be worth the loss! So he hurriedly interjected to praise Ji Xiaolan's couplet well, hurriedly picked up the topic, and finally diverted Qianlong's attention, which escaped a disaster, really stealing chicken is not a corrosion of rice!
Therefore, people still should not do bad things, otherwise they must be careful to prevent themselves from showing their feet in anything, and even sweat for such an interesting thing as a couplet, why bother?
"Three pounds of four two five-flower meat", I don't know what your lower link is? Let's take a look in the comments section!
