What are you kidding about without reading?

In the summer vacation of my junior year, I sent my roommate to take the high-speed train, and before I got on the train, I said, "I'll go buy a few oranges, and you'll stand here, don't move around." ”

The roommate shook his head and said, "You never forget to take advantage of me!" ”

Some people may be confused after reading it, what is so funny about this?

People who love to read will smile in their hearts and silently read five words in their hearts: Zhu Ziqing's "Back Shadow".

In the text, Zhu Ziqing's father sends his son to the station. On the platform, my father said, "I'll buy a few oranges and go, and you're here, don't move around." ”

If you don't read books, won't people take advantage of them in vain, and they don't even have the ability to debunk?

Without reading, how to integrate into the high-level circle of friends, elegant jokes?

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Don't read, what are you kidding

The Book of Poetry clouds, "Good at teasing, not for abuse."

Su Dongpo is not only a thousand-year-old literary hero, but also an ancient scribble hand.

His jokes are not the pranks of the city's people, nor are they humiliating advantages, but show the humor and wisdom of the literati.

There are poetry books in the belly, and there are poems in the belly, and the passages come from the beginning.

Dongpo Humor Story: Invite friends to catch lice

According to legend, Su Dongpo has a younger sister, who is extremely smart, and is known as "Su Xiaomei".

One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian as a guest and personally went out to greet him.

Su Xiaomei said casually: "Brother outside the door to invite double moon", "double moon" combined into a "friend" word.

Su Dongpo immediately said to him: "Catch half the wind in front of the little sister window."

The traditional character for "wind" is "wind", and "half wind" means "lice".

This means that the little sister caught lice in front of the window, and turned her head away in anger.

Dongpo humorous story: 皛饭毳饭

Su Dongpo once mentioned to his friend Liu Shu that when he was studying, he ate three white rices every day, a pinch of salt, a plate of raw radish, and a bowl of rice, which tasted great.

Liu Shu laughed after hearing this. A few days later, Liu Asked Dongpo to eat xiǎo rice, and Dongpo gladly went there.

When I went there, I found that there was only salt, radish, and rice on the table, so I understood that I was teased, so I had to eat it with a bitter smile.

After a few days, Su Dongpo invited Liu Yu to eat cuì (毳) rice.

Liu Xuan knew that Su Dongpo was going to take revenge, but he was curious and went anyway.

When it was time for dinner, Liu Shu grunted hungrily, but there was nothing on the table.

After several times, Su Dongpo swallowed slowly and said: "Salt is also hairy (no meaning), radish is also hairy, rice is also hairy, this is the rice." ”

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The ancients said that there is poetry and bookishness in the belly

Modern people speak, although simple and direct, sometimes quite interesting, but always feel that something is missing.

And the ancients, with only a few words, the mood came from itself.

Modern people: rich, willful.

The ancients said: The family has a thousand gold, and the action stops by the heart.

Modern Man: I take you, you carry money.

The ancients said: I hold the hand of the son, and the son carries the axe.

Modern people: Draw a circle to curse you.

The ancients said: Draw the ground into a circle, and Zhu Er will sleep forever.

Modern people: Every day I am handsome to the point of not being able to sleep.

The ancients said: Yushu Linfeng is a beautiful teenager, and he does not sleep at night when he looks after himself.

Modern people: I read less, don't lie to me.

The ancients said: Jun mo deceives me that I am illiterate, and there is such a thing in the world.

Modern people: Seek psychological shadow area.

The ancients said: The heart is like dead ash, how thick is the gray?

Modern people: Silence is not all gold, sometimes it is still a grandson.

The ancients said: The saints do not speak like peach and plum, and the small people do not speak like wooden chickens.

Modern man: Seriously you lose.

The ancients said: What to argue in the light of stone and fire, the snail horn is not serious.

Modern people: The heart is tired.

The ancients said: The shape is like a skeleton, and the heart is like dead ashes.

Modern people: money is hard to earn, is hard to eat.

The ancients said: Bao is difficult to smell, and jinbao is difficult to find.

Modern people: show love, die fast.

The ancients said: Love without hiding, kill yourself.

Modern people: If people do not have ideals, what is the difference between them and salted fish?

The ancients said: The ruins of the rut will become dry at dusk; man has no ambition, and he is different from the other.

Modern people: Ugly people are asleep, handsome people are still awake.

The ancients said: Before the jade erects the wind, the donkey mule is sleeping.

Modern Man: I have knowledge that I am proud of.

The ancients said: There is poetry and bookishness in the belly.

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Reading is a lifelong practice

Many ancient literati had the experience of studying hard.

Fan Zhongyan, who studied hard in South County for five years, made a living on thin porridge every day, and slept peacefully without undressing.

Su Dongpo, reading classics is always copied and memorized, until they are familiar with the heart, and there is no word missing.

Dong Zhongshu, a great Confucian of the Han Dynasty, spent his life immersed in hard reading, did not peep into the garden for three years, and sharpened a sword for ten years.

Reading, for the ancients, was the only way to change their destiny and soar.

But there are many literati, and they do not read books entirely for the sake of a splendid future, but for the sake of self-cultivation, cultivation of sentiments, and broadening their horizons.

Xiang Lang, a man of the Three Kingdoms, is over eighty years old and still tireless and immerses himself in the classics.

Han Yu, who could not release the scroll for the rest of his life. He was still keen to read after the official, but he studied all the books he could borrow.

Reading is the process of getting rid of mediocrity.

When your talent can't support your dreams, the only way to read is to read.

People who read books, because of the infinity of knowledge, feel their own smallness, and will be full of reverence for the world, and become lovely because of reverence.

Let reading become a way of life for us.

Let life be thick in reading; let the soul be enriched in the fragrance of books.

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