Best Professions - Investors (Jokes) As long as you can make a lot of money in the stock market, you have the best job in the world. One: Free time, as long as 4 hours a day. 9.3 a.m

Best Profession - Shareholder (Joke)

As long as you can make a lot of money in the stock market, you have the best job in the world.

One: Free time, as long as 4 hours a day. 9.30 a.m. - 11.30 p.m. 13.00 - 15.00 p.m. There will be no overtime on weekends. The main thing is that holidays will not leave you out.

Two: worry-free and labor-saving, work from home with a computer, a mobile phone can be a tap. If you want to stand, if you want to sit, sometimes you can come to a Geyou to lie down, and no one will care about you. Even if you make more money, you basically don't have to worry about the industrial and commercial tax fire to check on you, that is, there may be less socialization, but the advantage is that even if you earn more, you don't have to worry about treating, and you don't have to worry about someone borrowing money from you, you can say that the money is set (the real situation is similar, not set, but also on the road to being covered).

Three: Enough respect, will not help you hang orders because you only have a few hundred pieces, nor will you not help you sell because you only have one share left, as long as you can change into a trillion is not a dream

Fourth: Legal and legitimate. This is a legal casino, with state endorsement, and there is no need to worry about the disappearance of funds for no reason, of course, you can also go to Macau or Las Vegas to play, where the probability is a little higher.

Of course, it is not easy to be a shareholder, white head bald head or into the Huangpu River, even if you have no connections, single-handedly, go forward (money).

A share is very stable, there has not been much change in decades, not as big as your heartbeat change, the road is long and the road is long, I will go up and down and explore.