A pair of ducks frolicked in the river and saw a frog couple hibernating in a cave on the riverbank. The male duck said, "Look, how happy the frog couple is." The female duck said to the male duck, "Don't look, that's the old man."

A pair of ducks frolicked in the river and saw a frog couple hibernating in a cave on the riverbank. The male duck said, "Look, how happy the frog couple is." The female duck said to the male duck: "Don't look, that's the big boss, living in the villa, the moon, maybe the female frog is "little three." The male duck sighed and said, "Yes! We can only find food if we keep running and drifting, and if we have time and mind to spend our honeymoon, we can pack Xiao San. ″

One day, a female prisoner was arrested and put into the police station, and the policeman saw that she had a tattoo on her hand and asked her, "Why did you stab your boyfriend's name on your hand?" He called it Bridge, didn't he? Only to see the female prisoner raise her head, with an angry look, and say to the police: "The bridge is broken, I can only come in!" ″

A girl called the online song point and wanted to order a song for her mother. The host asked, "Why do you want to order songs for your mother instead of your father?" The girl said: "My mother works hard every day, and she can't rest well on Sundays, so she has to find various reasons for me to go to the tutoring class." And my father has been working outside for many years, and every time he calls me, he always comforts me to combine learning and leisure, not to affect sleep, and to thrive is the most important. "The host was very touched and said that she was very sensible and a good child for mom and dad. Then ask her what song she wants. The girl said, "Why is a woman miserable for a woman." ″