Two days ago, the article "Which behaviors of men will make girls feel unnatural" written by Little Orange received a lot of comments from fans and passers-by, the most of which was "men are too difficult" and "I can't think through women's minds at all"
Then today the benefits are coming, and the little orange teaches you how to chat with the opposite sex! (Girls can also learn Oh ~)
Let's make an analogy before we get down to business.
Suppose you like the opposite sex and ask you, "Are you here?"
What would you say?" In the ""in, what's wrong?"
So if she asks you, "Are you here?" The last time you said you were going to ask me out, why was there no one there?"
What would you say? Tell her you forgot? Or are you ready to do it? Or will he explain to her why?
In fact, you can talk to her like this:
"In? You promised to ask me out, why is there no one?"
"He's in the shower, you wait a minute ha~"
She must have asked, "Take a shower?" Who are you? ”
I said, "Me, I'm his girlfriend."
"Scumbag !!!"
"What? Why are you scolding me for being a scumbag? ”
“？？？ Aren't you his girlfriend? ”
"Where's my girlfriend?" If you wish I had a girlfriend, would you like to be one? ”
Generally speaking, the other party will not dwell on your previous words, and will even say "you are a badass"
Some people say what if she has to tell you?
That's better, you tell her "if you don't believe it, let's make a bet, lose to be my girlfriend" and then pull a bet with her until the bet is successful, and then send her a video to certify it!
Obviously, in contrast to "Sorry, these two days are too busy to forget." Next week to make up. ”
This conversation made her feel even more unexpected, although at first she may be a little angry or uncomfortable, but the feeling of "willow dark flowers and bright villages" is the most surprising.
And, this reply will definitely make her wonder whether your girlfriend just gave her back or if you are joking.
When she can't figure it out, she definitely won't get bored.
As long as you let the other party guess your next sentence, she will not find the feeling of boredom even with the lantern.
At this time, you think again, what is the answer she usually guesses?
yes!
It's like, "No, I'm kidding you." ”
But if you want her to feel bored and not old-fashioned, not in her expectations, it is very simple, and even can directly break through the other party's psychological defense line" If you want me to have a girlfriend, do you want to be it?" ”
This method is actually a deliberate misinterpretation of the opposite sex, but be careful not to "become a slur", really just have an extra girlfriend while dating her, then I advise you to talk to Master Luo!
If you were to ask me how to have a humorous conversation with the opposite sex, I think you should have understood by now, in fact, it is not old-fashioned, it is more interesting to talk, so that everything is not expected by the other party.
When you do this, the other person will feel that you are confident, smart, relaxed, and interesting.
These are enough to make you "attractive" enough to the opposite sex!
In real life, most people are afraid to do this in front of the opposite sex they want. Because they are afraid of being deleted and blocked by the other party.
But if you don't want to be one of the "majority", once you do what they dare to think but dare not do, you have a better chance than they will catch up with the object of their choice!
Follow the little oranges and teach you how to develop a sense of humor in the next issue!