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What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Chat in groups at night.

A colleague sent a picture saying, you see what kind of ghost this is:

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

The ugly duckling turned into a very fat swan.

Mom cooked a bowl of noodles with a boiled paste.

Snow died on the ground.

She was so angry that I couldn't do it, but I laughed.

Her children are in the stage of practicing writing sentences and learning to write words by looking at pictures. You also know that seven- or eight-year-old children have a fan interest in words like and pee life and death.

The sentences written by the child are often mixed with the smell and the breath of death, which makes her miserable.

For example, "Mom farts while walking", "Ash is dead, but I won't forget it" (Ash is her domestic kitten, and people live well).

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

As far as the "anthropomorphic sentence practice of snow" just mentioned, Wa bit the pencil head, changed it for more than half an hour, and finally changed it to:

The army of snow that fell to the ground killed the grass.

Now the child writes language homework, she about three chapters: group words, sentence making, looking at pictures and talking can not appear in the and pee death and other words, the rest of the casual writing.

The child asked: Why not?

The old mother said with a black line: No is not ok!

To be honest, not only colleagues and children, as long as they have experienced language tutoring, they know that primary school students are all dan hands.

How nonsensical can a sentence made by elementary school students be? Here's a look:

Scourge parents

How many good dads there were, almost caused the family to break up

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Anger is burning

The strike surface is too big too

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

You have to kneel on the washboard

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Look at the cold sweat DC

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

I wonder, is the parent's heart okay?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Hurt the teacher

This "playing" is not a "beating" that scares the child

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Plump Teacher???

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

The teacher wanted to cry

It's also humorous

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Speak up

Cute Overflow Screen:

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Really don't want to take the exam:

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Who is the most beautiful person in the world:

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Unimaginable

In order to complete the homework, what can be sacrificed?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

this... Where did you hear that?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Happy word count?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Why can't animals buy a house?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Hurting mom, harming dad, hurting teachers, making things out of nothing, fabricating out of thin air, imagining out of thin air, not playing cards according to routines... This is the sentence-making homework of elementary school students!

I don't know how elementary school students across the country have been so unified, and it seems to have been like this since we were young.

I still remember when I was a child, my cousin made the sentence: "My mother's eyes are big and round like a big frog", and my aunt was so angry that she wanted to jump to her feet.

Now, looking at it again, the sentences made by my own children are difficult to say.

Warm up with "Sometimes... Sometimes...", "In... at... at... In..." made sentences, proper journals:

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Let me secretly suspect that my old mother, a liberal arts student, is afraid that there is no problem, how can I not teach well?

Many of my classmates at Beijing Normal University have become teachers after graduation, and I have specifically asked students who teach Chinese in key primary schools:

Why are children's sentences so terrible? Obviously, I have read so many books, where have I read them, and I am miserable when I write a sentence?

She said:

The focus of language learning for children in the lower grades is on the basic knowledge of language, that is, word formation. Understand your child's mastery of words through word grouping, sentence formation, etc.

But if you want to write a good sentence, it is still difficult, and children must not only accurately use the meaning of words, but also understand the part of speech and emotional color of words.

These are masters in practice and use. Reading is like watching people swim, practicing sentence making is like practicing in the water yourself, and you can never learn without practicing.

Again, language is an accumulated discipline, and it can be applied freely in the future by laying a solid foundation over a high building and laying a solid foundation. So, practice more!

As a passer-by, I have to admit that this is a truth.

I advised my colleagues: Don't be angry, how well the child writes!

"Beautiful Swan" Which "fat swan" has a sense of picture?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

"Delicious noodles" Where is the vivid image of "boiled noodles"? Can you smell the paste?

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

"Snow, die on the ground" also added a comma, like poetry, writing poetry is written like this.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

She said that after training the baby for this, then I still owe him an apology?

Well, it really is!

We are raised to be standardized and stereotyped, and there is only one standard answer to the assignment.

I previously watched an issue of the "Round Table Party" in which writer Wang Meng participated, laughing at himself for "not being able to tutor his grandson's language":

Isn't it realistic? That's how we grew up under the box of standard answers. Over time, it becomes a part of us.

When you see the ugly duckling, you must turn into a beautiful white swan; when it comes to noodles, it must be fragrant. Other than that, I couldn't think of anything else.

After many years and my children began to learn Chinese, I became more and more aware of the importance of encouraging children to express themselves freely, even if the sentences seemed nonsensical and out of common sense.

I hope that our teachers will give children less homework, and like some of the teachers above, give more humorous brain-hole comments to guide.

Especially when children have just begun to learn to make words and sentences, they must not kill their imagination and expression because of standard answers.

Write sentences:

It can be written with the eyes to make the sentence colorful.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

It can be written with the ear to make the sentence sound.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

You can write it with your nose and give the sentence a taste.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

You can write it with your fingers to make the sentence tactile.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Despite the imagination, despite the association.

You see, that's how writers write!

The sentences written by children may be a little different, and who says that it is not a kind of vividness?

Now many school teachers are no longer so rigid. However, it just so happens that the child's school is more strict, or you have to tell the child and write according to the requirements, otherwise there will be one more red cross.

Warm mom said

Today is Christmas Eve, tomorrow is Christmas, the most romantic and atmospheric time of the year. Warm warm received the Christmas gift "Peace Piglet", happy and satisfied.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

Every year, no matter how busy I am, I insist on creating a little sense of festival ceremony for warmth.

The cheerful singing of bells and the beautiful decoration of the Christmas tree full of colorful lights are the happiest days when a child's wish can be fulfilled, and it is also an important time for a family to express their love for each other.

In fact, it is not for the sake of foreign festivals, for children, Christmas has no religious significance, it is a symbol, always believing that good things will happen.

What strange sentences can elementary school students make? Almost caused a family divorce

All gifts and surprises come from people who love you, may the children shine, peace and happiness!

(Some of the picture sources are online, and the copyright belongs to the author)

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