When it comes to elementary school students, I have the impression that primary school students are wearing school uniforms, cute and loving, crossing the road hand in hand, both obedient and well-behaved. However, the primary school students in today's society have developed into a group of magical social species, nicknamed "bear children". These bear children changed their cute and well-behaved image and said that they would turn their faces. He also has this extraordinary imagination, often making bao mom and teacher cry and laugh, trying to clean them up but helpless.
When it comes to bear children, I have to think of the "bear child test paper" that was very popular on the Internet a while ago, and one of the highlights is naturally the "earth-shattering crying ghost god" composition. The second is to make sentences that are level with "flat earth and thunder"! "Speaking of these two question types, it is really a classic old question handed down from ancient times to the present, but the answers before this are all decent and have no novelty." But today's elementary school students' imaginations are all beyond the sky, and their answers are really refreshing and laughable!
1. Use "and... Again..."
"My mom is short, tall, fat and skinny." Sigh, kid, I just want to know what your mother is? Let your mother see if it will kill you.
2. Use "successively" to make sentences
"After work, the fathers are coming home one after another." How many dads does this kid have? And are you as curious as I am about which is his own father?
3. Use "in" to make sentences
"One of my left feet hurt." It is estimated that the teacher's heart also collapsed, and he did not expect to live for so long, and for the first time he encountered a person whose feet were left-handed.
4. Use "one side... one side...", make up a sentence
"He undressed and took off his pants." Was the child born to Nezha? Is it okay to brush your teeth and wash your feet while having dinner?
1. Have a second child
Since the country opened up the two-child policy, many parents have quietly planned to have a second child, but if the boss finds out, the result is not very wonderful.
Look at the child's test paper below, "Who has a way not to let the mother have a second child?" "Mom wants to have a second child, but I don't want her to give birth." Although there are no grammatical errors in these questions, but child, how much sorrow and resentment do you have about your mother having a second child, even the teacher is collapsed on the roll and writes "Is it bad to have a second child?" "It is estimated that the child is afraid that after having a second child, his parents will not care about him."
However, on this third question, "From morning to night, my mother is having a second child with the doctor." "Personally, I recommend hiding the rolls from your mom or dad. Otherwise I could have anticipated a mixed doubles scene.
2, if... only
If it rains tomorrow, you can't go to the park. What a simple and safe sentence making, but elementary school students have to play their "bear child" traits again. Looking at this child's imagination, I have to say that I have also had such thoughts.
Child, be pragmatic, sober and sober, if there is this opportunity to get you, I have long become the rich second generation of the richest man, but reality only arranges a "pay second generation" identity for me.
1. "Lazy" sentence making
I don't know if you have ever experienced that a long sentence or idiom requires three or four sentences. Sometimes I don't know how to make it easy to fill in a few words, but today's primary school students are not like us, they are really lazy.
Look at this full of dashing and spirited sentences, at first glance not to mention, the logic is still smooth, reading is not around the mouth, these ten words of composition has been read, this word of the sentence has not really been seen, and the two small questions are "I" word made sentences, really lazy and creative! I don't know what kind of mood the teacher is in to score a full score, but the parents are estimated to be eager to slap the child's head melon.
1. It can improve children's language ability
The child's language starts from the syllables, by imitating the parents' mouth shape little by little to learn to call mom, dad, in life the child through imagination and observation to weave language, use more vocabulary, so as to get more language skills.
2. Social skills
Language is the basis of social interaction, in contact with peers, children must use language, which invisibly enhances children's social skills.
Although the existence of "bear children" is very headache, but it is precisely because of their existence, it has brought us more joy, although occasionally willful, but this is the nature of children, children's imagination can make them more intelligent, stimulate children's unlimited imagination is beneficial and harmless, so parents must not stifle children's imagination!