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The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

author:Teacher Liu talks about things

First of all, I want to say sorry to the pollen in my more than 30,000 followers, I have betrayed, and from today, I have switched to rice noodles! The reason for switching to rice noodles is definitely not because I have been subjected to a steady stream of cyberbullying by rice noodles, nor is it because I delete my article every time I say that Xiaomi is not good in the headlines, really!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

The Xiaomi 14 is the pinnacle of today's technology

But after the Xiaomi 14 press conference, I was completely impressed by the Xiaomi brand, the best chip, the hardest screen, such a cheap price, in comparison, Huawei is really expensive! Huawei is too expensive, and I can't grab it, far ahead, I can't get it, so I choose to kneel, after all, as long as you wag your tail, you can get the glory and precious, and you can also unite the people who are best at cyberbullying around me, no one will dare to scold me in the comment area in the future, I can sleep more quietly, my hair will not fall out, and naturally I will not be scolded for being bald.

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Xiaomi 14 is the pride of the country!

The hidden rice powder in the fans, we will be our own people in the future, in the future I will blow Xiaomi's article, you go to Lei Zongwei, you can call on people to come and help me like and help me brush up on praise Oh, we work together to push Xiaomi, this really domestic and inexpensive good product to every Chinese, so that they can enjoy the most advanced technology that is not expensive, let those who are not willing to kneel to buy Huawei that is super expensive and can't grab it, let them find scalpers to increase the price of cut leeks, after all, we take the money saved to do more important things!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

In the future, Mi Fan and I will be a family, please don't hurt me by mistake~

As a vote, I would like to strongly condemn the several rumors of attacks after the release of our Xiaomi Mi 14 today. All kinds of sea hi, listen up, you Uncle Liu, I'll start spraying you!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Some people say: Huawei stores are full of customers, and Xiaomi stores are full of customers

1.Haihi said that after Huawei's release, various teams around the world took the mate60 to disassemble, smashed with a hammer, soaked in water, burned, and beaten by foreign people with guns, why didn't anyone do this after the release of my Mi 14, is the quality not good and afraid of revealing the stuffing? I'm telling you, you're thinking too much! The reasons are as follows: First, although Xiaomi 14 is cheaper than Huawei, how many people who can afford Xiaomi are willing to smash it? Second, Huawei was released suddenly, and I don't even know what chip it is, whether it's 4G or 5G hasn't been announced, how can I know what it's made of without dismantling? Does Xiaomi need it? The Americans know better than the Chinese what hardware it uses and does it need to be disassembled? Do you need it? Do you need it? (Important questions asked three times!!) Third, doesn't it cost to smash the phone? The Americans don't pay for it, do you let us China pay for it ourselves? Do you want to destroy the internal unity of the Chinese or do you want us to smash the phone to see the chip and cause an economic crisis? Besides, what if it's crushed? Will you crowdfund me to buy a new phone?

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Was the Mate60 crushed by the car bought with his own money?

2. Haihi laughed at Xiaomi's surging system, and the words Power by Android appeared when it was turned on, saying that the system is not purely domestic, but a shell! Here I would like to state that the surging is by no means a lasso, it was developed by Mr. Lei and the technical team led day and night for two months, and as we all know, Lei is always a programmer, and Kingsoft is developed by Mr. Lei, not to mention a small system?

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Surging system: authentic domestic system

The reason why the words "power by android" are not removed is to penetrate into the enemy, China can't have only one Huawei, but also needs Xiaomi to be a spy, infiltrate the US imperialism, and get the latest information, so as to revitalize China and help domestic development better and faster.

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Mr. Lu said that the reason why the Android word is used is to prevent Chinese from having mobile phones

3. Hai Hi also said that the dragon crystal glass used in my Xiaomi 14 was copied. I want to ask you which one of you has seen a higher score than the one that was copied? Haihi people, you can look at it, my millet's glass hardware is 860, and the hardness of your house is only 830, which is more than 30, if this is converted into money, 30 yuan is enough for me to eat instant noodles for a week!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Xiaomi dragon crystal glass is currently the hardest! There is no one, far ahead of the peers 30 pieces!

4. Speaking of this dragon crystal glass, Hai Hi also made up a set of ridiculous remarks, saying that the supplier learned from Huawei, and then supplied the supplier, which is even more nonsense, Xiaomi dragon crystal glass is developed by Xiaomi, and each crystal has been burned out and tested by the professional R&D team, which is also the core reason why this glass can be so hard!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Xiaomi invests a lot of R&D funds every year and has strong R&D strength

5. There are also Haihi on the Internet who have remarks attacking Xiaomi and say "Huawei has it, Xiaomi must have it, if not, it is that the Americans will not make it, such as the technology of mobile phones to make satellite phones" Funny, if Xiaomi really wants to develop it, it will be developed in the shortest possible time, your Hongmeng system spare tire will come out for ten years, and my Xiaomi surging system will come out in two months or really domestic! Your Kunlun glass has been secretly developed for many years before you dare to compare Corning glass, and it was surpassed by my Xiaomi's dragon crystal glass in less than a month, where is your technical cow? What kind of satellite phone, at all, Xiaomi doesn't want to surpass it! Besides, we rice noodles eat takeout at home every day, what desert do we have nothing to do, and what off-road do we do? Everywhere we can go, there is a full 5G signal at any time, I use Qualcomm's chip, spraying the sea happily, what satellite do I want, even if I lose it, I use satellite to contact, do I have someone to contact? Will someone save me?

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

Satellite phone? Sorry, rice noodles don't work

To sum up, Haihi please immediately stop slandering my "real domestic" national brand, otherwise I will Aite my mighty "Xiaomi Legal Department", waiting for you will be severely punished by the law!

The Xiaomi Mi 14 has completely conquered me, Huawei fans, goodbye, I'm now a rice fan!

What's wrong with kneeling? He has been kneeling for thousands of years, is he tired of shouting?

Rice noodles, can you read my article? Can you stop scolding me, and help me like and follow by the way?

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