Story 1:
One day, a mosquito flew into the performance hall of a concert. It flew around and buzzed non-stop, disturbing the audience's appreciation. Suddenly, the conductor stopped the music and shouted, "Please keep quiet!" What notes is this mosquito looking for? The audience laughed, and the mosquitoes stopped buzzing, as if listening carefully to the conductor.
Story 2:
An old grandmother went to buy a ticket and stood in front of the ticket window. The conductor asked, "Grandma, do you want a one-way ticket or a round-trip ticket?" The grandmother replied with a smile: "I'm going to buy a ticket, not a house, of course, it's a one-way trip!" ”
Story 3:
One day, a cat saw a pigeon in the yard. The cat said: "You fly so high, I envy you so much!" The pigeon replied, "You can climb trees!" When the cat heard this, he immediately said unhappily: "Then why don't you climb on the ground?" ”
Story 4:
Bob said to his friend, "Do you know why birds don't type on the computer? The friend asked suspiciously, "Why?" Xiao Ming replied with a smile: "Because they all have feathers and no fingers!" My friend laughed.
Story 5:
One day, Bob went to visit the zoo and he saw a monkey eating bananas. Xiao Ming asked curiously: "Monkey, why do you like to eat bananas?" The monkey replied, "Because they have curvy beauty, just like me!" Xiao Ming couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing this.
Story 6:
A teacher asked the students, "Excuse me, do you know why books are best friends?" The students shook their heads. The teacher smiled and said, "Because they will never betray you or steal your pocket money!" ”
Story 7:
One day, Bob and Xiaohua saw a road sign on the road that said "Slide carefully." Xiao Ming asked curiously: "Why is the ground slippery careful?" Xiaohua replied: "Because the ground slip will slip!" Xiao Ming smiled after hearing this.
Story 8:
A policeman stopped a car, and the driver got out of the car and asked: "Uncle policeman, did I do something wrong?" The policeman smiled and said: "You didn't do anything wrong, I just wanted to ask if your car used 'invisible' paint, why can't I see it?" ”
Story 9:
One day, Bob said to his father, "Dad, I found a new constellation!" Dad asked curiously, "What zodiac sign?" Xiao Ming replied proudly: "The constellation under the bed will appear every night!" ”
Story 10:
One doctor said to his patients, "You need to drink two glasses of milk a day. The patient hesitantly asked, "Doctor, can I switch to coffee?" The doctor smiled and replied, "Of course, as long as you can turn coffee into milk!" ”
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